Guests:
Terry Moran
Sen.
Jon Barrasso (R-WY)
Sen.
Joe Manchin (D-WV)
Dick Cheney
Stephanopoulos:
OMG can the
Obamacare
website be fixed?
Reporter:
probably – if Kentucky
can
do it anyone can
Stephanopoulos:
what about the website?
Barrasso:
it's outrageous that White House
employees
don't have to sign up even
through
the website but people
without
insurance probably do
Stephanopoulos:
Joe you have called
for a
delay of the mandate
Manchin:
sure why not – let's keep the
benefits
of the program but not have any penalties
Stephanopoulos:
very brave of you
Manchin:
thanks
Stephanopoulos:
don't people need Obamacare?
Barrasso:
no it doesn't provide free
health
care like the GOP plan
Stephanopoulos:
do you think Sibelius
should
be fired?
Manchin:
what a bullshit question
Stephanopoulos:
nevertheless
Manchin:
we are a great free-market-based
capitalist
nation – let's join up and
help
Team America!
Stephanopoulos:
how about Team America?
Barrasso:
that's nice but Obamacare is
killing
people and even Saturday Night Live
is
making fun of Sibelius which means
she's
lost the trust of the American people
Stephanopoulos:
will the White House
agree
to a delay?
Manchin:
no one should be forced to
buy a
health insurance policy unless its free
Steph:
thanks for coming
Stephanopoulos:
OMG the U.S. spied on Germany!
Moran:
the hits just keep on coming
from
Edward Snowden to protect
the
privacy German leaders
Stephanopoulos:
wow
Snowden:
public servants work for
us
and they don't get to decide
which
secrets to reveal – I do
Moran:
holy shit the United States spied
on
the German Chancellor in 2006
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Obama is a time-traveler!?!
Moran:
it would appear so
Stephanopoulos:
this is incredible
Moran:
American spying is deeply
shocking
and an invasion of citizens' privacy
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Stephanopoulos:
Dick tell me about
this spying program
this spying program
Cheney:
I could tell but then I'd have
to
shoot you in the face
Stephanopoulos:
please don't
Cheney:
look we spy – get over it
Stephanopoulos:
okay but it's open
now
due to Snowden
Cheney:
I will strangle that little
weasel
if get the chance
Stephanopoulos:
did we spy or not?
Cheney:
my existence while
repugnant
to you saves lives
Stephanopoulos:
I want the truth!
Cheney:
you can't handle the truth!
Cheney:
what should Congress do about Iran?
Stephanopoulos:
impeach Obama
Stephanopoulos:
anything else?
Cheney:
his Iran talks will fail like
Obama's
failure to bomb Syria
Stephanopoulos:
he got their weapons of
mass
destruction without starting a war which
is
kind of the opposite of what you did
Cheney:
Obama is pivoting to Asia –
it's
as if he doesn't want another
middle
east war
Stephanopoulos:
it's baffling
Cheney:
our friends don't trust us
and
our enemies don't fear us
Stephanopoulos:
could that be because
you
lied about WMD, let bin Laden get
away
and about screwed up two wars?
Cheney:
no
Stephanopoulos:
you wanted to
bomb Syria and Iran
bomb Syria and Iran
Cheney:
George W. Bush was a fucking coward
Stephanopoulos:
strong words
Cheney:
if Bush had any balls we'd
have
Iran on its knees right now
Stephanopoulos:
20% think the GOP do
what's
best and 52% support Obama
Cheney:
the GOP needs a new
generation
of leaders like my daughter
Stephanopoulos:
Mike Enzi said your
whole
family blindsided him
Cheney:
he also said we're fishing
buddies
– that's a lie!
Stephanopoulos:
he lied about being
your
friend – who would do that?
Cheney:
if we were fishing buddies
he'd
have a fish hook in the eye
Stephanopoulos:
isn't the real problem
reaching
beyond the GOP base?
Cheney:
we need to move the
primary
dates – that will solve everything
Stephanopoulos:
that's all?
Cheney:
if you ask me one more
stupid
question I will have you killed
Stephanopoulos: ok ok
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