Host: Chuck Todd
Guests:
Dennis
McDonough – White House
Chief of Staff
James
Baker – Fmr. Secretary of State
Sen.
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Richard
Engel
Bill
Neely
Andrea
Mitchell
Helene Cooper
Jim
Vandehei
Nia-Malika
Henderson
Mike
Murphy
Bryant Gumbel
Todd:
omg ISIS killed a British aid worker
Todd:
Obama is bombing the hell
out
of ISIS but won't send ground troops
Todd:
OMG Obama hates terrorists –
he's
just like George W. Bush!!
Obama:
terrorists will find no safe haven
Bush:
we will find 'em in their caves!
Todd:
Richard why did ISIS
behead
a British citizen?
Engel:
ISIS is sending a message
to
Turkey because they are
holding
Turkish diplomats hostage
Todd:
Obama expects the Iraqi
military
to defeat ISIS – can they do that?
Engel:
the U.S. spent billions
and
years training the Iraqi army
Todd:
oh that's good
Engel:
no after all that effort they
are
totally ineffective and hate America
Todd:
is Assad happy with America?
Neely:
he wants Obama to
bomb
his rebel enemies
Todd:
no doubt
Neely:
Obama is a tough
position
that's for sure
Todd:
welcome Dennis
McDonough:
good morning Chuck
Todd:
let's debate semantics
– are
we at war or not?
McDonough:
the President described
his
strategy in detail – we're bombing ISIS
Todd:
but Obama never uses the word 'war'
McDonough:
that's not true – Obama
often
refers to the war on terror
Todd:
damn I keep getting this wrong
Todd:
the public is supportive
of
this new war but skeptical
– why
is that?
McDonough:
maybe because the
last
time we invaded the middle east
it
was a colossal fuck up
Todd:
what is success in this war?
McDonough:
it's ISIS reduced to a
bureaucracy
squabbling among themselves
Todd:
Obama held up Yemen
as a
good example yet I wouldn't
want
to live there
McD:
it's an example of the U.S.
bombing
the shit out of terrorists
Todd:
is there any country
pledging
ground troops in this war on ISIS?
McDonough:
not yet – fingers crossed!
Todd:
but you can't defeat ISIS
without
soldiers on the ground
McDonough:
that's why we need
to
arm and train Syria moderates
Todd:
that's the group we're
pinning
all our hopes on?
McDonough:
some of them
are very nice people
Todd:
can you pledge there will
never
ever be US troops in Syria?
McDonough:
we need ground
troops
which is why we're backing
those
wonderful Syrian rebels
Todd:
Obama said he wouldn't
mind
if Congress voted on this
McDonough:
no he said he would welcome it
Todd:
does Obama think he
needs
Congressional approval
to
start a war with Syria
McDonough:
we've got the
power
to bomb Syria now
Todd:
what does Obama think of Ray Rice?
McDonough:
he's shocked by
any
video of a man knocking
a
woman unconscious
Todd:
did the NFL do the right thing?
McDonough:
belatedly yes they did
[
break ]
Todd:
Helene what's you
analysis
of our new war with ISIS?
Cooper:
suddenly we're hitching
our
wagon to these so-called
moderate
Syria rebels
Murphy:
Obama was naïve in 2008
because
he said we can't be a superpower
Todd:
ha ha that's not true but funny
Murphy:
now Obama is finally doing
the
right thing – bombing the middle east!
Vandehei:
even if we kill all of ISIS
we're
left with a powerful Assad
Todd:
right
Vandehei:
my brother was in Baghdad
and
he was a boot on the ground
Todd:
it's a huge fucking mess
Henderson:
we destroyed al-Qaeda
and
now we have to fight ISIS which is worse!
Todd:
no wonder the public is skeptical
Todd:
welcome James Baker who
basically
ran the US government for years
Baker:
hi Chuck
Todd:
please bash Obama for me
Baker:
when I heroically created
a
coalition in 1991 it was very heroic
Todd:
so heroic
Baker:
we need troops on
the
ground to take on ISIS
Todd:
so true
Baker:
and who's going to hold captured territory?
Todd:
where are the Saudis?
Baker:
they're not fighting ISIS
because
we don't have forces
on
the ground there ourselves
Todd:
so you think we need
to
put massive us troops there?
Baker:
oh no no
Todd:
oh no?
Baker:
no we should only use
special
forces like SEALS and Delta force
Todd:
would you bring in Iran?
Baker:
no because this should
be
War of Sunni All-Stars
Todd:
what's the ultimate resolution?
Baker:
we need to have a conference
where
we bring in every country
in
the world where we solve all
the
problems in the middle east
Todd:
fantastic
Baker:
I am wise
Todd:
you didn't take out Saddam in 1991
Baker:
yeah assholes kept bugging me
'why
didn't you take out Saddam?'
well
we were right and Bush's stupid son
wrecked
it like a fucking idiot
Todd:
so you disagree with
Dick Cheney when he says he
would invade Iraq all over again
Dick Cheney when he says he
would invade Iraq all over again
Baker:
the problems in Iraq now are not
because
George W. Bush invaded Iraq
Todd:
they're not?
