Guests:
Eric
Trump – Trump campaign
Joel
Benenson – Clinton campaign
Evan
McMullin – Conservative
Presidential candidate
Martha
Raddatz
Stephanopoulos:
wow there's only a few
more
days until this crazy election is over
Stephanopoulos:
Hillary leads
by
a whopping 12 points
Stephanopoulos:
69% don't
like Donald Trump
Stephanopoulos:
it's the biggest lead ever
Stephanopoulos:
meanwhile
the Donald is struggling
Trump:
how's my hair doing -
am
I right people?
Stephanopoulos:
he got booed
at a charity event and tore
up his notes
after the debate and
then
stalked off an interview
Trump:
what a waste of time this campaign
has
been for all of us but especially me
Trump:
every woman lied about me!
Trump:
they will all be sued!
Clinton:
oh please
Trump:
we're going to shock the world!
Stephanopoulos:
Hillary is now
pitching
herself to Trump voters
Clinton:
I care about you and will
listen
to your crazy-ass concerns
about
brown people
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Eric Trump
Eric
Trump: thanks Jim
Stephanopoulos:
you're
losing
in every single poll
Eric
Trump: you can't trust polls
Stephanopoulos:
oh no?
Eric
Trump: no just look at the LA Times poll!
Stephanopoulos:
okay
Eric
Trump: we can win in Michigan!
We
can still win this election!
Stephanopoulos:
do you really
think
you're winning?
Eric
Trump: no but there's
a
lot of love out there
Stephanopoulos:
that's nice
Eric
Trump: we're getting votes from
unions and even the police who
always vote for democrats
Stephanopoulos:
are you living
in a bubble of unreality?
Eric
Trump: not at all – 10,000 people
came
out yesterday for a Trump rally
Stephanopoulos:
that's good
Eric
Trump: and only 600 people came
out
to see Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine
Stephanopoulos:
I'm gonna check that
Eric
Trump: I really think we're going to win
Stephanopoulos:
I would like access
to the drugs you're on
Eric
Trump: coke? Meth? E?
Stephanopoulos:
I was kidding
Eric
Trump: people don't need
another
politician in the White House
Stephanopoulos:
god forbid
Eric
Trump: were figting super PACs
and the media and reality
Stephanopoulos:
is your father
very
depressed right now seeing
as
he's losing to a girl
Eric
Trump: no he's thrilled to be winning
Stephanopoulos:
right
Eric
Trump: he's carried the weight
of the county for months
Stephanopoulos:
well it won't much longer
until
he go back to ogoling underage
naked
beauty pageant contestants
Eric
Trump: you never see any
Clinton lawn signs!
Stephanopoulos:
is he really going to
sue
all these women since your father
bragged
about groping?
Eric
Trump: where were these
women before the election?
Stephanopoulos:
they were suing him
Eric
Trump: these multiple false
assault accusations were coordinated!
Stephanopoulos:
oh I see
Eric
Trump: it was all stop us
talking about the wikileaks bombshells!
Stephanopoulos:
right
Eric
Trump: to think otherwise is so naïve!
Stephanopoulos:
do you think the release of Clinton campaign e-mails provided voters
with valuable information?
Eric
Trump: unquestionably yes!
Stephanopoulos:
so when will with the Trump campaign release their internal e-mails?
Eric
Trump: huh?
Stephanopoulos:
thought so
Eric
Trump: the DNC is bragging
about inciting violence!
Stephanopoulos:
oh no
Eric
Trump: the DNC is so disgusting!
Stephanopoulos:
you tell 'em eric
Eric
Trump: I'm very sad
no
one talks about this
Stephanopoulos:
we are talking about it
Eric Trump: not enough
Stephanopoulos:
so you swear he's
going
to sue these women after the election?
Eric
Trump: we need to more
Presidents
willing to sue women
Stephanopoulos:
the 'People magazine'
reporter told
six people at the time that Trump assaulted her
Eric
Trump: I just don't believe it
Stephanopoulos:
by the way what's the
proof
your dad opposed the Iraq war again?
Eric
Trump: he told Sean Hannity!
Stephanopoulos:
right
Eric
Trump: the Clinton machine
is so fully of dirty tricks
Stephanopoulos:
how upsetting for you
Eric
Trump: they pay to incite fights at rallies!
Stephanopoulos:
oh my
Eric
Trump: Hillary makes fun of
Christians
and Latinos!
Stephanopoulos:
will the Donald
accept
the election results?
Eric
Trump: yes he will if he wins
Stephanopoulos:
oh good
Eric
Trump: there are many
dead
people on the voter rolls!
