Guests:
Jon
Karl
Pierre
Thomas
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Ted Cruz stopped
the
government in its tracks!
Audience:
oooh
Stephanopoulos:
Jon Karl loves Ted Cruz
Karl:
this has been the Year of Ted Cruz!
He's
bigger than the Pope and the
President
and he even met Jay Leno
Karl:
a lot of people don't like you
Cruz:
because I'm so wonderful
Karl:
even John McCain called you a wacko bird
Cruz:
I'm proud of being a wacko bird!
Karl:
he's so wonderful because
he
shut down the government over
Obamacare
– he spoke all day and all night!
Cruz:
I am amazing
Karl:
he even read from
Green
Eggs and Ham!
Cruz:
I am fabulous
Karl:
you are the leader of
House
Republicans!
Cruz:
yes I am
Karl:
it's rare to meet a Senator
as
wonderful as you are
Cruz:
that's true
Karl:
then he shut down the government!
Cruz:
we are so courageous
Karl:
your shutdown failed and backfired
Cruz:
not true
Boehner:
are you kiddin' me?!?
Karl:
I don't care what anyone says –
you
are the best ever!
You're
runner-up to the Pope!!
Cruz:
aw shucks Jon
Karl:
was the shutdown a mistake?
Cruz:
it was a mistake for Obama
shut
down the government
Karl:
oh come on
Cruz:
Obama shut down the government
Karl:
Really Ted? Really?
Cruz:
Obama wouldn't compromise!
Karl:
there is a Ted Cruz coloring book!
Cruz:
that's crazy
Karl:
people say Obamacare is
worse
than all of WWII
Cruz:
that's probably wrong
Karl:
can I have your autograph?
Cruz:
oh okay
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Stephanopoulos:
OMG Ed Snowden
has
been called a patriot and a traitor
Thomas:
a mild mannered IT
geek
rocked the world
Stephanopoulos:
wow
Thomas:
he stole NSA secrets
and
fled to Russia
Stephanopoulos:
oh my
Obama:
he's not a patriot
Snowden:
you need to decide for yourself
Thomas:
OMG our sacred metadata is being collected
Wyden:
the NSA lied to the Senate
Rogers:
his revelations will lead to terror attacks!
King:
al-qaeda is loving it!
Thomas:
it's a bonanza for hostile
nations
and pisses off our allies
Assange:
we will protect Snowden!
Obama:
Grrrrrrr
Clarke:
the NSA is not reading
e-mails
but people think that they are
Obama:
just because we can do
something doesn't mean
we should it
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