Guests:
Robert Gibbs
Newt Gingrich
Mike Murphy
Hillary Rosen
Chuck Todd
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Gregory: the debate was bad
for Obama but unemployment
has dropped to 7.8%
Gingrich: this is the most fascinating
election in American history
Gibbs: we dug out of the enormous
hole we were in we’ve now
been adding jobs for 2 years
Gregory: Romney has been bashing
the President for not going under 8%
Murphy: good point but do people
feel better about the economy?
Gregory: actually they do
Todd: things are going well in
Ohio in Virginia - do voters want to
repeal everything Obama did and go back
Rosen: who do you trust to restore
America to mediocrity?
Murphy: Wednesday night 80 million
people fell in love with Romney
Gingrich: the average American
wants cheap gas
Gibbs: cripes - we were losing
800,000 jobs per month and we’ve
been adding jobs for 31 months
Gregory: but things are still bad
Gibbs: now Romney wants to give
Wall Street a kiss and crush Sesame Street
Murphy: Obama seemed tired and
Romney was energized and full of ideas
Gibbs: he wished away his entire
platform and pretended he wasn’t
going to cut taxes for the richest Americans
Murphy: you ignore all the loopholes
he’s going to cut
Gibbs: what loopholes!?
Gregory: Jack Welch made an
unsubstantiated claim which I will now
repeat that Obama’s thugs
manipulated labor statistics
Gingrich: Jack Welch instantly reacted
to good news by assuming Obama
is a criminal - this proves that
Obama is a bad President
Todd: this is absolutely fucking crazy -
this instant resort to insane conspiracy
theories is bad for America
Gibbs: Welch embarrassed himself like
some birth certificate weirdo - batshit
nonsense like this is wrecking America
Gingirch: but it’s out there
Todd: the media elevate every rich
weirdo with a nutty theory like
Donald Trump - it’s go to stop
Gregory: but I love him
Gingrich: I spoke to every small
business person in America and
they all hate Obama
Gregory: so where was Obama
during the debate
Gibbs: Romney ran away from
his own plan - he embraced teachers
and pretended he wouldn’t cut taxes
Gingrich: why didn’t Obama just call
Romney a liar - that always worked for me
Gregory: but you lost
Gingrich: I’m here aren’t I
Gregory: will Romney cut taxes
for the rich, close loopholes or
explode the deficit?
Rosen: two out of three ain’t bad
Murphy: Obama has failed to
cut the debt
Gregory: that is so sad
Rosen: which is more important
- style or substance?
Todd: Style!
Murphy: style!
Gingrich: Obama used to have great style
Murphy: what is Obama’s vision for America
Rosen: Romney just wants to be elected
Gibbs: how can anyone trust him?
Gregory: I spoke to the Oracle Simpson-Bowles
and they say Romney’s plan doesn’t add up
Gingrich: Romney has a plan to cut the
debt by selling federal land to British Petroleum
Murphy: what could go wrong?
Gingrich: Romney was very very clear
- he promised never to cut taxes for the rich
Gibbs: in the primaries he promised
to cut taxes for the rich
Gingrich: well then clearly he lied!
Gregory: what does Obama have to
do in the next debate
Gibbs: call Romney a fucking liar to his face
Gregory: who wins the election?
Todd: Republicans are very enthusiastic
about beating Obama and the kids
just don’t care
Gregory: what else
Todd: old people are wild about
Romney and Hispanics are apathetic
Gregory: David Brooks says Obama
should be more passionate
Rosen: Obama is passionate about
solar panels, testing kids, and
implementing Romneycare
Gregory: no wonder people Democrats
are so enthusiastic
Rosen: he also likes gay people
Gregory: we all do
Murphy: Obama keeps attacking
Romney - it’s so sad
Gingrich: we should eliminate Obamacare
to pay for tax cuts for the rich
Gingrich: Romney will drill in for oil in Ohio!
Gregory: how about the Vice President debates
Gibbs: Ryan will probably lie a lot
Gingrich: Ryan will be respectful
Todd: Recall Bentsen-Quayle and
Cheney-Edwards - the old guy always win
Rosen: Paul Ryan is too proud to
disavow Ayn Rand and his budget cuts
[ break ]
Gregory: welcome Arnold
Schwarzenegger: thanks vluffy
Gregory: can Romney still win the elections?
Schwarzenegger: yes maybe hey
you never know
Gregory: I love your post-partisanship
Schwarzenegger: yes it works when
the parties work together do want like
when Reagan worked for three years
to reform social security
Gregory: you appeal to non-English speakers
Schwarzenegger: McCain-Kennedy had a
great immigration plan and the GOP says
we can’t tackle this because there is an
election coming up - hello - that’s how
you win elections
Gregory: I see
Schwarzenegger: soldiers risk their lives
and politicians are afraid to lose an election
- our politicians need more balls!
Gregory: you humiliated your wife
- have you lost all political credibility
Schwarzenegger: no - but I will continue
the acting and the political stuff and
the personal relationships
Gregory: do you have good character
Schwarzenegger: I think so
Gregory: really
Schwarzenegger: read my book
Gregory: are you a sympathetic person
Schwarzenegger: I’m a lover and a fighter
Gregory: you are
Schwarzenegger: I am inspirations and
a visionary but I have a dark side so
people should make up their own mind
Gregory: what lessons would you
like your sons to learn from you
Schwarzenegger: Maria is a great mother
Gregory: but what lessons
Schwarzenegger: I am an inspiration
Gregory: you pretended your earpiece
wasn’t working when you were asked
about your tax returns
Schwarzenegger: ha that was hilarious
Gregory: will you run for office again
Schwarzenegger: As Governor I wanted
to achieve many things and will work to
achieve those things
Gregory: what do we think panel
Rosen: I’m appalled
Murphy: he’s a good friend of mine
Todd: I love politics because of
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Gingrich: of course Arnold has no credibility
but he is what makes America great -
an immigrant bodybuilder tuned action star
turned rich guy marrying a Kennedy running
the largest state then having a child with
the maid and writing a book about it and
retiring to an institute at an elite university
Gregory: and that’s another episode
of Meet The Press
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Sunday, October 07, 2012
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