Sen. Pat Leahy (D-VT)
Rep. Tom Cotton (R-AK)
Harold Ford Jr.
Gregory: OMG Israel bombed Syria!
Mitchell: it takes the heat off the President –
Obama and Arab leaders love this bombing!
Gregory: Obama finally brought
Jews and Arabs together
Mitchell: it's a miracle!
Gregory: should America invade get involved
in another civil war in the middle east?
Mitchell: yes Fluffy but we should
only arm the good guys
Gregory: works for me
Mitchell: the Arab world is split
between supporting the radicals or
the merely dangerous so of course
Israel had to step in
Gregory: what do you think Pat?
Leahy: I would't fuck with the Israelis
Gregory: I'm Jewish you know
Leahy: a source of pride for all
Hebrews everywhere I'm sure
Cotton: we have to arm the
opposition and create a no-fly zone!
Gregory: boots on the ground?
Harman: no boots on the ground!
Gregory: ok ok
Harman: this is a full blown civil war
Gregory: sounds like a perfect place to invade
Cotton: no one says we shouild use troops
– instead we should end this civil war
with no loss of U.S. life
Gregory: the Boston bombings
and Benghazi prove there is a
growing al-qaeda threat
Giuliani: you said it bro
Gregory: the administration hasn't
done enough have they?
Giuliani: Obama underplays the threat
from radical college students because
Obama is lazy
Giuliani: also Obama is weak and ineffectual
Gregory: Isn't Benghazi the biggest story ever?
Leahy: an embassy can be attacked
anywhere you know
Gregory: didn't Obama ignore warnings
Cotton: yes plus Obama didn't care about
the ongoing attacks instead he took a nap
Gregory: doesn't the Boston plot prove
we are not safe?
Harman: yes Rudy Giuliani is right –
we must be terrified of home-grown radicalism
Gregory: you are so right Jane
Harman: but we also create terrorists
which is why we need to close Gitmo
and use less drones
Giuliani: Jane I'm shocked I thought
we were friends
Gregory: Rudy what do you think about Boston?
Giuliani: it proves Barack Obama is weak
and doesn't care about terrorism
Giuliani: also his college roommates
should be charged with murder
Gregory: I love you Rudy
Giuliani: I know
Gregory: polls shows we will probably
all be killed by a terrorist
Cotton: we are in a global war against
jihadists and Obama doesn't care at all
Gregory: preach it
Cotton: Obama gives Miranda rights
and gives terrorists food paid
for by the taxpayer - it's outrageous
Leahy: that makes no sense - the guy who
was given Miranda warnings wouldn't shut up
Cotton: as a show of good faith Obama should
at least send someone to Guantanamo Bay
Gregory: Signals were missed!
Signals were missed!
Leahy: what does that have to with Gitmo?
Gregory: Signals! Missed! Gitmo! Benghazi!
Leahy: I'm going to hire an African
grey parrot from Fox News to do your job
Giuliani: I've never seen any Africans there Pat
Gregory: Should we repeal the
Constitution because of one loser teenager
and his moron brother?
Harman: probably yes
Gregory: should we track all Muslims?
Giuliani: yes profiling is awesome –
that's just reality
Gregory: of course
Giuliani: we gotta go after the muslims!
Cotton: the terrorists attacked us for
our freedoms so we should repeal them
Gregory: what will kill immigrantion reform?
Leahy: apparently anything and everything
Greg: will reform pass?
Leahy: I hope so
Gregory: but will it?
Leahy: probably not
[ break ]
Gregory: please bash Obama for me
Gingrich: Obama doesn't care about
radical islam – we will be at war with
muslims for the next 70 years
Reid: Newton and Oklahoma City had
nothing to do with Islam
Gingrich: those were caused liberals
and single mothers
Gregory: Boston was an exclamation
point in our new Age of Terror!
Lowry: Benghazi and Boston prove that
we are greatly threatened muslim terrorism
and Obama slandered George Bush
who was a true hero
Reid: he heroically tortured people
Gregory: a reporter asked Obama
if he has no juice! ha ha I love it!
Gregory: is Obama a lame duck?
Ford: Obama is a terrible leader and
I should have been the first black President
Ford: Obama must declare war against
all enemies everywhere!
Gregory: Obama has no juice! I can't stop
grinning about it! God that is so funny!
Gingrich: Obama's biggest problem is
Democratic senators from red states
Gregory: yes but my stock portfolio is up up up!
Lowry: yes but Obama has not completely
fixed the Bush recession yet
Reid: the GOP Congress hates everything
Obama does because Obama does it –
that's a problem
Gingrich: I was in a McDonald's and
got service from a college grad which
proves Obama is a failure
Gregory: but big macs are delicious
Gregory: the NRA says the Boston bombing
proves everyone needs a machine gun
Ford: we live in a dangerous society
but I'm not sure giving everyone crazy
white person a gun is the answer
Gregory: Brendon are all big sports
going to go gay now?
Ayanbadejo: the world is changing Fluffy
Gregory: but still a lot of people hate the gays
Ayanbadejo: you can't stop the change David
Gregory: everyone loves lesbians
Ayanbadejo: a big 300 lb NFL lineman can be gay
Gregory: will a gay NFL player come out soon?
Ayanbadejo: I hope when they do it will
be a safe environment
[ break ]
Gregory: panel a lot people don't like gays
Lowry: pro athletes condct conversations
at a middle school level
Gregory: so just above the Beltway media
Reid: the people are ahead of the
politicians on this
Gingrich: what about equal rights for Catholics –
right now the law says no Catholic can
practice their religion
Gregory: what are you talking about?
Gingrich: Catholics are not allowed to
provide adoption services
Reid: they withdrew their services voluntarily
Gingrich: their rights to discriminate
against gay people was being taken away!
Lowry: and Catholics are not allowed
to not provide birth control – it's so unfair
Ford: bless that gay boy's heart
Gregory: abortion is murder isn't it?
Lowry: yes it is Fluffy
Gregory: that is so true
Reid: Gosnell proves poor and desperate
women will be taken advantage of
Gregory: and that's another episode