Guests:
Jake Tapper
George Will
Peggy Noonan
Donna Brazile
Robert Reich
Jonathan Karl
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Amanpour: good morning - the top Al-Qaeda
guy in Africa got killed - suck it terrorists!
Amanpour: also Anthony Weiner’s sex text messages
are drowning out the democratic message
in Washington while David Vitter does not
affect coverage of the Republican message
just because that's how it is
Wasserman-Schultz: what a dipshit
Amanpour: Weiner has paralyzed the
Democratic party
Will: he claims to have a disease so
he can’t be removed from office under
the Americans with Disabilities Act
Tapper: technically he hasn’t violated
the law like using a state helicopter for
personal use or going to a prostitute
which are very forgivable crimes
Amanpour: the Democrats' message is diluted
Brazile: no one can talk about the
federal budget or the debt or the U.S.
economy because of pictures of Weiner’s penis
Amanpour: that makes perfect sense
Brazile: his constituents deserve a full member
Noonan: this clearly proves the
End-of-Roman empire decadence of Washington
Amanpour: you’re calling someone else decadent?
Noonan: truly it's the Weiner Republic
Amanpour: good one Peggers
Noonan: the whole city has to come together
and say enough - no more can Democrats have sex
Amanpour: is Mitt Romney the
front runner for 2012?
Noonan: Whether Vain is the least bad choice
Tapper: Tim Pawlenty will be a truly
formidable opponent
Will: by 2012 one third of Americans
will be under water - and that doesn’t include
Michael Phelps
Pawlenty: we should be more awesome America
Amanpour: is Pawlenty really going to
save the GOP?
Will: compared to me he’s Elvis
Amanpour: true
Will: he should adopt Reagan’s sunny message
of borrow and spend which is full of win
Noonan: Republicans handed Obama 2 wars,
a jobs disaster, epic recession, and massive debt
- so let’s fire Obama and give them another chance
Gingrich: my lobbyists in DC tell me to
say I’m an outsider
Will: Newt is an egomaniacal bull in a china shop
Tapper: I spoke to several people this week
who hate Gingrich’s guts - and those were
his top staffers
Amanpour: holy crap the economy is really bad
Reich: consumers are losing their
home values and jobs so they won’t spend
money and if they don’t spend money there won’t be jobs
Shelby: this is a new day - we need to
help business more
Reich: consumers are scared -
we need to unterrify them
Karl: we tried stimulus and lowered interest rates -
what else can we do?
Reich: reform the bankruptcy system, a new jobs program-
Karl: but that’s not realistic
Reich: well that’s my fucking answer idiot
Shelby: we need to create certainty
Goolsbee: we created lots of jobs
Reich: you can’t go into an election year like this
- there’s deafening silence on jobs!
Shelby: Businesses are scared - they are worried about their children - we need certainty by which which I mean lower taxes and less regulating
Karl: OMG the debt and health care!!
Reich: Businesses don’t care about the federal debt
Karl: oh noes
Reich: why not have a new Works Progress Administration?
Shelby: good idea
Reich: really let’s shake on it
Shelby: the WPA didn’t end the Depression
- Word War Two did!!
Reich: yes Dick we all miss Hitler and his US jobs-creating program
Shelby: free markets are good
Karl: none of your proposals will happen
Amanpour: thanks for coming
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Sunday, June 12, 2011
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