Host:
Martha Raddatz
Reporters:
Alex
Marquadt
Tom
Llamas
Guests:
Col.
Steve Ganyard
Gen.
Carter Ham (Ret.)
Dr.
Ben Carson
Speaker
Paul Ryan (R-WI)
Sen.
Amy Klobuchar (D-MN)
Carly
Fiorina
Stan
Greenberg
Kristen
Soltis-Anderson
Joe
Klein
Van
Jones
Hugh
Hewitt
Sara
Fagen
Raddatz:
omg a Russia jet broke into
pieces and
it just happened to be over
the middle east
Raddatz:
then ISIS took credit but
you can't trust them
Marquardt:
no one knows what happened
Marquardt:
the pilot's ex-wife says he
complained the plane was a flying death trap
Marquardt:
ISIS can't shoot down a
plane
30,000 feet but you never know
Raddatz:
what happened?
Ganyard:
a good plane should
not
fall out of the sky
Raddatz:
no kidding
Ganyard:
well it's true
Raddatz:
it just fell down?
Ganyard:
plane went boom
Raddatz:
could ISIS have crashed this plane?
Ham:
probbaly not – but it's still scary
Raddatz:
how about a bomb
Ham:
no doubt that's a real possibility
Raddatz:
what good are only
50
ground troops in Syria
Ham:
they can help deliver guns and
bullets
and tell the rebels where ISIS is hiding
Raddatz:
is this another Vietnam or Iraq?
Ham:
well it's only 50 people
Raddatz:
well when should I panic?
Ham:
at least 50 more troops from now
Raddatz:
there's more than 50 airplanes!
Ganyard:
they will find the
good
guys and bad guys
Raddatz:
whoa enough with the military jargon
Raddatz:
Republicans are angry
aboutthe
questions at the last debate
Llamas:
the GOP candidates are sooo
mad
about all the mean questions
Llamas:
they want opening statements
and
conservative questioners
Llamas:
Fox is hosting the next
debate
so that should be better
Raddatz:
oh good
[
break ]
Raddatz:
welcome doctor Carson
Carson:
nice to see you again
Raddatz:
what do you want in a debate?
Carson:
we want nice questions
Raddatz:
what specifically?
Carson:
a long opening and closing statement
Raddatz:
so free ad time
Carson:
and we want the rules enforced –
that
mister christie is not very polite
if I do say so
Raddatz:
I've heard that
Carson:
we should have moderators
who
don't challenge candidates and
ask
them to defend themselves
Raddatz:
got it
Carson:
we don't have time for all
these
gotch questions with Obama
ruining
America
Raddatz:
of course
Carson:
this is not a partisan issue
– Obama
is horrible!
Raddatz:
what about answering
some
challenging questions?
Carson:
we don't need those because
we have so many candidates
Raddatz:
of course
Carson:
we need to be mature and
not
challenge candidates about what
they
did in 1942 or asking who pushed
fake
medical treatments in 2014
Raddatz:
what about more troops in Syria?
Carson:
I absolutely agree with Obama
but
we need to have a much bigger plan
to
combat jihadists
Raddatz:
what would you do in Syria?
Carson:
I would fight war with Russia and Iran
Raddatz:
I see
Carson:
and enforce a no-fly zone in Syria
Raddatz:
sounds good
Carson:
we need put armored
brigades
in the Baltic states and Ukraine
Raddatz:
okay
Carson:
we should arm Ukraine and put
a
missile defense system in the Eastern bloc
Raddatz:
what else?
Carson:
we put should Putin in his
little
box by lowering the price of oil
Raddatz:
how about China?
Carson:
Obama is doing the
right thing there too
Raddatz:
is it enough?
Carson:
it's a good start
Raddatz:
you've compared American to
the collapse of the Roman Empire
Carson:
we have incredible fiscal irresponsibility and
allow
people to dislike each other
Raddatz:
I see
Carson:
also we should have educated people
Raddatz:
good plan
Carson:
we should think in a group sense
Raddatz:
thanks for coming
Carson:
thank you
[
break ]
Raddatz:
boy the candidates are hopping mad
Hewitt:
obviously the debate I moderated
was
great and CNBC's was bad
Raddatz:
of course
Hewitt:
and clearly the media is
very
biased against conservatives
Van
Jones: Anderson Cooper went
right
after Hillary Clinton and Bernie
Raddatz:
but the media says CNBC
was
bad therefore it was
Fagen:
they got very substantive
tough
questions
Klein:
the moderators didn't have
the
facts to back up their statements
Raddatz:
Marco Rubio nailed
Jeb
Bush – can he recover?
Hewitt:
yes he will win by Super Tuesday
Jones:
you never know
Fagen:
he's been through the fire
Raddatz:
Ted Cruz had a good night!
Klein:
Ben Carson's interview
with
you went pretty well actually
Hewitt:
I agree with that
Van
Jones: he was great!
Hewitt:
they should want these
debates
to be televised
Fagen:
Ted Cruz is a true intellectual
but
he needs to be more optimistic
if
he's going to win
Raddatz:
omg Paul Ryan is the
youngest
Speaker in 150 years
[
break ]
Raddatz:
who broke Congress?
