Guests:
John
Podesta – Clinton campaign
Newt
Gingrich – Trump campaign
Charlie
Cook
Fred
Yang – Dem Pollster
Bill
McInturff – GOP Pollster
Kristen
Welker
Katy
Tur
Chris
Jansing
Andrea
Mitchell
Tom
Brokaw
Nicole
Wallace
Chris
Matthews
Savannah
Guthrie
Jose
Diaz-Balart
[
voice over ]
Welcome
to A Very Special
Episode
of Meet The Press
Todd:
omg this is the last episode
before the end of the wold!
Todd:
this election is not about hope!
It's about fear!
Todd:
these are out final polls!
Todd:
surprise – it's a tie!
Todd:
Hillary only leads by 4 points!
Todd:
that poll was before
James
Comey tilted the election!
Todd:
Trump bragged he will
never
be stopped by a Republican
without
a gun
Todd:
Hillary campaigned with
Katy Perry and Left Shark
Clinton:
I want to represent
all sharks Left and Right
Todd:
Michigan is in play !
Todd:
Trump is throwing spaghetti at the wall
Todd:
he has to win Florida
and flip a blue state
Todd:
can he win Michigan??
Todd:
Kristen what's up in Philadelphia
Welker:
Hillary has to turn out black voters
Todd:
can she?
Welker:
Obama got 93% of the black
vote
and she'll never match that
Welker:
she has to that in Ohio
Todd:
that's a tough one
Welker:
but she's got Lebron James
Todd:
oh fuck
Welker:
she has 1 million volunteers
Todd:
and now let's hear from poor Katy Tur
Tur:
Trump is back in Michigan
Tur:
they say they're in a dead heat
Tur:
if Trump wins here he can
afford
to lose Pennsylvania and Nevada
Todd:
Florida! Florida! Florida!
Jansing:
early voting here is
smashing
all kinds of records
Jansing:
there 200,000 more Hispanic voters
Jansing:
but she's still behind
where
Barack Obama was
Jansing:
and Republicans out-vote
Democrats
on election day
Jansing:
make no mistake it will
another
heart-stopping election here
Todd: let's go to Andrea
Mitchell in New Hampshire
Todd:
how is it in the frozen north Andrea?
Mitchell:
Hillary is sad because
the
FBI is out to get her
Mitchell:
she has some final
uplifting
message but it's boring
Mitchell:
she's bringing in the big guns –
Barack
Obama and the Khan family
Todd:
thanks Andrea
Mitchell:
brrrrrrr
[
break ]
Todd:
50 million people will vote early!
Todd:
the Hispanic vote is way up
Todd:
welcome John Podesta
Podesta:
nice to be here Todd
Todd:
you are struggling with black voters
Podesta:
no we're not
Todd:
why do black voters hate Hillary?
Podesta:
they were her
firewall in the primaries!
Todd:
but she's down with blacks
compared
to Obama in 2008
Podesta:
well yeah newsflash Ted
- Obama is also black
Todd:
is he?
Podesta:
we're doing better with
women
and hispanics and asian-americans
Todd:
Obama said “I don't care if you're
not
inspired go vote for Hillary anyway”
Podesta:
hells yeah!
Todd:
that's not a great message
Podesta:
I don't care – Trump
is
a dumb bigot and a fascist
Todd:
mostly true
Podesta:
we called 7 million people
Todd:
what about?
Podesta:
Hillary fights for
families and children!
Todd:
you're going to lose
Michigan
and Iowa
Podesta:
if we win Michigan this race is over
Todd:
but you're losing!
Podesta:
we'll see Chuckles
Todd:
Tim Kaine says the FBI
is
tying to defeat Hillary Clinton
Podesta:
well Comey broke
the
rules to help Trump
Todd:
should he resign?
Podesta:
no he's a good man
Todd:
say something inflammatory please
Podesta:
the FBI leakers
should
shut the fuck up
Todd:
what's it like to have your private
risotto
recipes exposed to the whole world
Podesta:
I've fought tougher bastards
than
Vladimir Putin and Julian Assange
Todd:
thanks for coming John
Podesta:
you've got to stir it constantly!
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Newt
Gingrich:
you are lucky
to
have me here Chet
Todd:
Donald Trump – what went wrong?
Gingrich:
He is very likely insane
Todd:
that's true
Gingrich:
but on the other hand
his
ideas like fighting corruption
and
helping black people are good ideas
Todd:
right
Gingrich:
he's a brilliant
marketer
who says nutty things
Todd:
Trump lost this election
on
day one by insulting Mexicans
Gingrich:
Hillary may regret
abusing
national security
Todd:
okay
Gingrich:
did you know she
used
to work with Barack Obama?
Todd:
yes I did actually
Gingrich:
I met a 90 year who is
voting
for the first time in her life
Todd:
she's 90 and never voted before?
Gingrich:
she was waiting
for
the just the right racist
Todd:
Kelly Ayotte hates Trump's guts
Gingrich:
Trump represents
grass
roots populism
Todd:
he does?
Gingrich:
Trump's campaign
was
a hostile takeover of the GOP
Todd:
wow
Gingrich:
Kelly Ayotte is a corrupt leftist
Todd:
do you really mean that?
Gingrich:
yes I do
Todd:
okay
Gingrich:
Hillary Clinton is guilty
of
violating 100 counts of federal law!
