The Chris Matthews Show
February 15, 2009
Matthews: OMG Obama failed to get GOP votes when he got his bill passed!!!
Obama: i didn't want to spend to fix Republicans' fuck-ups
Fineman: Obama did fail to get GOP votes but he did sort of get what he wanted
Kay: i don't think it matters how many GOP votes he got - after all the bill passed
Matthews: Obama told us to vote against him if there is no magic recovery
Guthrie: privately they will admit Obama failed in getting GOP votes
Matthews: What else went wrong?
Guthrie: Liberals loaded it with frivolous pork
Matthews: oh noes
Sullivan: ha ha ha the GOP discovered fiscal conservatism - they're insane and hypocrites
Matthews: but we're in a crisis
Sullivan: which is their fault!
Matthews: but they're the daddy party
Kay: you're so weird
Matthews: sure obama may rescue America's economy - but what about univerasal health care and flying cars?
Guthrie: there's long-term plans there for example Green jobs
Matthews: do you like Horse and Rabbit stew
Fineman: yes Chris the Democrats are screwed
Matthews: is that what I asked?
Matthews: Ha Dems hate bipartisanship!
Matthews: Will the Dems stay united??
Sullivan: we have to persuade the Chinese to keep lending us money by making elderly people get second jobs
Matthews: how does he win a second term
Sullivan: to be a real fiscal conservative
Fineman: he's going to need the GOP
Guthrie: the GOP will eventually give in to the Democrats
Matthews: oh of course also Lucy will someday hold that football
Matthews: OMG PEW poll says we're in a Depression!! - we're all eating a McDonald's and riding Greyhoud!
Fineman: taking the bus?
Matthews: no i'm riding an actual greyhound to work
Kay: Americans need to change their whole lifestyles
Fineman: the American dream is to win a world war and live better off the misery of others
Guthrie: Obama is bringing us down with all his talk about sacrifice
Matthews: why not
Guthrie: what about layaway? Americans are so selfish for not borrowing more!
Sully: exactly i live like a peon in my gilden cage with velvet pillow
Sully: what can I say I'm weird
Kay: We're going to have spend 100% of GDP
Fineman: the census is coming which means we have to count all the brown people
Guthrie: the Obamas watched Bejamin Button in the White House last Sunday
Tweety: did they like it?
Guthrie: I'll let you know when it ends
Sullivan: Obama will nationalise banks
Tweety: wow i never knew that
Sully: it's stealth nationalisation - first he replaces all the pens with ones with the White House logo and Obama's face one them
Matthews: investigate torture
Kay: nah why bother
Fineman: the House will go first
Guthrie: Obama isn't going to do it
Sullivan: you're missing the point - the Court system will have to investigate lawsuits which will be filed
Tweets: oh my