Pete
Williams
Gov.
Mike Pence
Robby
Mook – Clinton Campaign Chair
Andrea
Mitchell
Larry
Kudlow – GOP Trump Supporter
Mike
Murphy – GOP Trump Non-Supporter
Audie
Cornish – NPR
Todd:
omg this is one of the biggest
October
surprises ever!
Todd:
Justice officials told Comey
not
to influence the election
Todd:
it's reinvigorated the Trump campaign
Comey:
hey congress I found
some
new e-mails
Clinton:
it's unprecedented and troubling
Todd:
they're investigating
sexts
to a teenager
Trump:
she purposefully broke the law
Trump:
the FBI is rigged!
Trump:
or maybe not!
Pollster:
it's a lifeline for Republicans!
Todd:
on Friday it looked
like
Trump was doomed
Todd:
now he may win!
Todd:
but 20 million people
have
already voted
Todd:
Trump and Clinton agree that
Comey
should give out more information
Todd:
will he do that?
Williams:
no
Todd:
Comey's logic was
this
was going to leak anyway
Williams:
yes the FBI can't
handle
classified information
Todd:
of course
Williams:
also he had to reveal
it
because Republicans would
say
mean things about him
Todd:
but they don't know
what
is it in the e-mails?
Williams:
that's right
Todd:
so what do they know?
Williams:
they just found some
e-mails
sent to the server
Todd:
if everyone had security
clearance
then why would this matter?
Williams:
correct – it won't change anything
Todd:
so who is the target ?
Williams:
the bottom line is the FBI's
mission
to investigate every e-mail
Clinton
ever sent or received
Todd:
Trump is loving this
Trump:
her criminal and illegal conduct!
Todd:
welcome Mike Pence
Pence:
hello Charles
Todd:
what is Trump talking about?
Pence:
she had classified
information
on a private server!
Todd:
he's raving
Pence:
its incomprehensible
she
wasn't charged with a crime
Todd:
do you think she committed a crime?
Pence:
the FBI director concluded
she
had classified information!
Todd:
also said no reasonable
person
would prosecute
Pence:
also she's a criminal on pay to play
Todd:
I see
Pence:
frankly Hillary is a risky choice
unlike
Donald Trump who
presents
no risks whatsoever
Todd:
do you think it's fair to
issue
this vague statement?
Pence:
she had a private server!
Todd:
yes we know
Pence:
she endangered
American
troops down range
Todd:
um okay
Pence:
why doesn't Hillary release
all
her personal and work e-mails?
Todd:
does the FBI have a duty
to
share more information?
Pence:
no
Todd:
got it
Pence:
why wouldn't Hillary's
aides
release all their e-mails?
Todd:
do you agree with Trump
that
this is lowest point in American history
Pence:
Comey indicted Hillary Clinton!
Todd:
not really
Pence:
there is such a
double
standard for the Clintons!
Todd:
do you agree with Trump that
Comey
was pressured not to bring
charges
against Hillary?
Pence:
I kind of like Comey
Todd:
do you believe he was pressured?
Pence:
it's troubling
Todd:
so why would not prosecute?
Pence:
I won't speculate
Todd:
I see
Pence:
no one is above the law!
Todd:
you are saying that
James
Comey is corrupt
Pence:
let's start again
Todd:
okay
Pence:
Bill Clinton bribed
the
Attorney General!
Todd:
Loretta Lynch recused herself
Pence:
at least James Comey said
Friday
he's going to arrest her
Todd:
will Trump spend his first
100
days suing these women
Pence:
well maybe
Todd:
he's really going
to
sue these women?!?
Pence:
no he's going to cut taxes
Todd:
that's better
Pence:
on Friday we were going
to
lose this election and you now it
Todd:
yes I did
Pence:
now we're going to win!
Todd:
is he going to release his tax returns?
Pence:
they under audit
Todd:
not they aren't
Pence:
make America great again!
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Robby
Mook:
hiya Todd
Todd:
Democrats used to praise
James
Comey and now they question him
Mook:
well he is a great man which
makes
his weasel letter so puzzling
Todd:
that's harsh
Mook:
let's get all the information on the table
Todd:
I see
Mook:
now we're hearing he
hasn't
even seen any of the e-mails
Todd:
Podesta says Comey is helping Trump
Mook:
we're raising lots of cash too
Todd:
well good for you
Mook:
Comey's actions are unprecedented!
Todd:
does Huma have access
to
her own emails?
Mook:
we don't actually know
these
are Huma's emails
Todd:
true
Mook:
also we don't know what
the
hell Comey is talking about
Todd:
no one does
Mook:
anyway Huma already
turned
over all her e-mails
Todd:
are you 100 percent certain of that?
Mook:
well we don't know
what
Comey is talking about
Todd:
fair point
Mook:
hell even Comey doesn't
know
what he's talking about
Todd:
are you 100% confident
Huma
turned everything over?
Mook:
yes
Todd:
okay
Mook:
that's why we're so puzzled
Todd:
will this cost you the election?