Todd:
I see
Gingrich:
the wikileaks burglary
finally
revealed how much
lawlessness
there is!
Todd:
right
Gingrich
the media is corrupt too!
Todd:
if Hillary wins will there be a civil war?
Gingrich:
if Hillary wins there will
be
endless criminal investigations
and
if Trump wins the 100 foot tall
gold
statue of him on the mall in
Washington
will bankrupt the country
Todd:
golly
Gingrich:
either way there
will
be decades-long civil unrest
Todd:
that's scary
Gingrich:
labor unions will destroy America!
Todd:
yikes
Gingrich:
I wish this wasn't true
Todd:
we all agree Ned
[
break ]
Todd:
this is the spinal tap panel
Todd:
we go to eleven!
Todd:
omg John Poesta questioned
the
FBI and Newt called for civil war!
Brokaw:
I have never seen the
country
more fractured than it is now
Todd:
wow and you're like really old
Brokaw:
we're in tribal warfare!
Todd:
outwit outplay outlast
Brokaw:
Newt Gingrich is right
Todd:
you don't hear that much nowadays
Brokaw:
Bret Baier is a wonderful
man
who reports lies about Hillary
Brokaw:
this is no way to run a democracy
Todd:
can Trump win?
Wallace:
he can sweep the table and still lose
Matthews:
time for some
street
money in Philadelphia!
Todd:
how does that work
Brokaw:
you pull people
out
of bed and get them to vote
Todd:
Hispanic is the new black
Diaz-Balart:
Trump woke
the sleeping Latina Giantess
Guthrie:
the Republicans saw all
this
coming four years ago and
still
screwed it up
Wallace:
Trump branded himself
as
toxic with Hispanic voters
Brokaw:
he mistakes crowds for GOTV
Todd:
Team Clinton is really very nervous
Guthrie:
she has utterly failed
by
not winning in a landslide yet
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome big brainy pollsters
Todd:
give me some numbers nerds
Yang:
Trump has gained ground
Yang:
but she's winning independents
Todd:
that is shocking
Todd:
what should give Trump hope?
McInturff:
literally anything could happen
Todd:
yay!
McInturff:
but it won't
Todd:
Trump leads non-college
educated
men by 40 points!
Todd:
but loses educated men
Yang:
it's killer for him
Todd:
sadly people care more
about
his insanity than her e-mails
McInturff:
if it weren't for Trump
being
a groping creep Hillary would be losing
Todd:
Trump voters think Hillary is crooked
Todd:
her supporters says
he's
a racist and misogynist
Todd:
how do we heal?
Yang:
who knows?
Todd:
it's horrifying
McInturff:
most Americans
liked
Bush and Gore
McInturff:
but no one likes Hillary
and
they despise Trump
Todd:
[ shakes head sadly ]
unbelievable
[
break ]
Todd:
geek for us Cook
Todd:
predict the US Senate
Cook:
Kirk is out
Todd:
Khaaan!
Cook:
and Feingold wins
Todd:
good news for Dems
Cook
but Rubio wins
Todd:
ru-ru-rubio!
Cook:
Pat Toomey is out
Todd:
sounds like a
bad night for the GOP
Cook:
well Even Bayh loses
Todd:
oh that weasel
Cook:
but Dems hold on to Nevada
Todd:
the first hispanic woman in Le Senata!
Cook:
Dems win New Hampshire
and
North Carolina will end in a tie
Todd:
so Dems win control of the Senate!
[
break ]
Todd:
our long national
nightmare
is just beginning
Guthrie:
I just learned that division
won't
end after the election day
Todd:
oh really
Guthrie:
all of America feels sick to their stomach
Todd:
no one trusts any of our institutions
Brokaw:
right
Todd:
even Obama doesn't trust the FBI
Obama:
Justice is being weaponized
Brokaw:
the FBI was investigating
failure
to protect confidential information
and
they can't protect confidential information
Todd:
both sides are driven by hate!
Wallace:
gaze your eyes up the
human
carnage wrought by this
campaign
and despair
Todd:
say what
Wallace:
my party chose Trump over
16
qualified people plus Ben Carson
Matthews:
the Democrats are equally to blame!
Matthews:
Trump tapped into frustration
over
the Democratic invasion of Iraq
Matthews:
the Democrats didn't win this
Todd:
what if they do?
Matthews:
they still wont
Brokaw:
the social media on Left
and
Right are destructive monsters
Todd:
whoever wins will be impeached
Wallace:
or arrested!
Todd:
oh my
Wallace:
both candidates have been crippled
Todd:
how ever could that have happened
Todd:
what about the millennials?
Brokaw:
they hate Hillary Clinton
Todd:
that's right
Brokaw:
they love their ipops
and
their bookfaces and their snipchats
Diaz-Balart:
Cubans hate Obama and Clinton
Matthews:
if a woman wins it will blow minds
Todd:
she hasn't run as a woman
Matthews:
the whole world
is
terrified of Trump
Wallace:
I'm obsessed with the hidden vote
Todd:
for Trump?
Wallace
oh no Trumpers are loud and proud
Todd:
that does seem to be the case
Wallace:
I'm talking about
the
hidden Hillary Clinton vote
Guthrie:
imagine if James Comey
had
tired harder to elect Donald Trump
Todd:
he did his best Savannah
Guthrie:
I suppose he did
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
