Guests:
Hillary
Clinton
Reince
Priebus – Chair RNC
Ron
Johnson
Charles
Benson
David
Brooks
Helene
Cooper
Amy
Walter
Todd:
omg Trump might finally be collapsing
Todd:
his campaign manager
was
charged with battery
Todd:
the he said there should more nukes
Todd:
he was said women
should
be punished for abortion
Todd:
the he flip-flopped on abortion
and
now he's going to lose Wisconsin
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Secretary Clinton
Clinton:
nice to be here Ted
Todd:
so how about that Trump?
Clinton:
Trump is outrageous!
Todd:
you're running an ad saying
we
should not punch people which
is a jab Trump
Clinton:
it's time to argue for basic values
– good
old fashioned New York city values
Todd:
got it
Clinton:
immigrants built the statue of liberty!
Todd:
you include footage of a Trump
supporter
punching someone
which
is pretty provocative
Clinton:
he's inciting violence –
we
need to bring people together
Todd:
and you're attacking someone
just
for committing an unprovoked assault
Clinton:
Trump said he would pay legal
fees
of violent criminals who hurt people!
Todd:
Trump has five positions on abortion
– isn't
that better than you because you only have one
Clinton:
I can't tell what's up with that guy
Todd:
what's you position?
Clinton:
it's a constitutional
right
to make that decision
Todd:
okay
Clinton:
it goes to core of the right to privacy
Todd:
what does a unborn have
constitutional rights
Clinton:
they don't
Todd:
not even the right to carry a gun?
Clinton:
of course we should help
mothers
get medical care but that
doesn't
include taking away women's rights
Todd:
are there any limits on the right to choose
Clinton:
sure under roe v wade
in the third trimester
Todd:
whoa hold off on all the lady parts medical jargon
Clinton:
some say would not even
have
exceptions for the health of the mother
Todd:
would you
Clinton:
I've seen forced abortion in
China
and forced birth in Romania
Todd:
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
Clinton:
truly you get around
Todd:
what is the Sanders campaign lying about?
Clinton:
I've been working to
get
us off fossil fuels for years!
Todd:
how's that coming?
Clinton:
I woked on worked on global
climate
agreements as Secretary of State
Todd:
good for you
Clinton:
Sanders' claim got three pinocchoios
Todd:
gonna fact-check that
Clinton:
the kids don't do their research
Todd:
who can these days
Clinton:
the American people want manufacturing again!
Todd:
Sanders accused you of bribery again
Clinton:
what else is new
Todd:
will you release your speeches
to Goldman Sachs?
Clinton:
I have a record of being
tough
on Wall Street
Todd:
you do
Clinton:
they all hate me!
Todd:
you must be so proud
Clinton:
we need to take on the hedge funds!
Todd:
but you have a history of being secretive
Clinton:
that's not true
Todd:
oh no?
Clinton:
yes but all the documents
that
prove that are hidden
Todd:
all right then
Clinton:
where are Trey Gowdy's e mails?
Todd:
has the FBI reached out to you?
Clinton:
no but I'd love to talk to them
Todd:
you would?
Clinton:
yes I've heard
Ted
Cruz is the Zodiac killer
Todd:
are you worried?
Clinton:
not at all
Todd:
are you going to debate
Sanders
in New York?
Clinton:
we keep offering Sanders
dates
and he keeps turning them down
Todd:
that's weird because
old
people love prunes
Todd:
do you want to debate?
Clinton:
I'd love it
Todd:
he's proposed Sunday night
Clinton:
I can't do Sunday night
– I
live tweet The Walking Dead
Todd:
of course
Clinton:
how about Thursday?
Todd:
no – Sanders can't miss
How
to Get Away With Murder
Clinton:
ok well nice to be here
Todd:
you too
[
break ]
Todd:
omg Donald Trump had five
positions
on abortion in one week
Trump:
there has to be some
form of punishment
Trump:
Mexicans are rapists
Trump:
I love soldiers who aren't captured
Trump:
Carly Fiorina has an ugly face
Trump:
We should ban muslims
Trump:
torture works!
Trump:
Islam hates us
Trump:
I might nuke Europe
Coulter:
I like him but he's mentally ill
Todd:
77% of hispanics hate him
Todd:
but he may still be the nominee!
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Reince
Priebus:
hi Todd
Todd:
will there be an open
and
contested convention?
Priebus:
yes it is likely
god
help me
Todd:
gosh
Priebus:
we will respect
the
voice of the voters
Todd:
are you sure about that?