Mook:
we have an insurmountable
lead
in Nevada
Todd:
don't get cocky
Mook:
but we don't take anything for granted
Todd:
thanks for coming Robby
Mook:
you too Teddy
[
break ]
Todd:
first of all I want to explain
that
we have a balanced panel
because
we have zero Democrats
and
two Republicans but one hates
Donald
Trump and one loves him
Todd:
the FBI's reputation on the line!
Mitchell:
Clinton went nuclear on Comey!
Todd:
but if she's elected
she
has to live with Comey
Mitchell:
that's true
Todd:
she literally has to live with him
– James
Comey lives in the Lincoln Bedroom
Mitchell:
Comey has no idea
what's
on the e-mails which is weird
Kudlow:
I heard from District Attorneys
that
the FBI is in full revolt
Todd:
do you even know
what
a District Attorney is
Kudlow:
it would have leaked!
He
had no choice!
Todd:
of course
Cornish:
there's always something
with
the Clintons
Todd:
so sad
Cornish:
Comey violated protocol
to
cut a campaign ad for Trump
Murphy:
the problem is Comey's letter
was
so vague it leads to wild speculation
Mitchell:
Trump is waving Comey's
letter
has proof she's a crook
Mitchell:
that letter was ridiculous
Kudlow
it was not artful letter
Mitchell:
ya think?
Kudlow:
everyone is a hypocrite on Comey
Kudlow:
Loretta Lynch shouldn't
have
met with Bill Clinton
Todd:
that's a lot of innuendo Larry
Kudlow:
it's not fair but that's the Clintons
– fairness
goes out the window
Murphy:
they angered the Election Gods!!
Todd:
heretic!
Murphy:
Huma should crowdsource her e-mails
Kudlow:
Weiner is the gift
that
keeps on giving
Todd:
hold on we have to pay for this show
[
break ]
Todd:
time for data download!
Todd:
Obama won Iowa twice
but
Trump is winning there
Todd:
Obama painted Mitt Romney
as
an out of touch rich asshole
Todd:
Trump on the other hand
speaks
to uneducated white people
Todd:
cause he's a regular guy
Todd:
this dork Evan is on
the
ballot in only 11 states
Todd:
but he's one point behind in Utah
Todd:
he could swing the whole
election
– just look at 2000
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Evan
McMullin:
hi Todd
Todd:
are you comfortable
swinging
the election
McMullin:
both candidates are deeply
corrupt
so I'm trying to block them both
Todd:
huh?
McMullin:
my goal is block them
both
from the Presidency
Todd:
you want it thrown to
the
House of Representatives?
McMullin:
yes then I win
Todd:
you want to re-make
the
Republican party
McMullin:
I'm not sure I want to do that
Todd:
oh no?
McMullin:
we need liberty and equality
Cornish:
what the hell does that mean?
McMullin:
we need to destroy
the
GOP – it's horrible
Mitchell:
is it the racism or big spending?
McMullin:
the big spending
Kudlow:
I admit Trump is imperfect
McMullin:
that's putting it mildly
Kudlow:
but he's not corrupt
McMullin:
he's highly unethical
Kudlow:
but he's not a law breaker
McMullin:
he might be
Murphy:
you are handing
Hillary
Clinton the elections
McMullin:
it's not binary
Murphy:
that's the choice!
McMullin:
no it's not
Todd:
I love how weird you are
McMullin:
we're building something!
Murphy:
you're helping the Democrats
McMullin:
were going to block them both!
Todd:
thanks for coming weirdo
McMullin:
you too
[
break ]
Todd:
ignore all the polls!
We've
got a bombshell from the FBI!
Todd:
Florida is neck and neck!
Todd:
Clinton up six points in North Carolina!
Todd:
but that was before
she
was arrested by the FBI!
Murphy:
calm down Chuck
Mitchell:
Obama is going to
Carolina
to lock this down
Cornish:
the new registrations are non-white
Todd:
that's not good for Trump
Kudlow:
in my expert opinion on elections
Todd:
how are you an expert?
Kudlow:
I'm a white man in suit
– I'm
expert in everything
Todd:
true enough
Kudlow:
the people in America
want
one thing above all –
tax
cuts for rich people
Todd:
of course
Kudlow:
he's got to say on message
Todd:
but that's not Trump
Murphy:
he's crazy
Mitchell
his tax cut would explode the budget
Kudlow:
JFK cut taxes!
Mitchell:
Anthony Weiner will hand
the
House of Representatives
to
the Republican party
Todd:
also because of Weiner
the
Supreme Court will have
8
people for 8 years
Cornish:
that would have happened anyway
Murphy:
Democrats don't
want
a Democratic Senate!
Mitchell:
Paul Ryan is a dead man
Todd:
Larry Kudlow gets the last word
Kudlow:
we need to cut taxes for rich people!!
Todd:
happy birthday Andrea Mitchell
Mitchell:
awww
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
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