Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN)
Rep. Tom Cole (R-OK)
Greta Van Susteren
Stephanopoulos: omg there was
another mass shooting
Obama: somehow mass shootings
have become routine! We've become
numb to this!
Stephanopoulos: welcome Donald Trump
Stephanopoulos: President Obama
says we have too much mass murder
and need gun control
Trump: Obama is a great divider!
Trump: yes because in two million
years you will still have massacres
Stephanopoulos: but these shootings
only seem to happen in America which
just happens to have more guns than people
Trump: but Chicago has tough
gun laws and are lots of killings
Stephanopoulos: so as President
you would do nothing at all
Trump: yes because in a million
years this will still happen
Stephanopoulos: I see
Trump: no matter what you do
you will always have gun massacres
Stephanopoulos: well that's too bad
Trump: you will always have this!
Stephanopoulos: but you're Mister Fix-It
Trump: I used to be but now
I'm “Mister Nothing To be Done”
Trump: no matter what we do Americans
will constantly use portable killing machines
to kill each other in large numbers
Stephanopoulos: oh well what can you do?
Trump: you can politically correct
and say I will solve the problem
but this can't be solved
Stephanopoulos: okay then let's
move on from mass death
Trump: that's probably best
Stephanopoulos: your tax plan would
increase the debt by 10 trillion dollars
Trump: that's not going to happen
because of all the jobs I will create
Stephanopoulos: oh okay then
Trump: also I will eliminate the
Department of Education
Stephanopoulos: will your plan
cost you money
Trump: yes because of carried interest
Stephanopoulos: but you would
slash the top tax rate which is a
great gift to very rich
Trump: that's true but the rich would
put that money would back into the economy
Stephanopoulos: they would
Trump: yes if you are poor and build
mega-yachts or work for Sotheby's
this is your lucky day
Stephanopoulos: the good news
just keeps coming
Trump: I will would pay more
under my tax plan!
Stephanopoulos: no you wouldn't
Trump: well I don't like taxes anyway
Stephanopoulos: your family would inherit
billions without paying a cent in taxes
Trump: the estate tax destroys family farms
Stephanopoulos: oh come on
Trump: the death tax is a tragedy and a double tax
Stephanopoulos: so you would
do very well under you plan
Trump: everyone would do great!
Stephanopoulos: will you release your tax returns?
Trump: when Hillary releases her e-mails
Stephanopoulos: she already did
Trump: the Iran deal is bad!
Stephanopoulos: back to your taxes
Trump: I'm proud that I fight to
pay as little taxes as possible
Stephanopoulos: I'm proud I
asked Obama about flag pins
Trump: I like you George
Stephanopoulos: what about Syria?
Trump: I want to sit back
and see what happens
Stephanopoulos: that's all?
Trump: I think Russia might
be trapped in in Syria like they
were in Afghanistan
Stephanopoulos: or Luke on Cloud City
Trump: they're bombing ISIS!
Stephanopoulos: actually they're not
Trump: why should we get involved in
some stupid mideast war to support rebels
who are probably terrorists
Stephanopoulos: well why not
Trump: the U.S. fucked up Iraq and Libya
Stephanopoulos: that's true
Trump: and now we want
to do it again in Syria?
Stephanopoulos: you said we should take
in refugees and then said we shouldn't
Trump: in all the photos of the refugees
where are all the women and children?
Stephanopoulos: well some of then are short
Trump: we don't know who these people are
– this fake refugee crisis is the greatest
Trojan horse since American Pharoah
Trump: we screwed up the Middle East
so these refugees probably want to
escape the war and kill us
Stephanopoulos: that checks out
Trump: if I'm President I am sending
every Syria refugee back
Stephanopoulos: back – to the future!
Trump: are they ISIS? Probably not
Stephanopoulos: um okay
Trump: we don't know who they are!
Stephanopoulos: what kind of first
lady would Melania be
Trump: she would be a beautiful
and classy first lady
Stephanopoulos: of course
Trump: she thinks Jeb is terrible
on women's health issues
Stephanopoulos: is that right?
Trump: my wife and daughter come up
to me all the time and say 'Donald you
are so great for the women'
Stephanopoulos: you're doing
well in this race
Trump: I've had a lot of fun with this
Stephanopoulos: well that's the important thing
Trump: politicians are all talk and no action
Stephanopoulos: unlike you
Trump: the debates had high
ratings because of me!
Stephanopoulos: when will you drop out?
Trump: I'm beating two politicians
from Florida – in Florida!
Trump: if I were losing I would drop out
– I got better things to do
Stephanopoulos: no doubt
Trump: but now I'm loving it
and having fun
Trump: but its not just about me
having fun – it's about making
America great again
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: well gang there was
another yet mass shooting at a school
Obama: I'm sick of these
fucking mass shootings!
Stephanopoulos: he seems riled up
Van Susteren: murder has now
become a political issue
Van Susteren: the guns are out there
so gun control laws won't change anything
Stephanopoulos: oh never mind then
Van Susteren: so maybe regulate ammunition
Van Susteren: no one wants real solutions
– they just want to fund raise off this
Cole: in Congress it's all about mental illness
Stephanopoulos: but why does this
only happen in America?
Ellison: we can still do something
on background checks and high
Van Susteren: but there's a huge black market in guns
Ellison: that what's we to pass national laws!
Stephanopoulos: what can we realistically do?
Ellison: allow the CDC to study gun deaths!
Bai: how do you balance the right of
mentally ill people to own lots of machine
guns against the right not to be murdered
Stephanopoulos: should we forcibly
Cole: I'm in Congress and that
might be a good idea
Ellison: throwing up our hands is defeatist
Van Susteren: don't forget evil
Bai: should evil people be permitted
to stockpile military weapons?
Van Susteren: video games make
young people want to kill strangers
Ellison: they have video games in England!
Stephanopoulos: those appeased
Hitler so what do they know