Guests:
Arseniy
Yatsenyuk – Prime Minister of
Ukraine
Sen.
Bob Corker (R-TN)
Sen.
Chris Murphy (D-CT)
Rep.
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL)
Radhika
Jones
David
Shribman
Jo
Becker
Chuck
Todd
David
Brooks
Gregory:
violence in Ukraine
Gregory:
what happened to
the
deal to make peace in Ukraine?
Yatsenyuk:
Russia is supporting
terrorists
in my country!
Gregory:
Putin wants to annex all of Ukraine
Yatsenyuk:
he's crazy person!
Gregory:
go on
Yatsenyuk:
he yearns for Soviet Union!
Gregory:
should Poland be worried?
Yatsenyuk:
Ukraine was tricked into
giving
up nuclear weapons –
that
threatens everyone
Gregory:
would you like America
to
send you guns – we have plenty of them
Yatsenyuk:
the Ukraine military
has
been dismantled
Gregory:
so do you need guns or not?
Yatsenyuk:
we need everything Fluffy!
Gregory:
what can you negotiate?
Yatsenyuk:
We can give more rights
to
Russian speakers and in return
Putin
can kiss my Ukrainian ass
Gregory:
you seem a tad angry
Yatsenyuk:
Putin is invading my country!
Gregory:
are Jews at risk in Ukraine?
Yatsenyuk:
We are going to find
these
anti-semite bastards and kill them!!!
[
break ]
Gregory:
Bob please bash Obama for me
Corker:
Obama is weak!!
Gregory:
thanks
Corker:
we should punish oil
companies
and send guns to Ukraine!
Gregory:
go on
Corker:
the whole crisis is
Obama's
fault to being with!
Gregory:
I love you
Corker:
they only have 6,000
troops
that's smaller than the NYPD
Gregory:
there are parts of Brooklyn I
would
advise Russia not to invade
Corker:
plus it would be redundant
Murphy:
we already gave Ukraine
$10
million in meals ready to eat
Gregory:
but Senator Corker
how
do you answer the charge
that
Obama is weak?
Corker:
I must reluctantly admit
that
Obama is very very weak
Gregory:
that must have been hard for you
Corker:
the wisest thing Assad did
was
to kill thousands of people
Gregory:
exactly
Corker:
the whole world is watching!
Gregory:
but Europe is even
weaker
than Obama!
Corker:
right
Gregory:
how do you send
the
message to Putin that
enough
is enough!
Murphy:
we can't let Putin
get
away with this!
Gregory:
fuck yeah!
Murphy:
we could send emergency
natural
gas to Europe if Russia cuts them off
Gregory:
is Snowden a Putin stooge?
Corker:
for sure – the Russian
government
spies on everyone all the time
Gregory:
I thought so
Corker:
also Obama is the weakest
person
of all time and creates and
air
of permissiveness all around the world
Gregory:
it almost like other people
and
countries think they don't need
America's
permission to do
things
around the world
Corker:
I know it's crazy right
[ break ]
Gregory:
David Brooks on Ukraine
is
Obama weak or smart?
Brooks:
this is just like war in the
19th
century – when dealing with
an empire you gotta create a buffer zone
Gregory:
Obama can't pick a fight
with
Russia over a country no
one
has ever heard of outside
of
one Seinfeld episode
Jones:
that sounds right
Shribman:
we should worry if
Russia
tries to re-create the Warsaw Pact
Gregory:
Snowden asked Putin
about
surveillance and Putin said
'oh
no we're not as bad as America'
Todd:
that was obviously a PR
stunt
to poke America
Gregory:
ha ha
Todd:
no one cares
Gregory:
I care
Todd:
Obama is being tested –
what
if China takes Japan's islands?
