Correspondents:
Pierre
Thomas
Martha
Raddatz
Terry
Moran
Jim
Avila
Guests:
President
Barack Obama
Rep.
Peter King (R-NY)
Mayor
Jim Darling – McAllen, Texas
Dahlia
Lithwick
Carrie
Severino
Donna
Brazile
Matthew
Dowd
Bill
Kristol
Katrina
vanden Heuvel
Martha
Raddatz
Thomas:
omg al-qaeda is making
invisible magic bombs
Stephanopoulos:
holy shit
Thomas:
they're making toothpaste explosives
Stephanopoulos:
sweet jesus
Thomas:
they're going to get trained in
Syria
which is like a university for psychos
Stephanopoulos:
but could that happen here
Thomas:
it did at the Boston bombing
Stephanopoulos:
shit I forgot
Stephanopoulos:
what about the
Benghazi bomber?
Thomas:
he's cooperating with the FBI
Stephanopoulos:
it's a tough case to make
Thomas:
he'll be treated like a
common thug in US court
Stephanopoulos:
then he's totally screwed
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
are terrorists
going to attack us
Obama:
maybe
Stephanopoulos:
that's scary
Obama:
it's been a scary world
since 2001 George
Stephanopoulos:
what's the biggest threat?
[
break ]
King:
there are Americans in Syria now
being
trained to come back here to kill us
Stephanopoulos:
I'm terrified
King:
you should be – we're all
going to die very soon
Stephanopoulos:
eeek
King:
also most airports have no security
Stephanopoulos:
literally every county
in the world is at war in Iraq
Raddatz:
except for San Marino
Vanuatu and Colbert Nation
Stephanopoulos:
what's the role
for US advisors in Iraq?
Raddatz:
to stop Iraqi soldiers from
running
away very fast which is what
they
generally do
Stephanopoulos:
what's the biggest concern?
Raddatz:
that the Iraqi government will
just
going after their political enemies
King:
we need to protect American asses in Iraq!
Stephanopoulos:
yeah we need
to cover our asses
King:
no assets – American assets
Stephanopoulos:
same thing
King:
pretty much
Stephanopoulos:
does the President
need
to go to Congress?
King:
no but he should
Stephanopoulos:
what's up on the US border?
Allen:
US law encourages children
to come to America
Stephanopoulos:
that darn Obama!
Avila:
actually it's a law signed by Bush
and
passed Congress unanimously
Stephanopoulos:
never mind then
Avila:
so we have to care for
kids and their moms
Obama:
do not send your children to America!
Stephanopoulos:
good morning Mayor
– how
is the immigrations crisis going?
Darling:
we don't see it a crisis
Stephanopoulos:
no?
Darling:
we have catholic charities
helping
to save immigrants lives
Stephanopoulos:
why are they coming
– are
they fleeing war or what?
Darling:
how should I know?
Stephanopoulos:
is this putting a strain
on
your little town?
Darling:
yes it's not fair to make our town
and
charities care for these immigrants
Stephanopoulos:
fair point
Mayor:
but we're doing our best
Stephanopoulos:
good luck with that
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
what's up with
the Supreme Court?
Moran:
this year the Court ended caps
on
contributions, protected cell phones,
and
held that buffer zones are unconstitutional
except
for the one around the Supreme Court
Stephanopoulos:
good wrap up
Moran:
we're still waiting for the Hobby Lobby
Stephanopoulos:
what's with all the unanimous rulings?
Moran:
Roberts is trying to rehab the courts image in this era
Lithwick:
he got nine people to agree
it
doesn't matter what apps James Madison
would
have put on his cell phone
Severino:
it's great progress that the
court
pushed back on Obama's lawlessness
Stephanopoulos:
what about the upcoming opinion?
Moran:
if Hobby Lobby wins it
could make all laws optional
Lithwick:
the court went small this week
so
they might go big on Hobby Lobby
Severino:
Hobby Lobby really
believe abortion is murder!
Moran:
if you want your rights to rate
– you
must incorporate
Stephanopoulos:
gay marriage
is winning all over
Lithwick:
the nation is ready for equality
Severino:
the next President will appoint
3
justices depending on who dies
Stephanopoulos:
some want
Ginsburg to retire
Moran:
she's not going to game the system
–
plus
she loves her job
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Boehner says you are acting like a King
Obama:
what a jackass – you notice he
never
said what he objects to
Stephanopoulos:
he's said he's going to sue you
Obama:
listen to him squawk –
why
doesn't he try getting something done!?
[
panel ]
Dowd:
both sides are equally to blame
Stephanopoulos:
but is suing Obama a good idea?
Kristol:
Obama is a dictator!
Stephanopoulos:
but is this lawsuit a good plan?
Kirstol:
not not really – but Obama is still like Hitler
vanden
Heuvel: Congress is not doing anything!
Kristol:
so if they're not doing anything
then
they must be doing something
Stephanopoulos:
sounds right to me
vanden
Heuvel: [ facepalm ]
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Your commentary on the Sunday shows is invaluable.
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