Guests:
Governor
Jon Kasich (R-OH)
Reince
Priebus – Chair RNC
Rep.
Sean Duffy (R-WI)
Charlie
Sykes
Craig
Gilbert
Donna
Brazile
Matthew
Dowd
Hugh
Hewitt
Juan
Williams
had the worst week ever!
Stephanopoulos: his campaign manager
was charged with battery
Trump: she grabbed me!
Stephanopoulos: then he was
asked about abortion
Trump: there has to be some
form of punishment
Cruz: women are infantile victims!
Trump: I'm actually pro choice
Stephanopoulos: then he said would get
out of NATO and let Asia go nuclear
Kasich what the fuck?
Obama: he's an idiot
Stephanopoulos: polls shows
Cruz leading in Wisconsin
Trump: I am winning !
Stephanopoulos: panel was this
the tipping point for Donald Trump?
Dowd: he's crazy and it's getting worse
Stephanopoulos: but he's made mistakes
before and come back better than ever
Hewitt: he's a human car crash
Stephanopoulos: women hate him
Brazile: women are a majority of voters
and even Republican women despise him
Stephanopoulos: but this week he actually
expressed regret over something
Williams: the pro-life movement doesn't
want to punish women – we just want to punish doctors!
Stephanopoulos: what about a lady doctor?
Williams: a what?
Brazile: woot
Williams: every single demographic
loathes the man
Dowd: his support is not dropping off
– but he has just peaked
Stephanopoulos: he's hit is ceiling
Stephanopoulos: welcome Governor Kasich
Kasich: hiya
Stephanopoulos: what about abortion
Kasich: I hope they repeal roe v wade
Stephanopoulos: what about constitutional restrictions
Kasich: you say that
Stephanopoulos: they're your words sir
Kasich: whatever
Stephanopoulos: so how about it?
Kasich: I oppose abortion except when I don't
Stephanopoulos: how do you ban it?
Kasich: I don't really care
Stephanopoulos: if abortion is murder
why not give women life in prison
Kasich: because I don't give a shit either way
Stephanopoulos: I see
Kasich: look abortion is murder
except for rape
Stephanopoulos: would you punish doctors?
Kasich: stop asking me questions!
Stephanopoulos: but you're a governor right now
Kasich: it's a boring job
Stephanopoulos: I see
Kasich: just make me President already!
Stephanopoulos: here's a tv ad tying
you to George Soros and Barack Obama
Kasich: that's pretty funny
Stephanopoulos: it is weird
Kasich: it's a smear but frankly I'm not interested
Stephanopoulos: why are you running?
Kasich: to cut taxes for rich people
Stephanopoulos: I see
Kasich: did you know that most people
have no idea who I am
Stephanopoulos: actually I can believe that
Kasich: I'm going to win NYC and Pennsylvania !
Stephanopoulos: your only hope is a
contested convention but you fail even there
Kasich: oh I don't care about that
Stephanopoulos: I see
Kasich: there are no rules!
Stephanopoulos: right
Kasich: I beat Hillary!
Stephanopoulos: good for you
Kasich: also I have foreign policy knowledge
Stephanopoulos: perhaps
Kasich: this is going to be so much fun!
Stephanopoulos: they're going to
steal the nomination from Trump
Kasich: an open convention is a magical time
when old establishment white guys who won
only one state are given the nomination
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: welcome Reince
Priebus: hello George
Stephanopoulos: Trump's team is
calling for Days of Rage!
Priebus: there's no mystery here –
just enforcement of non-existent rules
Stephanopoulos: will Kasich be
barred from the convention?
Priebus: maybe but he could still
be nominated by acclamation
Stephanopoulos: that's interesting
Priebus: the Rules committee will
review the Rules and make up new
Rules or maybe not
Stephanopoulos: be honest Reince
there are no rules
Priebus: you're right
Stephanopoulos: wow
Priebus: but candidates still have to
have some support somewhere
Stephanopoulos: how comforting
Priebus: we're gonna a have a
perfectly normal multi-ballot convention
Stephanopoulos: Trump won't be
bound by the pledge
Priebus: we expect candidates
to keep their promises
Stephanopoulos: well he's not going to
Priebus: he's bluffing!
Stephanopoulos: I don't think he is
Priebus: he's signed a binding
contract in exchange for resources
Stephanopoulos: is that a threat?
Priebus: darn right it is
Stephanopoulos: women hate Trump
and it's hurting the GOP
Priebus: we're an open party welcoming to all
Stephanopoulos: not with Trump you aren't
Priebus: oh god [ starts sobbing ]
Stephanopoulos: do you need your binkie?
Priebus: this is not happening!!
Stephanopoulos: there there
[ hands Reince a tissue ]
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Donald Trump came on
your show although you hate him
Sykes: in Wisconsin we value decency
and rationality and reasonableness
Stephanopoulos: i've heard that
Sykes: also beer and brats and
fried fish and beer
Stephanopoulos: you said beer twice
Sykes: well it's important
Stephanopoulos: do you support Ted Cruz?
Sykes: we prefer Ryan and Walker
Stephanopoulos: I see
Sykes: Trump is a scam artist
Stephanopoulos: whoa
Gilbert: the GOP here is united and we
don't like Trump's attacks on the establishment
Stephanopoulos: but also Cruz attacks the establishment
Gilbert: but he's so bad at it
Stephanopoulos: you believe there are
many Trump supporters in your state
Duffy: people love him up here –
thousands of people came out in the
cold to see that fluffy headed lunatic
Duffy: but Ted Cruz is everyones fifth choice
Sykes: Duffy is delusional –
people are repelled by Trump
Stephanopoulos: ooh
Sykes: people here love Ted Cruz
Duffy: I'm in the north woods and
they love America and hate Mexicans
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