Guests:
Diane Sawyer
George Stephanopoulos
Jon Huntsman
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Amanpour: omg Iran won’t give our drone
back and speaking of drones Mitt Romney
lost last night’s Presidential debate
Gingrich: mitt u r a looser
Romney: bet u $10,000 i’ve never been cloned
Obama: ask all the guys i’ve killed if
i’m an appeaser
Amanpour: Diane how did the debate go?
Sawyer: it well after I started drinking
Romney: I would not go to the moon
Gingrich: why not we’ve ruined this planet
Stephanopoulos: if Romney is afraid to take
on Newt how can he go after Obama
Amanpour: good point
Stephanopoulos: Romney’s big moment
was betting Rick Perry $10,000 that he was
even more out of touch with the American people
Stephanopoulos: everyone was expecting
Newt Gingrich to be a giant asshole and
he was but only off-camera
Sawyer: Bachmann defended raising taxes
on poor people because it’s something
Obama wouldn’t do
Stephanopoulos: Gingrich didn’t say anything
offensively stupid so he did what he came to do
Amanpour: I see
Stephanopoulos: the Iowa caucuses
are soon sosomeone will have to shore
up the conservative base
Sawyer: the men came out strapping - you can’t
tell on television the sheer physical presence
of these dudes
Amanpour: thanks for sharing that Diane
[ break ]
Amanpour: Jon I’m sure you don’t want to get
into who won and who lost - so who
won and who lost?
Huntsman: the American people lost -
we need term limits in Washington
because nothing else will get them out of there
Amanpour: Gingrich is popular and you
weren’t even invited to a debate with
Bachman, Paul and Google-boy
Huntsman: People are taking my lawn signs
home as highly limited-edition souvenirs
Amanpour: the pundits love you but
no one else does
Huntsman: those Bush bailouts were bad!
Amanpour: Do you have to win in New Hampshire?
Huntsman: I have to beat market expectations
Amanpour: you used to be the sanest
person in the race and now you doubt climate change
Huntsman: hey you try running for the
Republican nomination
Amanpour: fair enough
[ break ]
Amanpour: the Twitterverse blew up when
Mitt Romney bet the $10,000 he had in his pocket
Berman: Romney’s camp says only poor
people are making a big deal about
Tapper: Democrats are salivating over a
chance to run against Newt Gingrich
Amanpour: Did Gingrich say anything insane?
Karl: surprisingly no - he came across as if
he were a normal person
Amanpour: well that takes the biscuit
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