Priebus:
the delegates choose the
nominee
but they are chosen by the people
Todd:
are there any rules at all?
Priebus:
I have no idea
Todd:
are you really head of the RNC?
Priebus:
the old rules were written
by
Romney and he's an idiot
Todd:
I see
Priebus:
the new rules will be
written by smart
people like Donald
Trump and Ted and Cruz
Todd:
Trump is mad about the
delegate
process – is that fair that
some
Trump delegates hate him?
Priebus:
they're bound to Trump
for two whole votes!
Todd:
okay then
Priebus:
look Trump should have
gamed the system
Todd:
can Trump win an election?
Priebus:
when Clinton is indicted
the
democrats may have an open convention!
Todd:
will the RNC help vet the Vice President?
Priebus:
did you know the delegates
choose the VP too?
Todd:
oh my god
[
break ]
Todd:
Wisconsin invented
the
primary – so thanks for that
Todd:
then in 1960 JFK took
the
primary and won the Presidency
Todd:
and in 1976 Gerald Ford
won
because of Bart Starr
Todd:
and Jimmy Carter took a
late win from Udall
Todd:
Trump is in trouble in Wisconsin!
Benson:
conservative talk radio
has
been hammering Trump for weeks!
Benson:
then Walker endorsed Cruz!
Todd:
how are you doing David
Brooks:
I'm sad and defeated
Brooks:
the Republican party
can't stop Trump
Brooks:
the only way he can be
stopped
is if kills a guy on live tv
Todd:
they're trying to game
the system to stop him
Walter:
they either wreck the party
with
Trump or without him
Walter:
of course they can stop him –
but
it will look unfair and he will
take
his followers with him
Todd:
what do folks at the
Pentagon
think of all this?
Cooper:
they're appalled
Todd:
whoa
Cooper:
I was on a battleship
and they're shocked
Todd:
that makes sense
Cooper:
contrast Trump with the
mature
statesman Barack Obama
Cooper:
he's scaring the Beltway
with nuke talk
Todd:
do people like Cruz?
Benson:
no the just they hate Trump
Trump:
so why not support Jon Kasich?
Benson:
because they're desperate to stop Donald Trump
Trump:
so who will be the nominee?
Brooks:
it will be Trump and it will
be
a disaster may he rot in hell
Todd:
omg will Trump destroy
the Republican party?
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Senator Johnson
Johnson:
nice to be here Ted
Todd:
who are you voting for?
Johsnon:
hell if I know
Todd:
you won't say or you're undecided?
Johnson:
who the heck knows
Todd:
you say Trumps helps the GOP
Johnson:
I'm a complete
outsider
like the Donald
Todd:
right
Johnson:
he will grow the economy!
Todd:
perhaps
Johnson:
here in Wisconsin we have
some
of America's best talk show hosts
Todd:
you're implying you're anti-Trump
Johnson
yes I am
Todd:
oooh
Johnson:
Mitt Romney told me
he
would be a one-term president
Todd:
interesting
Johnson:
I've decided not to vote for Clinton
Todd:
what advice would you
give Trump to win?
Johnson:
show the voters your
vision of how
to defeat Clinton
because it won't be easy
Todd:
true enough
Todd:
if Garland were replacing a
liberal would you have a vote?
Johnson:
no it's a firm principle
Todd:
so no votes on a nominee
ever
in 8th year of a Presidency
Johnson:
no he just doesn't
love
guns enough
Todd:
thanks for coming
Johnson:
you too
[
break ]
Sanders:
we've won 6 out of 7 caucuses
so
super delegates should vote for us
Todd:
if superdelegates did what Sanders
wants
she would increase her lead lol
Walter:
he's very impressive
but
Sanders can't win – it's math
Todd:
Todd: he's toast isn't he
Walter:
democrats are having a
skirmish
but the GOP is having nuclear war
Benson:
in 1910 Milwaukee
elected a socialist mayor
Brooks:
Sanders voted in the election
Todd:
LOL
Brooks:
Clinton is also unpopular
Cooper:
you asked Clinton about abortion
and
she gave a thorough informed answer
and
Trump is asked the same and sounds
like a crazy person
Cooper:
Trump is nuts which benefits Hillary
Todd:
GOP delegates may see
this
and reject Trump
Walter:
Republicans don't want to
win
in 2016 – they want guys who share
their
wacko values like Trump
Cooper:
well then they will lose again
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
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