Stephanopoulos:
but they don't vote
Eric
Trump: but they're high numbers!
Stephanopoulos:
so he won't
accept the election
Eric
Trump: the media have
rigged the election!
Stephanopoulos:
you whine an awful lot
Eric
Trump: that's two million dead people!
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for
coming Barron
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Joel
Benenson:
thanks George
Stephanopoulos:
did the DNC pay
for violence at rallies?
Benenson:
hey Trump urges supporters
to punch people
Stephanopoulos:
but are you paying
for violence?
Benenson:
I don't think we are
Stephanopoulos:
you don't sound sure
Benenson:
he wants people
carried
out on a stretcher!
Stephanopoulos:
is this race over?
Benenson:
it's not over until people vote
Stephanopoulos:
not technically
Benenson:
she's reaching out to
independents
and undecideds and
Trump
supporters and other assorted idiots
Stephanopoulos:
but what about her e-mails?
Benenson:
that issue would hurt more
if Trump wasn't an unhinged lunatic
Stephanopoulos:
do you take
foreign lobbying money?
Benenson:
those wiki e-mails
may
be forged by the Russians
Stephanopoulos:
well are they or not?
Benenson:
I don't know
Stephanopoulos:
why not?
Benenson:
the Russians are
meddling
in a U.S. election!
Stephanopoulos:
hey at least
they take interest
Benenson:
Trump is cheering Putin on
Stephanopoulos:
is she trying to
win
this election or trying to get
a
Democratic Senate?
Benenson:
look we gotta win but it's
not
worth much without Congress
Stephanopoulos:
how does she unite America?
Benenson:
she worked with Republicans
on
getting kids health insurance
Stephanopoulos:
that was many years ago
Benenson:
she's saying we
should look after each other
Stephanopoulos:
what is your
big fear right now?
Benenson:
something totally unexpected
Stephanopoulos:
I hear you I
was there in 1992
Benenson:
I picked the wrong
month to quit amphetamines
Stephanopoulos:
good luck Ben
Benenson:
thanks Steph
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Americans want
a funny president
Stephanopoulos:
but Trump and Clinton
are
more funny strange and not funny ha ha
Stephanopoulos:
that's one more
reason they love Obama
Stephanopoulos:
Mormons
hate Donald Trump
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Evan
McMullin:
thanks for having me
Stephanopoulos:
if you win Utah
what
message do you send?
McMullin:
Stop Hillary
Stephanopoulos:
no seriously
McMullin:
it will be a strong message
that
the GOP still has some principles
Stephanopoulos:
I see
McMullin:
all men are created equal!
Stephanopoulos:
why won't Mitt endorse you
McMullin:
we're leading in the polls!
Stephanopoulos:
in Utah
McMullin:
also many mountain people like me
Stephanopoulos:
oh good
McMullin:
many in the GOP are
putting
power and party over principle
Stephanopoulos:
what a shock
McMullin:
were are calling
for a New Movement
Stephanopoulos:
what is it based on?
McMullin:
equality of all men and women
and
the liberty to pursue happiness
Stephanopoulos:
that's catchy
McMullin:
right now the GOP is turning
away
people of different races and religions
Stephanopoulos:
that's true
McMullin:
it's getting worse
– we
nominated a bigot
Stephanopoulos:
will there be
a GOP civil war?
McMullin:
definitely
Stephanopoulos:
what happens then?
McMullin:
the GOP must evolve or it will die
Stephanopoulos:
can the GOP be saved
McMullin:
no its can't
Stephanopoulos:
really?
McMullin:
yes we need a new
political
party to replace the GOP
Stephanopoulos:
so do you
prefer Hillary to Trump?
McMullin:
no they're both terrible
Stephanopoulos:
I see
McMullin:
the American people
hate
them both too
Stephanopoulos:
okay
McMullin:
but everyone
else in America sucks too
Stephanopoulos:
really?
McMullin:
yes the government is too big
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
McMullin:
thanks jeff
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
how's the
war going Martha?
Raddatz:
500 Americans are
fighting to re-take Iraq
Stephanopoulos:
is that enough
Raddatz:
well there is American bombing too
Stephanopoulos:
oh good
Raddatz:
this is biggest push since 2003
Stephanopoulos:
I generally
don't like sequels
Raddatz:
ISIS is being driven from villages
Stephanopoulos:
oh that's good
Raddatz:
the village people are celebrating
Ash
Carter: ISIS wants to kill Americans!
Raddatz:
the big battle is for Mosul
Stephanopoulos:
stay safe Martha
Raddatz:
you too George
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