Ryan:
we all did
Raddatz:
are you a dictator a mafioso
and a RINO?
Ryan:
oh that's just typical
right-wing
nuts – you learn to tune it out
Raddatz:
right
Ryan:
we've been timid!
Raddatz:
you have?
Ryan:
we've been afraid to show
our real ideas
Raddatz:
Boehner didn't do that?
Ryan:
Republicans haven't done that!
Raddatz:
you promised not to
bring
immigration reform to a vote
Ryan:
yes because I do not like the President
Raddatz:
so it would pass and
would
be good for America but
you
still won't allow a vote
Ryan:
that's right
Raddatz:
please bash CNBC for me
Ryan:
I didn't watch the debate
Raddatz:
oh come on
Ryan:
no I'm too busy
blocking
the President
Raddatz:
would you endorse Donald Trump?
Ryan:
yes and Trump and Carson
and
Mike Huckabee would all make
a
better President than Hillary Clinton
Raddatz:
surely you can't be serious
Ryan:
don't call me shirley
Raddatz:
you want to be spend
more
time with your family
Ryan:
I hate Washington DC –
I'm a Wisconsin man
Raddatz:
so you want to spend
more
time with cheese brats and
the
Green Bay Packers?
Ryan:
that's right
Raddatz: you never wanted this job
Ryan:
I'm a policy guy – not a leader
Raddatz:
I see
Ryan:
it's a new day with a clean slate!
Raddatz:
thanks for coming Paul
[
break ]
Raddatz:
welcome Carly Fiorina
Fiorina:
thanks for having me Martha
Raddatz:
is Paul Ryan too much of an insider?
Fiorina:
people want solutions and results
Raddatz:
well he's blocking
immigration reform
Fiorina:
Congress should pass
a
bill to enforce the border!
Raddatz:
what about the debates?
Fiorina:
I'm concentrating on winning Iowa
Raddatz:
good luck with that
Fiorina:
CNBC abused the
Republicans
and that's wrong
Raddatz:
right
Fiorina:
there were no conservative
moderators
and people booed which
has
never happened before
Raddatz:
did you accomplish what
you wanted to?
Fiorina:
I win and I keep on winning
Raddatz:
what specifically?
Fiorina:
my goal is to lie to keep on lying
Raddatz:
speaking of lying you
said
92% of jobs lost in Obama's
first
term belonged to women which
is
literally demonstrably false
Fiorina:
in that particular case
the
fact checkers are correct
Raddatz:
so you lied
Fiorina
: this is what the liberal
media always does
Raddatz:
tell the truth?
Fiorina:
I admit it – I misspoke
Raddatz:
well good
Fiorina:
things got better for
women under Obama okay!
Raddatz:
all right then
Fiorina:
but women are mired
in
poverty under Obama
Raddatz:
we don't have time
for more lies Carly
Fiorina:
oh well never mind then
Raddatz:
would you send troops to Syria?
Fiorina:
yes but its too little too late
Raddatz:
perhaps
Fiorina:
Obama has no strategy to defeat ISIS!
Raddatz:
thanks for coming
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
you say America
is
actually great
Greenberg:
it is actually despite
what
you may have heard
Anderson:
America's best days are ahead!
Stephanopoulos:
you both also agree
America's
ongoing greatness is a
challenge
to Republicans
Anderson:
young people are
exited
about less government
Stephanopoulos:
who wouldn't be?
Anderson:
but now it's time to turn the page
Greenberg:
this election will probably
shatter
the Republican party
Stephanopoulos:
Marco Rubio
and
Ted Cruz are on fire!
Anderson:
you also need a message
Stephanopoulos:
does Rubio
scare Democrats?
Greenberg:
maybe but the GOP
is still retrograde
Stephanopoulos:
maybe both parties suck
Greenberg:
you may be right
Anderson:
we need to hand the
torch
off to the Selfie generation
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming you two
[
break ]
Raddatz:
what is the future of politics?
Hewitt:
twitter
Raddatz:
heh
Hewitt:
Tom Cotton will lead the GOP!
Fagen:
Paul Ryan is a visionary young leader!
Klein:
Democrats are trapped with old
stupid
ideas like having a Veterans'
Administration
and supporting teachers
Jones: the Democrats are
in terrible trouble!
Hewitt:
yes!
Fagen:
liberals suck!
Klein:
the Democrats are awful
and
Marco Rubio is wonderful!
Raddatz:
and that's it for the liberal
media this week
Raddatz:
Amy Klobuchar got into
politics
because her she was banned
from
the hospital when her baby was sick
Raddatz:
now she's in the U.S. Senate
Raddatz:
she's the first female
Senator
from Minnesota
Klobuchar:
we need more women accomplishing things
Raddatz:
would you run for President?
Klobuchar:
I'm just trying to be
a good Senator
Raddatz:
you're so coy
Klobuchar:
heh
Raddatz:
and that's the show
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