Stephanopoulos: omg it's a 'Special Edition' of This Week!
Stephanopoulos: voters are so angry!
Stephanopoulos: tomorrow we will
know just how furious they are!
Trump: get out of bed and caucus
you fucking losers!
Chelsea: I need another Presidential Parent
Duck Dynasty: Donald Trump is a coward
Sanders: here's some hippie music!
Stephanopoulos: polls show Trump
has 28% and Ted Cruz is at 23%
Stephanopoulos: Clinton has
only a 3 point lead
Stephanopoulos: they're so close!
Karl: Bernie Sanders has the younger
voters and here's what's really interesting
– Clinton leads among younger voters
Stephanopoulos: Bill Clinton is
out there campaigning for Hillary
Karl: He loves it and they love him!
Stephanopoulos: Trump is leading
but he also has problems
Karl: Republicans dislike him
Stephanopoulos: that could be a problem
Karl: 45% of Republicans may
still change their mind
Stephanopoulos: welcome Donald Trump
Trump: good to be here George
Stephanopoulos: most of your
supporters have never caucused before – aren't you worried they may get lost or wander around aimlessly or stay home hiding from immigrants
Trump: that's might happen
but if they do turn out I win big
Stephanopoulos: It's a well-know
fact that you're a little crazy – is that
what we want in a President?
Trump: I love the Bible – it's a best seller!
Stephanopoulos: you're friends
with Bill and Hillary
Trump: people everyone loves me
and by the way everyone hates Ted Cruz
Stephanopoulos: but they were at
one of your weddings
Trump: I'm a world class businessman
– that's where all the good deals are
being made these days
Stephanopoulos: you're not principled
Trump: I get along with everybody!
Stephanopoulos: Ted Cruz says
you're a socialist abortionist
Trump: he's a total liar
Stephanopoulos: oh really
Trump: I hate Obamacare!
Stephanopoulos: all right
Trump: he lied about his Wall Street loans
Trump: this is why not
one Senator endorsed him
Stephanopoulos: no Senators
have endorsed you either
Trump: Jerry Falwell's son endorsed me
Trump: Sarah Palin and Sheriff
Joe endorsed me
Trump: I have great endorsements!
Stephanopoulos: you want the
government to pay for health care
Trump: we have to help people
if they are dying
Stephanopoulos: how will you do that
Trump: we will work with
doctors and hospitals
Stephanopoulos: what is your plan
Trump: I have a heart!
Stephanopoulos: if you say so
Trump: we will work something out
Trump: Ted Cruz is heartless
– I don't care if I lose
I will give the sick health care!
Stephanopoulos: but you won't say how
Trump: Obamacare is disaster!
Stephanopoulos: all right
Trump: it's outrageous!
Stephanopoulos: I got it
Trump: repeal Obamacare!
Stephanopoulos: are you worried about Rubio
Trump: I will crush that pipsqueak
Stephanopoulos: I see
Trump: my company has great cash flow!
Stephanopoulos: how nice
Trump: Cruz in the pocket of his big donors
Stephanopoulos: is that so
Trump: I don't want their money!
Stephanopoulos: he probably doesn't either
Trump: I love the American people!
Stephanopoulos: did you ever imagine
that you would be leading in every state
in January in 2016
Stephanopoulos: none of us did
Trump: I'm even beating Jeb and Marco in Florida!
Trump: I'm crushing it in Hampshire
Trump: I'm going to win Iowa
Trump: no one knows health
care better than me
Stephanopoulos: do you have any regrets
what with all the racism and such
Trump: no because I'm winning everywhere
Stephanopoulos: fair enough
Trump: I have by far the most loyal people
Stephanopoulos: good luck Donald
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: welcome Senator Clinton
Clinton: nice to see you again George
Stephanopoulos: are you going to
lose again like you did in 2008?
Clinton: hopefully not!
Clinton: but it's close – you gotta
get out and caucus!
Stephanopoulos: 22 of your e-mails
have been re-classified as secret and very hush hush
Clinton: but they were not marked classified!
Stephanopoulos: I see
Clinton: I want them all released!
Stephanopoulos: what is in those e-mails?
Clinton: that's classified
Stephanopoulos: is this political?
Clinton: I question the timing George
Stephanopoulos: you agreed not to disclose
classified information regardless
Clinton: and I never did!
Clinton: plus they were not marked classified!
Clinton: one of these was a published
newspaper report for pete's sake!
Clinton: Republicans used Benghazi against me
Stephanopoulos: we all know that
Clinton: I testified in public for 11 hours!
Stephanopoulos: was it a mistake
to set up a private server?
Clinton: yes because you won't
shut up about it
Stephanopoulos: Bernie says he hates guns
and loves Planned Parenthood
Clinton: I took on the gun lobby for years
Stephanopoulos: got it
Clinton: Planned Parenthood endorsed me
Clinton: and I was endorsed by the Brady Campaign!
Stephanopoulos: they're a fun bunch
Clinton: the gays endorsed me too!
Stephanopoulos: Claire McCaskill
calls Bernie a communist
Clinton: if the hammer fits
Stephanopoulos: will nominating a
socialist make it harder for Democrats to win
Clinton: well duh of course
Stephanopoulos: so you claim
Clinton: I'm tried and tested and vetted and ready!
Stephanopoulos: Robert Reich says
you're the candidate we deserve and
Bernie is the one we need
Clinton: I want a renaissance in
manufacturing and health care and equal pay
Stephanopoulos: sounds good
Clinton: I won in New York state twice
and even Republicans said I was a
good Secretary of State
Stephanopoulos: those were the days
Clinton: working people have been left behind!
Stephanopoulos: good luck
Clinton: thanks George!