Guests:
Fmr Gov. Tim Pawlenty - (RMN)
Rep. Michele Bachmann - (R-MN)
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Tapper: hi I’m coming from the center of
the universe - Ames Iowa
Audence: woot
Tapper: Michele Bachmann got 29% of
the vote and Ron Paul got 28% so should
Tim Pawlenty should drop out?
Tapper: Hi T-Paw - what went wrong?
Pawlenty: people don’t like me so I’m dropping out
Tapper: you’re so popular and you’re from a
neighboring state
Pawlenty: I’m rational, experienced and have
a record of results and clearly the voters
want something different
Tapper: you think the voter don’t want
someone rational?
Pawlenty: Michele won and Ron Paul came
in second so draw your own conclusions
Tapper: why not stick it out?
Pawlenty: I’m a realist Tappy
Tapper: this must be devastating for you
Pawlenty: God clearly doesn’t want to me
to be President
Tapper: would Michele Bachmann be
a reckless choice?
Pawlenty: she is crazy
Tapper: Obama is poised to lose but the GOP
could blow it by nominating a divisive nut
Pawlenty: right
Tapper: will you endorse anyone?
Pawlenty: not Michele that's for sure
Tapper: do you think she is even qualified?
Pawlenty: well we’ve had crazy Presidents before
Tapper: thanks for coming Tim
[ break ]
Tapper: so Timster is out - congrats Michele
Bachmann: thanks - I wish that loser well
Tapper: why should a moderate Republican
vote for you?
Bachmann: I’ve created jobs because I
collected taxes for the IRS
Tapper: I see
Pawlenty: I’m authentically wacky
Tapper: Other candidates are far more experienced
Bachmann: I’ve been the tip of the spear
against paying our bills as a nation
Tapper: fascinating
Bachmann: I have a core set of beliefs
Tapper: So does Rick Perry
Bachmann: I’ve been in Washington
Tapper: but people hate Washington
Bachmann: yes but I’ve never been a Governor
like Ronald Reagan was and also Jimmy Carter
Tapper: what exactly is your point Michele?
Bachmann: I led a movement for home schooling
and that’s what I will do as President
Tapper: why would you refuse to pay bills for
money we’ve already spent?
Bachmann: when did we become the biggest
debtor nation in the history of the world?
Tapper: under Reagan actually
Bachmann: and he was a Governor!
Tapper: what exactly would you cut?
Bachmann: I would pay debt holders, soldiers,
and old people - everything else gets eliminated
Tapper: what about Medicare and Medcaid?
Bachmann: those plans are 80 years old -
anyone that old is useless
Tapper: do you believe homosexuality is slavery?
Bachmann: yes but remember families were
very happy in slave days
Tapper: what is your strategy?
Bachmann: Obama is my strategy
Tapper: congrats Michele
Bachmann: thanks - vote for anti-bondage in 2012!
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Sunday, August 14, 2011
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One wonders if rational political party planning exists
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