Stephanopoulos: OMG Ted Cruz stopped
the government in its tracks!
Stephanopoulos: Jon Karl loves Ted Cruz
Karl: this has been the Year of Ted Cruz!
He's bigger than the Pope and the
President and he even met Jay Leno
Karl: a lot of people don't like you
Cruz: because I'm so wonderful
Karl: even John McCain called you a wacko bird
Cruz: I'm proud of being a wacko bird!
Karl: he's so wonderful because
he shut down the government over
Obamacare – he spoke all day and all night!
Cruz: I am amazing
Karl: he even read from
Green Eggs and Ham!
Cruz: I am fabulous
Karl: you are the leader of
Cruz: yes I am
Karl: it's rare to meet a Senator
as wonderful as you are
Cruz: that's true
Karl: then he shut down the government!
Cruz: we are so courageous
Karl: your shutdown failed and backfired
Cruz: not true
Boehner: are you kiddin' me?!?
Karl: I don't care what anyone says –
you are the best ever!
You're runner-up to the Pope!!
Cruz: aw shucks Jon
Karl: was the shutdown a mistake?
Cruz: it was a mistake for Obama
shut down the government
Karl: oh come on
Cruz: Obama shut down the government
Karl: Really Ted? Really?
Cruz: Obama wouldn't compromise!
Karl: there is a Ted Cruz coloring book!
Cruz: that's crazy
Karl: people say Obamacare is
worse than all of WWII
Cruz: that's probably wrong
Karl: can I have your autograph?
Cruz: oh okay
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Stephanopoulos: OMG Ed Snowden
has been called a patriot and a traitor
Thomas: a mild mannered IT
geek rocked the world
Thomas: he stole NSA secrets
and fled to Russia
Stephanopoulos: oh my
Obama: he's not a patriot
Snowden: you need to decide for yourself
Thomas: OMG our sacred metadata is being collected
Wyden: the NSA lied to the Senate
Rogers: his revelations will lead to terror attacks!
King: al-qaeda is loving it!
Thomas: it's a bonanza for hostile
nations and pisses off our allies
Assange: we will protect Snowden!
Clarke: the NSA is not reading
e-mails but people think that they are
Obama: just because we can do