Daniel Pfeiffer - White House Advisor
David Sanger
Martha Raddatz
Greta Van Susteren
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Stephanopoulos: is chained
CPI a
big cut for poor people?
Pfeiffer: yes but we will
protect the really old people
Stephanopoulos: it sill
sounds harsh
Pfeiffer: it is but
luckily the Tea Party
can't accept any tax hikes
for billionaires
Stephanopoulos: can you
get
any more rules on guns?
Pfeiffer: not if the GOP
insists on a filibuster
Stephanopoulos: do you
want to keep records
of all guns sales which
will of course lead to
confiscation and fascism?
Pfeiffer: maybe
Stephanopoulos: liberals
are worried
you are surrendering as usual
Pfeiffer: hey they should
try to deal with
those armed wackos in
Congress
Stephanopoulos: won't it
be disappointing
if even after Sandy Hook all you get
is some weak shit on background checks?
Pfeiffer: sure
Stephanopoulos: is Obama
worried
North Korea will attack South by Southwest
Pfeiffer: he's kind of
hoping they nuke Burning Man
Stephanopoulos: are you
about to go to war?
Pfeiffer: maybe but the
good news we may
get a cool remake of
M*A*S*H
Stephanopoulos: would
Obama respond
to an attack from North Korea with
bombs or troops or nuclear weapons?
Pfeiffer: [ coy look ] who
can say?
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Martha are
we
about to go to war?
Raddatz: the biggest fear
is that
South Korea will provocatively shoot
down a missile aimed at them
Sanger: we have a 60
year-old plan
for all-out war -- the
horses are fed and the
bayonets are washed,
waxed, and ready
Raddatz: if they test a
missile Chuck Hegel
has threatened to send John Kerry to
lecture the North Koreans
Stephanopoulos: oh my god
Will: I find North Korea
to be to me disliking
Susteren: I have been to
North Korea
and they all think we are
preparing
a war against them
Stephanopoulos: we are
Susteren: they might
invade South Korea
to celebrate Kim's birthday
Will: The First World War
was a
recent unpleasantness
Sanger: Kim Jon-Un is
basically the
King Joffrey of North Korea
Stephanopoulos: that's not
good
Sanger: he has changed his
hairstyle to
look more like his crazy
grandfather
Raddatz: Kim Jon-Un may
have a hidden
long-range missile that
could hit America
Susteren: in their minds
they are winning
and we are terrified of
them
Stephanopoulos: why would
they think that?
Will: China lives next
door and they
need to give them a stern
talking to
Sanger: China has Korea's
oil
Stephanopoulos: how will
they fry anything?
Sanger: Kim says to
himself 'Qaddafi
and Saddam gave up nukes
and they're dead'
Stephanopoulos: good point
Raddatz: North Korea need
money
and Iran needs nukes
Stephanopoulos: we all
need love and tenderness
Will: our invasion of Iraq
taught every
dictator to rush out and a
nuclear weapon
Stephanopoulos: it's the
gift that keeps on giving
Susteren: North Koreas
have
this crazy idea that America would
invade
their country if we get scared
Stephanopoulos: well
that's just crazy
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