Meet The Press
March 2, 2008
Russert: i asked Obama about al qaeda in Iraq and he said maybe they could be there
McCain: i have news for Barack it's called al qaeda in iraq
Bush: heh heh heh
Obama: hey they weren't there until McCain invaded
Shrum: we've got to get the hell out of there
Murphy: i've got news for McCain - people don't want to stay in Iraq
Murphy: he has to stop campaigning with evangelists McCain should run as a liberal
Russert: Bill Clinton loved NAFTA but now they have both said its bad
Matalin: Oh Noes!!!
Timmy: what's wrong?
Matalin: they have our oil in Canada!
Timy: oh no!
Matalin: but Obama is being sneaky with Canada
Shrum: go ahead and campaign in favor of NAFTA in Ohio Mary - i dare you
Russert: but cutting off trade!
Shrum: sure you can renegotiate
Murphy: Otto von Bismark!
Russert: people say the economy sucks
Matalin: but they say their own finances are good
Shrum: no they don't
Matalin: ok - but only because the media keep saying it
Carville: that's stupid people know they are in big trouble meanwhile Exxon has the Chief Justice weeping for them
Murphy: of course people are hurting
Shurm: Republicans lie all the time but it won't work this time
Russert: people think McCain is old but honest, Obama is young and charismatic and Clinton is experienced and strong but mean
Carville: that's sad because she is such a warm and nice person
Matalin: McCain is the best american who has ever lived
Tim: no one else better ever???
Matalin: ok there is fred thomspson
Murphy: Obama is like the hula hoop he's got the kids moving their hips
Shurm: Obama is touching people although i don't get it myself
Russert: is he too young?
Shrum: no he's not he's like JFK and people seem to like him
Carville: if you like Bush then you'll love McCain
Shrum: McCain is going to attack Iran!
Russert: he will probably die in office
Murphy: that's true so we should look forward to Presidents Crist or Ridge
Carville: nope Ridge is pro-choice
Matalin: McCain has to have a VP with no ambition
Russert: who will Obama or Clinton choose?
Murphy: an anti-war general or Bayh or Dodd
Shrum: Zinni or Wes Clark
Russert: i say Louis Farrakhan