Guests:
Gov.
Chris Christie (R-NJ)
Gov.
Rick Perry (R-TX)
Sen.
Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
Terry
Moran
Jeff
Zeleny
Rep.
Keith Ellison (D-MN)
Paul
Gigot
Cokie
Roberts
Ana
Navarro
John
Heileman
Stephanopoulos:
OMG John Kerry left
Geneva
without a deal and the biggest
storm
in history hit the Philippines
Reporter:
we're hearing from social
media that's it really bad
Stephanopoulos:
can Kerry make a
nuclear
deal with Iran?
Moran:
there was a giddiness and
then
the French screwed everything up
Stephanopoulos:
you're joking
Moran:
the French of all people said
the
deal wasn't tough enough
Stephanopoulos:
criminy
Moran:
the Ayatollah went on twitter was all dude where's our deal
#cheeseeatingsurrendermonkeys
Stephanopoulos:
Chris Christie what
would
you do about Iran?
Christie:
how the hell should I know?
Stephanopoulos:
but would you allow
them
to enrich uranium?
Christie:
I dunno – is it delicious?
Stephanopoulos:
can you win in Iowa?
Christie:
I won in fucking Jersey!
Stephanopoulos:
yes I know
Christie:
I won blacks, hispanics and moderates because we cracked down on
teachers – everyone hates those apple-polishing chalk eaters
Stephanopoulos:
will you run in 2016?
Christie:
probably but who knows
Stephanopoulos:
should undocumented immigrants get state tuition?
Christie:
in the states we are practical
problem
solvers and in DC that never happens
Stephanopoulos:
what about a path to citizenship?
Christie:
I don't care – I just know those
clowns
in Washington don't get things done
Stephanopoulos:
but should immigrants
get
a path to citizenship?
Christie:
I don't give a shit George
Stephanopoulos:
but you must have an opinion
Christie:
I have opinions on lots
of
things but I don't share them
Stephanopoulos:
you shared your
opinion on Obamacare
Christie:
I tell you hard truths all the
time about everything
Stephanopoulos:
so you say
Christie:
health care is just too big
for
the government to handle – it should stick
to
little things like wars and disasters
Stephanopoulos:
you took Medicaid money
Christie:
because it was free cash –
you're
damn right I took it
Stephanopoulos:
bold move
Christie:
I won 61% of the vote you little twerp
Stephanopoulos:
Romney's people say
you
have bad secrets
Christie:
yeah I don't take advice from the
fucking
losers who ran the Romney campaign
Stephanopoulos:
oooh snap
Stephanopoulos:
Time magazine called
you
fat on their cover
Christie:
it's a compliment to the wisdom
of
the people of New Jersey that their
Governor
is on the cover of Time
Stephanopoulos:
indeed
Christie:
I went to a black church –
how
many Republicans even do that?
Stephanopoulos: not many
Christie: damn fucking right
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break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Greeting Bob – what about Iran?
Menendez:
we need to get tough on Iran
Stephanopoulos:
do they have a
right to
enrichment?
Menendez:
even Canada doesn't enrich –
and
they gave us Ted Cruz!
Stephanopoulos:
good point
Menendez:
we have to be careful with Iran
Stephanopoulos:
what about new sanctions?
Menendez:
I might be willing to
wait
a week if Kerry asks nicely
Stephanopoulos:
why the urgency?
Menendez:
look we're playing good cop / bad cop
Stephanopoulos:
who's the good cop?
Menendez:
John Kerry
Stephanopoulos:
who's the bad cop?
Menendez:
John McCain
Stephanopoulos:
I love it
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break ]
Zeleny:
is Chris Christie a real conservative?
Perry:
No
Zeleny:
you're skeptical
Perry:
darn tootin'
Zeleny:
is the tea party full of idiots?
Perry:
we lost in 2008 and 2012 –
we're
doin' somethin' wrong
Zeleny:
Ted Cruz wrecked the government
Perry:
he's a fun guy but kind of stupid
Stephanopoulos:
the President apologized
for
Obamacare
Perry:
Obama has to admit he's a
fraud
and a liar and I forget the third thing
Zeleny:
are you running for President ?
Perry:
you betcha
Zeleny:
can you recover from your foibles?
Perry:
we've had dumber Presidents
Zeleny:
true
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break ]
Stephanopoulos:
It's clear Chris Christie
is
running as a moderate
Gigot:
he should run as a strong
conservative
and an outsider
Roberts:
he's a governor and a pragmatist
and
a 'get things done' kind of guy
Navarro:
he should not run as a
Republican
but as a Christie
Stephanopoulos:
nice
Navarro:
if he could just win a few more
black
and hispanic voters than Romney
we'd
be in the White House
Ellison:
he took relief money when
offered
which I guess makes you a liberal
Stephanopoulos:
are their skeletons in his closet?
Heileman:
he was a lobbyist with Bernie Madoff
Navarro:
these are all lies and Christie
is
a saint who never yells at anyone
Stephanopoulos:
so true
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