Monday, October 31, 2016

Meet The Press – October 30, 2016

Pete Williams
Gov. Mike Pence
Robby Mook – Clinton Campaign Chair
Andrea Mitchell
Larry Kudlow – GOP Trump Supporter
Mike Murphy – GOP Trump Non-Supporter
Audie Cornish – NPR

Todd: omg this is one of the biggest 
October surprises ever!

Todd: Justice officials told Comey
not to influence the election

Todd: it's reinvigorated the Trump campaign

Comey: hey congress I found 
some new e-mails

Clinton: it's unprecedented and troubling

Todd: they're investigating 
sexts to a teenager

Trump: she purposefully broke the law

Trump: the FBI is rigged!

Trump: or maybe not!

Pollster: it's a lifeline for Republicans!

Todd: on Friday it looked
like Trump was doomed

Todd: now he may win!

Todd: but 20 million people
have already voted

Todd: Trump and Clinton agree that
Comey should give out more information

Todd: will he do that?

Williams: no

Todd: Comey's logic was
this was going to leak anyway

Williams: yes the FBI can't
handle classified information

Todd: of course

Williams: also he had to reveal
it because Republicans would 
say mean things about him

Todd: but they don't know 
what is it in the e-mails?

Williams: that's right

Todd: so what do they know?

Williams: they just found some
e-mails sent to the server

Todd: if everyone had security
clearance then why would this matter?

Williams: correct – it won't change anything

Todd: so who is the target ?

Williams: the bottom line is the FBI's
mission to investigate every e-mail
Clinton ever sent or received

Todd: Trump is loving this

Trump: her criminal and illegal conduct!

Todd: welcome Mike Pence

Pence: hello Charles

Todd: what is Trump talking about?

Pence: she had classified
information on a private server!

Todd: he's raving

Pence: its incomprehensible
she wasn't charged with a crime

Todd: do you think she committed a crime?

Pence: the FBI director concluded
she had classified information!

Todd: also said no reasonable
person would prosecute

Pence: also she's a criminal on pay to play

Todd: I see

Pence: frankly Hillary is a risky choice
unlike Donald Trump who
presents no risks whatsoever

Todd: do you think it's fair to 
issue this vague statement?

Pence: she had a private server!

Todd: yes we know

Pence: she endangered 
American troops down range

Todd: um okay

Pence: why doesn't Hillary release
all her personal and work e-mails?

Todd: does the FBI have a duty
to share more information?

Pence: no

Todd: got it

Pence: why wouldn't Hillary's
aides release all their e-mails?

Todd: do you agree with Trump
that this is lowest point in American history

Pence: Comey indicted Hillary Clinton!

Todd: not really

Pence: there is such a 
double standard for the Clintons!

Todd: do you agree with Trump that
Comey was pressured not to bring
charges against Hillary?

Pence: I kind of like Comey

Todd: do you believe he was pressured?

Pence: it's troubling

Todd: so why would not prosecute?

Pence: I won't speculate

Todd: I see

Pence: no one is above the law!

Todd: you are saying that 
James Comey is corrupt

Pence: let's start again

Todd: okay

Pence: Bill Clinton bribed 
the Attorney General!

Todd: Loretta Lynch recused herself

Pence: at least James Comey said
Friday he's going to arrest her

Todd: will Trump spend his first
100 days suing these women

Pence: well maybe

Todd: he's really going 
to sue these women?!?

Pence: no he's going to cut taxes

Todd: that's better

Pence: on Friday we were going
to lose this election and you now it

Todd: yes I did

Pence: now we're going to win!

Todd: is he going to release his tax returns?

Pence: they under audit

Todd: not they aren't

Pence: make America great again!

[ break ]

Todd: welcome Robby

Mook: hiya Todd

Todd: Democrats used to praise
James Comey and now they question him

Mook: well he is a great man which
makes his weasel letter so puzzling

Todd: that's harsh

Mook: let's get all the information on the table

Todd: I see

Mook: now we're hearing he
hasn't even seen any of the e-mails

Todd: Podesta says Comey is helping Trump

Mook: we're raising lots of cash too

Todd: well good for you

Mook: Comey's actions are unprecedented!

Todd: does Huma have access
to her own emails?

Mook: we don't actually know
these are Huma's emails

Todd: true

Mook: also we don't know what
the hell Comey is talking about

Todd: no one does

Mook: anyway Huma already
turned over all her e-mails

Todd: are you 100 percent certain of that?

Mook: well we don't know
what Comey is talking about

Todd: fair point

Mook: hell even Comey doesn't
know what he's talking about

Todd: are you 100% confident
Huma turned everything over?

Mook: yes

Todd: okay

Mook: that's why we're so puzzled

Todd: will this cost you the election?

