Guests:
Jon
Karl
Pierre
Thomas
Sen.
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Rep.
William Clay (D-MO)
David
Remnick
James
Carville
Greta
Van Susteren
Ana
Navarro
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Hillary
Clinton's
e-mails
is biggest scandal ever!!
Karl:
John Boehner is going to have
a
House investigation into her
e-mails!
Karl:
Clinton has mishandled this scandal!!
Karl:
she violated State Dept policy!!
Clinton:
I followed all laws and regulations!
Karl:
you waited to turn your e-mails over!
Karl:
she's hiding something!
Karl:
but she's still popular!
Karl:
but the State department
didn't
preserve any e-mails!!
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
this is so terrible
for Hillary
Carville:
this is a big bunch of nothin!
Stephanopoulos:
really?
Carville:
it's like wrestling an
alligator
in a pool of warm piss
Van
Susteren: maybe she did
follow
the law but it's still wrong
Stephanopoulos:
why
Van
Susteren: what was she thinking?
Navarro:
she's paranoid and secretive
Carville:
aw bullshit
Navarro:
with the Clintons come
drama
and scandals
Carville:
that's like saying a
rooster
comes
with an umbrella and a fifth of whiskey
Remnick:
let get to the real
issue here –
I
cannot understand
what James is saying
Stephanopoulos:
none of us can David
Remnick:
Hillary Clinton is
acting
like we are stupid
Carville:
maybe y'all is stupid
Remnick:
look I'm a
liberal
but this is deflating
Carville:
it's like a balloon made
of
grasshopppers and gravy
Remnick:
this brings back bad memories
of
all the fake
scandals of the 90s
Van
Susteren: this won't change
a
single vote for or against her
Stephanopoulos:
maybe she did
nothing wrong
but she didn't spin
this fake scandal very well
Carville:
there is a double
standard for the Clintons
Navarro:
they think the rules
don't apply to them
Carville:
Jeb Bush hid his e-mails too
Navarro:
it's different because Jeb
used
personal e-mail before
he was
governor
so that makes it okay
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Navarro:
also he's
disclosed
some
e-mails
Stephanopoulos:
but only a small
fraction – that's
just a fact
Carville:
he's hiding 90% of his e-mails!
Navarro:
okay let's say it's
exactly
the
same – Bush got better press
out
of his scandal therefore
he wins
Carville:
exactly my point – there is
a
double standard applied to the Clintons
Navarro:
forget the merits –
the
truth has a liberal bias anyway
Remnick:
with all due respect
trading accusations
is sad what
with war in the middle east
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break ]
Stephanopoulos:
meanwhile Obama
is
in the middle of negotiations with Iran
over
nuclear weapons and the GOP
sent
fan mail to the Ayatollah
Obama:
I'm embarrassed for the
Republicans
– what moron sends
a
letter to the Ayatollah?
McCain:
okay maybe that letter
was
stupid in retrospect
Rubio:
you're not bombing ISIS
because
you love Iran so much
Kerry:
you sir are a true idiot
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Sentaor
Blunt
Blunt:
good morning George
Stephanopoulos:
you sent a letter to the
Ayatollah
telling him not give up his nuclear
weapons
program – how
stupid was that?
Blunt:
it was a great idea
– it
was essentially an op-ed
Stephanopoulos:
addressed to
a foreign
leader
in the middle of direct delicate
talks
with the U.S. President
Blunt:
I suppose
Stephanopoulos:
this letter will
make it
harder
to convince
our allies to apply
sanctions
on Iran you claim you want!
Blunt:
I will not cede
foreign
policy to the U.N.!
Stephanopoulos:
um okay
Blunt:
Obama is giving away the store!
Stephanopoulos:
what would you
suggest?
Blunt:
no deal is better than a bad deal!
Stephanopoulos:
so you want a
deal
with Iran just a better one?
Blunt:
why are we moving toward
Iran
building a nuclear bomb?
Stephanopoulos:
the administration
says
it's trying to stop exactly
that
Stephanopoulos:
let's talk
about
Hillary's e-mails!
Blunt:
the Clintons think the
rules don't apply to them!
Stephanopoulos:
Republicans in
Congress
don't
keep copies their e-mails either
Blunt:
that's
totally different
Stephanopoulos:
why is
it different?
Blunt:
Secretaries of State are special
and
must preserve all their e-mails!
Stephanopoulos:
Colin Powell
didn't
keep a single e-mail
Blunt:
he's a saint and the Clintons are bad!
Stephanopoulos:
what about Ferguson?
Blunt:
a lot of
those protesters
were violent
Stephanopoulos:
okay
Blunt:
the police should be more militarized!
Stephanopoulos:
of course
Blunt:
we need more charter schools!
Stephanopoulos:
you don't
need
to be coy Roy
Blunt:
bye George
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos: omg there
is more
turmoil
in Ferguson - I
didn't think
that
was possible
Thomas:
Ferguson was just
about to
begin
healing then two
cops were shot
Holder:
this was a damn punk!
Thomas:
the Police Chief and City Manager
quit
after the DOJ report
showed the
whole
town is a corrupt racist mess
Obama:
the entire
city was violating
the
Constitution and
shaking down
African-Americans
while letting
white people break the law with impunity
Thomas:
there's a shooter on the
loose
and protests continue
Stephanopoulos:
have they
caught
the killer?
Clay:
no but we pray for the
recovery
of the police officer
Stephanopoulos:
do support
recalling
this incompetent Mayor?
Clay:
well they have city elections
soon
so we'll see how that plays out
Stephanopoulos:
what about the DOJ
report
Clay:
the whole city government
was
extorting black people!
Stephanopoulos:
should the
police
force be dismantled?
Clay:
damn right it should!
Stephanopoulos:
wow
Clay:
you can't have a police force
dedicated
to violating the law and
Constitution
against people based on race!
Stephanopoulos:
or just committing
crimes in general
Clay:
now you're getting
it
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
Clay:
you're welcome
[
break ]
Scott
Walker: Bush is an
old
failed name from the past!
Jeb
Bush: Walker has
no spine
Walker:
Bush a poopyhead!
Bush:
Walker is a weenie!
Stephanopoulos:
Ana you love Jeb
Bush
Navarro:
the Democrats are doomed!
Carville:
I love watching Republicans fight!
Van
Susteren: Bush has to convince
people
that he's not his brother the
bad
President
or his other brother the shady
savings
and loan crook
Remnick:
why do we keep nominating
people
from the same family?
Navarro:
Walker is a flip flopper!
Stephanopoulos:
the Iran letter
is backfiring
and even Bibi is
in trouble
back home
Remnick:
voters in Israel
care about jobs
Carville:
it's the economy stupid!
Remnick:
the letter to Iran was
condescending
and absurd and
comical
and altogether fucked up
Van
Susteren: that letter was horrific
but
Obama shouldn't do an end
run
against Congress
Stephanopoulos:
there's much
precedent
for
Obama making a deal on his own though
Sustern:
I don't care – we should
have
new set of standards for Obama
Carville:
Bibi done fucked up!
Stephanopoulos:
it would seem so
Carville:
he's like a catfish in a
barn full of
armadillos!
Stephanopoulos:
I love how weird
you are
Carville:
it was really stupid!
Stephanopoulos:
thanks everybody
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