Gov. Tom Corbett (R-PA)
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (R-FL)
Gregory: Governor are there more
victims that we don’t know about?
Corbett: almost certainly
Gregory: For parents with young children
like me who hear about an institutional
cover up of child rape we’re kind of shocked
Corbett: the people involved lack morals
Gregory: McQueary is on administrative leave
- is that enough?
Corbett: well he’s a valuable witness
Gregory: Paterno was only legally obligated
to report it to his boss - should the law
Corbett: yes - being against child molesting
Gregory: what hell was going on at
Corbett: I don’t know but it seems like there
was some evil incestuous shit going down in
State College PA
Gregory: good god man how many people
knew about this and what is wrong with people?
Corbett: we have an investigation to find out
what kind of sick culture existed at Penn State
Gregory: did big football destroy Penn
Corbett: no because small schools can be
Gregory: Should Penn State still be playing
football at a time like this?
Corbett: yes because we all love a good game
Gregory: Could this destroy Penn State?
Corbett: yes but they have a lot of sweet
football money socked away
Gregory: who else is going to be arrested?
Corbett: maybe lots of lots of people
[ break ]
Gregory: Rep. Bachmann should Congress
investigate Penn State?
Bachmann: I’m a mother and I would like to
beat this molesting bastard to a pulp
Gregory: but what about Congress - after all
they investigated steroids
Bachmann: Fluffy Congress is busy doing
nothing on many other issues
Gregory: fair enough
Gregory: you say you are the only conservative
in the race
Bachmann: darn right
Gregory: not Mitt Romney?
Bachmann: I opposed ObamaCare and he
implemented ObamaCare in Massachusetts!
Gregory: do you think Romney has no principles?
Bachmann: he’s in favor of gay marriage and
probably that weird stuff on Big Love
Gregory: you’re a woman
Gregory: what about Herman Cain’s harassment
Bachmann: he’s a wackdoodle
Gregory: yes but so many Presidential
Bachmann: but I won the Iowa straw poll
Gregory: Rick Perry has proved to be a moron
so maybe you can still win?
Bachmann: I plan to win Iowa, lose New
Hampshire and take South Carolina and
Gregory: you say Obama let the ACLU to run
the CIA and is purposefully losing the
war on terror
Gregory: he killed Osama bin Laden
Bachmann: yes but we have no jail for
terrorists so Obama just lets them all go!
Gregory: what the hell are you talking about?
Bachmann: the CIA doesn’t torture people and
that’s what I’m interested in
Gregory: okey dokey
Bachmann: when we catch terrorists we give
them a slap on the wrist with the wimpy
Army Field Manual which is totally gay
Gregory: most Generals don’t agree with torture
Bachmann: yes but noted ghoul Dick Cheney
agrees with me
Gregory: that’s just creepy
Bachmann: Bush won the war in Iraq and
Obama is losing it including all that money
wasted on that wonderful war
Gregory: one more quick question -
are you insane?
Bachmann: the people of Iraq should pay us
back for the cost of invading their country by
mistake including millions of dollars for every
American soldier killed
Gregory: thanks for coming crazy lady
Gregory: Debbie the debates don’t make
Obama look good but the economy still sucks
Wasserman-Schultz: yes but the GOP are evil
Gregory: people are worse off than they
were 4 years ago
Wasserman-Schultz: no they aren’t Fluffy
- we’re adding millions of jobs
Gregory: why doesn’t Obama make the Super
Committee cut the debt?!?
Wasserman-Schultz: how about taxing
millionaires and billionaires?
Gregory: the GOP proposed raising taxes
Wasserman-Schultz: oh bullshit Fluffy -
they only did that in exchange for lower taxes
for rich people which would increase the debt
Gregory: but Obama raised the debt
Wasserman-Schultz: the GOP borrowed money
to pay for 2 wars, a fancy prescription drug program
and tax cuts for the rich
Gregory: but the debt is still high
Wasserman-Schultz: you are exceptionally
Gregory: the debt!
Wasserman-Schultz: we adding private sector
jobs like crazy
Gregory: ok ok Debbie
Wasserman-Schultz: check your facts!
Gregory: alright ha ha
[ break ]
Gregory: Cain is almost tied for the lead
and he’s an idiot harasser
Brooks: because he’s a lot of fun
Gregory: Perry forgot the three agencies
he would do away with
Dionne: omg that was painful to watch
Gregory: Poor Ricky
Dionne: the Democrats should pay for a
GOP debate every week
Gregory: we already have that
Dionne: there is a room another candidate
to get in believe it or not
Gregory: who is Obama?
Brooks: no one knows - some say he is a
Kenyan muslim and other says is he a British
Dionne: Romney wants to start a war with
Iran which I’m not sure is Americans’ first priority
Gregory: Maureen Dowd says Penn State is
almost as bad as the Catholic Church
Dionne: Now we know about alleged horrific
misdeeds which were covered up and so far
the penalty paid by the University is nothing at all
Greg: kids on campus rioted in favor of
Joe Paterno - what hell?
Brooks: in the 1960s kids smoked pot and said
‘if it feels good do it’ and America forgot the
difference between right from wrong and evil
and sin all that stuff hippies do
Dionne: I think people know child molesting is bad
Brooks: people don’t intervene when they
hear racist comments
Dionne: that would ruin most Thanksgiving dinners
Gregory: do really think that people really
not know that child rape is wrong?
Brooks: yes because of the Kitty Genovese case
Gregory: there’s no reporting requirement
Brooks: we are too obsessed with the law
in this nation
Dionne: I was shocked by the extent of the
Penn State cover-up
Greg: but after the Catholic Church scandal
I would have thought not nothing could shock you
Dionne: but this isn’t about a bunch of men
and boys in funny outfits who get together every
Sunday who believe they have supernatural powers
- this is about big time college football!
Gregory: and that’s another episode of
Meet The Press