Brooks:
Borders are borders until they are not
Gregory:
you are wise old friend
Brooks:
Obama has a manhood problem
Gregory:
could you be more specific
Brooks:
he has a small penis
Todd:
Brooks is right – Obama makes
all
the right decisions but he's
not
an Alpha Male
Gregory:
Obama took a victory
lap
over Obamacare
Jones:
the website temporarily didn't work!
Gregory:
ha ha I remember that
Jones:
no one likes Obamacare
Gregory:
do people in Pittsburgh like the law?
Shribman:
they're still mad about the website
Gregory:
of course
Shribman:
on the other hand 'Reaganomics'
was
an epithet until it worked so
maybe
that will apply to 'Obamacare'
Brooks:
elusive the truth is
Todd:
Democrats had better embrace
and
fight on Obamacare or they'll
never
get past it
Gregory:
will Chelsea's baby change
the
2016 election?
Jones:
no Fluffy
Shribman:
she's winning by not running
Todd:
Hillary needs to bring out
older
white women in 2014
[
break ]
Gregory:
Democrats are not exactly
embracing
Obamacare
Wasserman-Schultz:
the law is working
Gregory:
is it?
Wasserman-Schultz:
it's helping
people
with pre-existing conditions
and
lowering costs
Gregory:
you're making an
argument
on the merits
Wasserman-Schultz:
um yes I am
Gregory:
it may have helped millions
but
some people still don't like it
Wasserman-Schultz:
I'm glad you
concede
that it's helped millions
Gregory:
you're still making an
argument
on the merits
Wasserman-Schultz:
you seem
offended
by that
Gregory:
Meet The Press is about
pure
politics not substance
Wasserman-Schultz:
we have
a
good ground game!
Gregory:
but let's be honest –
I
don't like Obama
Wasserman-Schultz:
I'm sure
the feeling's mutual
Gregory:
Mary Landrieu wants another oil pipeline
Wasserman-Schultz:
I know
Gregory:
isn't it true that Obama is
reluctant
to approve the pipeline
just
because it would aggravate
climate
change and doom mankind
Wasserman-Schultz:
it's complex David
Gregory:
should he approve the pipeline?
Wasserman-Schultz:
we should
make
the right decision
Gregory:
before the elections?
Wasserman-Schultz:
or not
Gregory:
is 2014 a referendum
on
President Obama?
Wasserman-Schultz:
no it's a referendum
on
the candidates in each race
Gregory:
no it's about this
unpopular
Democrat President!
Wasserman-Schultz:
you watch
too
much Fox News
Gregory:
well a person can
only
watch so much CNN
or
they will go insane
Wasserman-Schultz:
why not watch MSNBC?
Gregory:
is that the network about prisons?
[
break ]
Gregory:
some town in Kentucky
is
getting a life-sized replica of Noah's ark
Resident:
it will tell people
'wow
this actually happened'
Tibbles:
it will cost $150 million
to
build the Noah's Ark theme park
Resident:
why are my tax dollars
propping
this up when we could
pay
teachers and fill potholes?
Shribman:
religion is public life can be divisive
Brooks:
I am favor of anything
that
reminds of us of morality
like
drowning everyone on earth
Todd:
this story is really about
struggling
small town economies
Gregory:
ha ha in 2012 Biden
undermined
Obama on gay marriage!
Panel:
hee hee
Becker:
my investigation shows
there
was a debate in the White
House
over when to endorse gay marriage
Gregory:
wow!
Becker:
then you asked Biden
about
gay marriage and he said
it's
okay and all hell broke loose
Gregory:
today is Easter but this
acceptance
of gay rights proves no
one
cares about social issues
Becker:
or the country just
changed
its mind on this one issue
Gregory:
or is the religious right weak?
Jones:
Sasha and Malia were all like
'Dad
who cares about whether
someone is gay?'
Brooks:
this proves Obama is weak
Shribman:
LBJ also pushed JFK on civil rights
Todd:
Obama is brazenly political
Gregory:
right
Todd:
but the GOP is brazenly stupid
Gregory:
and that's another
episode
of Meet the Press
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