This Week with George Stephanopoulos – November 9, 2014

Guests:

Jon Karl

Terry Moran

Martha Raddatz

Pierre Thomas

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA)

Rep. Jim Langevin (D-RI)

Jonathan Cohn

Carrie Severino

Stephanopoulos: OMG Obama got two

Americans released from North Korea

even though he's so weak!

Karl: Obama had lunch with the

GOP but no deals were made!

Stephanopoulos: no!

Karl: the President is still defiant

Stephanopoulos: wow

Obama: I will not wait on immigration reform

Karl: but the GOP says if he acts

they will be so mad the GOP will

not act in the best interest of America

Stephanopoulos: wow that's really mad

Obama: I'll have a bourbon with

Mitch McConnell and frankly 

I may have one without him

Stephanopoulos: gosh

Karl: of course this happens

to all two-term Presidents

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Raddatz: Obama is doubling

down on the war on ISIS

Raddatz: the U.S. is still training

Iraqi troops on how to shoot guns

and other stuff like that takes

10 years to learn how to do

Reporter: U.S. troops must fight 

there because the Iraqis are incompetent

McCain: Obama needs total authority

to make war anywhere anytime

Stephanopoulos: Darrell do you 

support more war in Iraq?

Issa: hell yeah

Stephanopoulos: oh really?

Issa: yes I recently visited the Iraqi

government and they are all assholes

Stephanopoulos: should 

Americans be in combat?

Issa: yes because there is a

Sunni – Shia divde in Iraq

Stephanopoulos: who knew?

Issa: it blew my mind

Stephanopoulos: what will happen

if Obama acts on immigration?

Issa: the GOP will burn down the Capitol

Stephanopoulos: my god

Issa: we need to keep the best

and brightest in America

Stephanopoulos: what has that 

got to do with Congress

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: this week in terrifying news

– a cyberattack may destroy America!

Thomas: apparently after a cyber-attack

all daily life will end as we know it

Stephanopoulos: oh my

Thomas: the terrorists will shut off

your water and explode the

gas lines in your home

Stephanopoulos: jesus

Thomas: the Russians may

destroy your smart toilet

Stephanopoulos: that's a low blow

Stephanopoulos: Richard how soon

will be all be killed by cyber attacks?

Clarke: every nation has put malicious

code in everyone else's systems

so they can push the button when

the war starts

Stephanopoulos: why would they do that?

Clarke: to bring the enemy to

their knees dumbass

Stephanopoulos: I've read the whole

electrical grid could be destroyed –

how scared should be we be?

Langevin: you should be terrified –

half America will be without power

and will be forced to eat their pets

Stephanopoulos: that's horrible

Langevin: sorry that's the reality George

Clarke: wait until terrorists get

a hold of these viruses

Langevin: indeed – when ISIS learns

to code zombies will gnaw on

your children's bones

Stephanopoulos: well I'm scared

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: the ACA has fought

off many attacks including in 2012

when the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare

Boehner: Obamcare should be

repealed and replaced with something

incredibly different like Romneycare

Moran: but now the Court is going

to take another whack at it due to a typo

Moran: the fate of the law and

the legacy of Obama and the

future of the planet is at stake

and will come down to one

vote on the court

Cohn: this case is an attempt to

repeal the law and take health

insurance away from millions 

of people due to a typo

Severino: it's not a typo –

it's the wording of the statute

Cohn: it's a typo because that

reading is totally inconsistent

with other parts of the law

Severino: that may be true but

no one likes this law except

people with health insurance

Stephanopoulos: does John Roberts

want to strike down the law?

Cohn: no because it would be

blatantly political and anyway 

Obamacare is working well

Severino: no it's a disaster

Cohn: nah ah

Severino: yah huh

Stephanopoulos: ok ok thanks for coming