Baker:
it's because Obama failed
to
arm moderate Syrians and leave
a
residual force in Iraq
Todd:
got it
Baker:
in 1990 we formed a real
coalition
and America was respected
around
the world
Todd:
and you got the war paid for!
Baker:
thank you for bringing that up Chucky
Todd:
well you are a moderate
Republican
which in the Beltway
means
you walk on water
Baker:
so true Chuckles so true
[ break ]
Todd:
OMG can Hillary win this time?
Mitchell:
young people want s
omeone
more liberal
Young
voter: climate change!
Young
voter: she's a Wall Street crony!
Young
voter: she will work across the aisle!
Mitchell:
liberals want Elizabeth Warren
or
Bernie Sanders
[ break ]
Todd:
speaking of that --
welcome to my Weekend With Bernie
Todd:
Bernie Sanders is a socialist
from Vermont -- welcome Bernie
Sanders:
I am thinking of running
for
President as an Independent
Todd:
wow
Sanders:
but I would have to
form
organizations in all 50 states
Todd:
what about Hillary Clinton?
Sanders:
people are angry at the media and
financial
and corporate establishments
Todd:
so you hate Hillary
Sanders:
no I like Hillary – I'm running
against
corporate interests
Todd:
ok so bash Obama for me
Sanders:
Obama should have gotten
Congress
to raise the minimum wage
by
calling them assholes and fuckers in public
Todd:
if that didn't work what would?
Sanders:
they only way to change
America
is attacking politicians
Todd:
if a billionaire agrees
with you is that ok?
Sanders:
Citizens United was a terrible
decision
and if a liberal billionaire buys
political
influence it's still terrible
Todd:
so rich liberals are bad!
Sanders:
but let's be clear – it's not liberals
– it's
rich conservatives buying the government
Todd:
if you say so
Sanders:
the Koch Brothers are
a
danger to American democracy!
Todd:
is the Democratic party
on
your side or Hillary's side?
Sanders:
that's the wrong question –
even
Republicans agree with me
that the government
is bought and
paid for by billionaires
[
break ]
Todd:
let's bash Hillary
Vandehei:
She's craven and old-fashioned
and
behind the times
Todd:
whoa
Henderson:
ok but who is willing
to
run against her? Martin O'Malley?
Todd:
Bernie Sanders wouldn't attack Hillary for me
Murphy:
Clinton just isn't a very good candidate
Todd:
election 2014 and Obama
has
bad approval ratings! Bill Clinton
had higher
ratings when Democrats
lost big in 1994!
Todd:
Voters think Republicans would
do
better on national defense!
Who knows why?
Todd:
on the other hand women hate
the
GOP and there are a lot of lady-part voters
Todd:
also the voters are not actual
voters
since no one actually votes these days
[
break ]
Todd:
OMG domestic violence
is a terrible
national problem
which can only
be solved by
demanding Roger Goodell resign
Todd:
1 in 4 women will experience violence
and
that doesn't cover stalking which hardly counts
Todd:
Bryant should Roger Goodell lose his job?
Gumbel:
his job description is to make
money
for the NFL not make domestic
violence
policy for America so I
doubt he'll be fired
Todd:
if the NFL does that breast
cancer
thing again this year it will look bad
Gumbel:
oh they will pinkwash again –
the
NFL is very good at masquerading
Todd:
are we NFL fans to blame?
Gumbel:
yes – just like people hate
Congress
but love their Representative
people
hate Roger Goodell but love their team
Todd:
the owners still make money
Gumbel:
right – if viewers are upset about
how
the NFL handles domestic violence
they should call
the sponsors like Nike
who kept backing Ray
Rice after
he punched his fiancee
Todd:
the NFL had better go purple
against
domestic violence instead of pink
Henderson:
sure but that will just
be
more hypocritical image control
Todd:
good point
Henderson:
does football go the
way
of boxing – an obscure sport
dominated
by Ukranian politicians
Todd:
Hillary would love the
Senate to go Republican
Murphy:
Republicans actually dread
it since
they'd have to take
responsibility
for doing nothing
Henderson:
Presidential candidate
Ted
Cruz would have to own GOP
Senate
dysfunction
Todd:
but easier for Hillary to run
against
a terrible Senate
Cooper:
exactly!
Todd:
and that's another
episode of Meet The Press
3 comments:
Here's to Chuck Todd.
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Todd: Voters think Republicans would do better on national defense! Who knows why?
Gosh, Chuck, I have no freakin' idea. Could it be all the Republican hawks you goofballs keep trotting out?
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