This Week With George Stephanopoulos
March 2, 2008
Stephanopoulos: Obama is all about 1 speech he gave in 2002 right?
Axelrod: no, but what if we were -- Hillary was wrong and he was right about getting bogged down in Afghanistan and that Iraq would be a total fuck up
Stephanopoulos: but he's only 12 years old
Axelrod: no he's got 20 years experience fighting loose nukes and putting baseball cards in his bicycle spokes
Stephanopoulos: what crisis has hillary handled?
Wolfson: she's been endorsed by 30 Generals
Stephanopoulos: like who?
Wolfson: General Foods and General Mills
Axelrod: well heck we've been endorsed by General McPeak and Captain Crunch
Wolfson: oh fuck Obama - he's voted the same way as Hillary it's ridiculous
Stephanopoulos: Howard makes a good point Obama must be stupid to do what she does
Axelrod: not true he fought for a withdrawal from Iraq and Hillary opposed that bill
Wolfson: i don't trust Obama he almost always votes with Hillary and he never holds NATO hearings - although he is beautiful
Axelrod: hey we wouldn't have this problem if Hillary hadn't supported President Stupid in the first place
Stephanopoulos: please call Obama a criminal
Wolfson: please detail all the ties of Barack Obama to Tony Rezko while i make alot of implications without saying anything
Stephanopoulos: like what?
Wolfson: every letter they wrote each other
Axelrod: nice try Howard - there is no evidence of wrongdoing and i understand this is desperate from a campaign that has lost 11 primaries in a row
Wolfson: answer my questions
Axelrod: half your donors are in federal prison jackass
Axelrod: release her tax returns - Obama did it a long time ago
Wolfson: yes after she's done her taxes in April
Axelrod: what about last year's dumbass?
Wolfson: the WaPo says her Archives records is totally bogus issue
Stephanopoulos: is Obama willing to dwell on the Rezco case for no reason while he's winnning every primary??
Axelrod: you know, i don't think so motherfucker
Wolfson: all Senators have to release their income and we will release her tax returns after the primaries over
Axelrod: Obama is spotless
Wolfson: i want to see his e-mails
Axelrod: yeah ok let's see her e-mails from marc rich dood
Wolfson: never heard of him
Stephanopoulos: your campaign sucks
Wolfson: we're the underdogs and Obama is outspending us - its so sad
Stephanopoulos: you're fucked what if you lose Ohio or Texas?
Wolfson: oh we expect to lose one or both of those that's to be expected but Texas doesn't count its a red state and Ohio has too many white elitists
Axelrod: heh heh i spend alot of time with Howard and his spin is showing frankly i feel for the guy the Clinton campaign is circling the drain
Stephanopoulos: what if she wins Texas - which is a state Democrats must win in order to win the White House?
Axlreod: that's stupid
Wolfson: Latino Women are with us!
Stephanopoulos: teh J-Lo Vote!
Axelrod: drag out the crumb tray cause yur toast
[ Roundtable ]
Stephanopoulos: she's more tested and experienced
Will: she's counting her public service in teh Rose Law firm
Stephanopoulos: that's fair
Will: james buchanan had a lot of experience and he was the worst presnit ever
Lancaster, Pa: hey he wasn't that bad!
Brooks: she should compare him to her husband’s terrible presidency that will win her the election
Dowd: only Republicans can protect America
Brazille: she plagiarized it from Walter Mondale
Stephanopoulos: yeah that's a great idea
Brazile: they say Obama is a rookie and he's says she's an idiot
Stephanopoulos: Wolfson admitted she will probably lose Texas
Will: he has to be careful as he asks her to please go away now
Brooks: Obama's people are very excited but the Clinton people basically just want to see Ken Starr's head explode
Dowd: Hillary is going through the stages of grief - they are now passing through anger into acceptance
Brazile: i am a superdelegate and i haven't decided
Stephanopoulos: they will have to step in and shut her down but what if it's really close?
Brazile: well if she wants the Supers to go with her she'd better start winning something
Stephanopoulos: let's say she wins everything from now on i mean Texas is key
Dowd: the excited voters are with Obama and the Clinton Machine is mean and bad
Will: i hate Democracy
Cunningham: i hate people with funny names
Michelle Obama: fuck that fucking fucker
Brooks: this definitely helps John McCain he should invite racists on stage more often to prove that he doesn't like them
Brazille: thank god Obama is not actually a dirty Koran-reading muslim
Stephanopoulos: but is he jewish?
Brazille Wax: that's a lie!
Will: who among us does not have racist friends?
Dowd: that is so true but McCain has to show the GOP base and racists that he is one of them - is he tolerant or a Republican?? It's very confusing
Will: McCain's key to victory is promise that America will be the world's policeman and engage in nation building
Brooks: look he was in teh GOP gang of 14 and he took on Boeing!!
Brooks: Democrats will all vote for John McCain
Will: Obama will fuck McCain they way he did to Clinton
Dowd: unless Obama fucks up he will roll all over the old man
Stephanopoulos: can he create a new Dem coalition and leave poor people behind
Brazille: that's ridiculous McCain is the one making love with Hagee
Will: no one cares about Reagan
Brooks: McCain is the center of killing brown people and Obama is a crazy liberal
Dowd: Obama is inspirational like RR or JFK
Stephanopoulos: bill buckley died!
Will: Buckley was an such an affable segregationist
Brooks: he had such a big heart and big soul i love the way he hated black people expecially he offered me a job after he made sure i was white
Will: i liked the way he hated people with diseases
Stephanopoulos: yeah good times