Correspondents:
Hamish
MacDonald
Martha
Raddatz
Bazi
Kanani
Jeff
Zeleny
Alicia
Menendez
Jon
Karl
Matt
Bai
Guests:
Gov.
Jerry Brown (D-CA)
Vice
Admiral Robert Harward
Cory
Johnson
Eliza
Gray
Eli
Capilouto – President U. of Kentucky
Stephanopoulos:
holy fuck 25,000 acres
have
burned in California
Kanani:
thousands of firefighters and
marines
are battling the blazes
Stephanopoulos:
enough seamen
will put that fire out
Kanani:
it hasn't rained in
California since 2009
Stephanopoulos:
whoa
Stephanopoulos:
Jerry are the fires out yet?
Brown:
George this is the worst
fire
season since the dinosaurs
got
trapped in all that tar
Stephanopoulos:
this year you've
had twice as
many fires as average
Brown:
we're in the middle of
a three-year drought
Stephanopoulos:
yikes
Brown:
plus we have 30 million people
and
it only takes one to burn it all down
Stephanopoulos:
how do you adapt to
climate
change when Republicans deny it?
Brown:
global warming is cooking
our
state and the GOP isn't helping
Stephanopoulos:
what's the solution?
Brown:
we're going to have to
make
very expensive investments to fight it
Stephanopoulos:
there's your
problem
right there
Brown:
short sightedness and greed
Stephanopoulos:
what do you
need
from Washington DC?
Brown:
humanity is on a
collision
course with nature!
Stephanopoulos:
that's a fight you can't win
Brown:
we got to fight all these damn fires
Stephanopoulos:
in 1992 you kept running
against
Bill Clinton long after it was hopeless
Brown:
that's just how I am
Stephanopoulos:
is Hillary headed
to a coronation
in 2016?
Brown:
she has almost no potential
rivals
but that has risks too
Stephanopoulos:
so exciting!
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
how is the search
for
the missing girls in Nigeria?
MacDonald:
the Nigerian government
is
looking in jungles and in caves
Stephanopoulos:
well it sounds
like
they're on top of this
MacDonald:
some fear people inside
the
government are tipping Boko Haram off
Stephanopoulos:
that sounds bad
MacDonald:
anyway no one thinks
the
Nigerian military could rescue the girls
even
if they knew where they were
Stephanopoulos:
sounds like they're screwed
MacDonald:
pretty much
Stephanopoulos:
I don't get it –
we've
hashtaged the hell out of this
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Admiral –
could
the U.S. help rescue these girls?
Harward:
well we could help locate them
Raddatz:
don't forget Nigeria
is a sovereign country
Stephanopoulos:
interesting point
Stephanopoulos:
what's the deal with
the
Veteran's Administration problems?
Raddatz:
it's only just getting started!
Stephanopoulos:
can't wait!
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
what's the deal
with the Internet?
Zeleny:
anyone can start a billion
dollar
website from their dorm room!
Stephanopoulos:
it's a whole age
Zeleny:
but not anymore –
the
little guy will be stuck in the slow lane
Stephanopoulos:
dammit
Zeleny:
twitter would never had gotten
started
without net neutrality
Stephanopoulos:
#lossforhumanity
Stephanopoulos:
what is net neutrality?
Johnson:
it's about how fast the internet is
Stephanopoulos:
how fast is it?
Johnson:
what if we lived in a world
where
certain websites loaded faster?
Stephanopoulos:
as long as they
don't
block my cosplay sites
Johnson:
it would absolutely
change everything
Stephanopoulos:
so what's going
to happen next?
Johnson:
cable companies want to
sell
your access to the internet
off
to the highest bidder
Stephanopoulos:
that's the free market for you
Johnson:
indeed it is
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
1 in 5 women in college
have
been victims of sexual assault
Menendez:
students filed a federal
lawsuit
against Columbia
Stephanopoulos:
even the ivy league!
Menendez:
someone passed out flyers
and
wrote graffiti naming rapists on
campus
which the school quickly
scrubbed
thus solving the problem
Stephanopoulos:
got it
Menendez:
but how do you
define
non-consensual sex?
Stephanopoulos:
'sex' without consent?
Menendez:
this has been a
problem for twenty years
Stephanopoulos:
ladies how do we address this problem?
Gray:
we have seen the President
and
Vice President putting a spotlight
on
this so that helps
Capilouto:
at the University of Kentucky
we
put responsibility on the entire
campus
community
Stephanopoulos:
what can the
federal
government do?
Capilouto:
we train college students
to
recognize risky situations
Stephanopoulos:
a lot of rapes are
committed
by just a few bad guys
Gray:
75% of campus rapists are
repeat
offenders who commit six rapes each
Stephanopoulos:
whoa
Gray:
if you see a frat brother about
to
rape someone get creative –
spill
a drink on him or say
hey
don't rape that person
Stephanopoulos:
good discussion everyone
[
break ]
Jon
Karl: omg the Clintons are
running for President!
Rove:
Clinton has brain damage!
Karl:
Rove was lying
Bill
Clinton: ha ha ha
Karl:
Hillary appears to be ok now
Bai:
Republican are telling Clinton it
won't
be a free ride to the White House
Stephanopoulos:
that must have come as quite a shock to them
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