Mook: we have an insurmountable 
lead in Nevada

Todd: don't get cocky

Mook: but we don't take anything for granted

Todd: thanks for coming Robby

Mook: you too Teddy

[ break ]

Todd: first of all I want to explain
that we have a balanced panel
because we have zero Democrats
and two Republicans but one hates
Donald Trump and one loves him

Todd: the FBI's reputation on the line!

Mitchell: Clinton went nuclear on Comey!

Todd: but if she's elected
she has to live with Comey

Mitchell: that's true

Todd: she literally has to live with him
James Comey lives in the Lincoln Bedroom

Mitchell: Comey has no idea
what's on the e-mails which is weird

Kudlow: I heard from District Attorneys
that the FBI is in full revolt

Todd: do you even know 
what a District Attorney is

Kudlow: it would have leaked! 
He had no choice!

Todd: of course

Cornish: there's always something
with the Clintons

Todd: so sad

Cornish: Comey violated protocol
to cut a campaign ad for Trump

Murphy: the problem is Comey's letter
was so vague it leads to wild speculation

Mitchell: Trump is waving Comey's
letter has proof she's a crook

Mitchell: that letter was ridiculous

Kudlow it was not artful letter

Mitchell: ya think?

Kudlow: everyone is a hypocrite on Comey

Kudlow: Loretta Lynch shouldn't
have met with Bill Clinton

Todd: that's a lot of innuendo Larry

Kudlow: it's not fair but that's the Clintons
fairness goes out the window

Murphy: they angered the Election Gods!!

Todd: heretic!

Murphy: Huma should crowdsource her e-mails

Kudlow: Weiner is the gift 
that keeps on giving

Todd: hold on we have to pay for this show

[ break ]

Todd: time for data download!

Todd: Obama won Iowa twice
but Trump is winning there

Todd: Obama painted Mitt Romney
as an out of touch rich asshole

Todd: Trump on the other hand
speaks to uneducated white people

Todd: cause he's a regular guy

Todd: this dork Evan is on 
the ballot in only 11 states

Todd: but he's one point behind in Utah

Todd: he could swing the whole
election – just look at 2000

[ break ]

Todd: welcome Evan

McMullin: hi Todd

Todd: are you comfortable
swinging the election

McMullin: both candidates are deeply
corrupt so I'm trying to block them both

Todd: huh?

McMullin: my goal is block them 
both from the Presidency

Todd: you want it thrown to
the House of Representatives?

McMullin: yes then I win

Todd: you want to re-make
the Republican party

McMullin: I'm not sure I want to do that

Todd: oh no?

McMullin: we need liberty and equality

Cornish: what the hell does that mean?

McMullin: we need to destroy
the GOP – it's horrible

Mitchell: is it the racism or big spending?

McMullin: the big spending

Kudlow: I admit Trump is imperfect

McMullin: that's putting it mildly

Kudlow: but he's not corrupt

McMullin: he's highly unethical

Kudlow: but he's not a law breaker

McMullin: he might be

Murphy: you are handing
Hillary Clinton the elections

McMullin: it's not binary

Murphy: that's the choice!

McMullin: no it's not

Todd: I love how weird you are

McMullin: we're building something!

Murphy: you're helping the Democrats

McMullin: were going to block them both!

Todd: thanks for coming weirdo

McMullin: you too

[ break ]

Todd: ignore all the polls!
We've got a bombshell from the FBI!

Todd: Florida is neck and neck!

Todd: Clinton up six points in North Carolina!

Todd: but that was before
she was arrested by the FBI!

Murphy: calm down Chuck

Mitchell: Obama is going to
Carolina to lock this down

Cornish: the new registrations are non-white

Todd: that's not good for Trump

Kudlow: in my expert opinion on elections

Todd: how are you an expert?
Kudlow: I'm a white man in suit
I'm expert in everything

Todd: true enough

Kudlow: the people in America
want one thing above all –
tax cuts for rich people

Todd: of course

Kudlow: he's got to say on message

Todd: but that's not Trump

Murphy: he's crazy

Mitchell his tax cut would explode the budget

Kudlow: JFK cut taxes!

Mitchell: Anthony Weiner will hand
the House of Representatives
to the Republican party

Todd: also because of Weiner
the Supreme Court will have
8 people for 8 years

Cornish: that would have happened anyway

Murphy: Democrats don't 
want a Democratic Senate!

Mitchell: Paul Ryan is a dead man

Todd: Larry Kudlow gets the last word

Kudlow: we need to cut taxes for rich people!!

Todd: happy birthday Andrea Mitchell

Mitchell: awww

Todd: and that's another
episode of Meet The Press

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