Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Rep. William Clay (D-MO)
Greta Van Susteren
Stephanopoulos: OMG Hillary Clinton's
e-mails is biggest scandal ever!!
Karl: John Boehner is going to have
a House investigation into her e-mails!
Karl: Clinton has mishandled this scandal!!
Karl: she violated State Dept policy!!
Clinton: I followed all laws and regulations!
Karl: you waited to turn your e-mails over!
Karl: she's hiding something!
Karl: but she's still popular!
Karl: but the State department
didn't preserve any e-mails!!
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Stephanopoulos: this is so terrible for Hillary
Carville: this is a big bunch of nothin!
Carville: it's like wrestling an
alligator in a pool of warm piss
Van Susteren: maybe she did
follow the law but it's still wrong
Van Susteren: what was she thinking?
Navarro: she's paranoid and secretive
Carville: aw bullshit
Navarro: with the Clintons come
drama and scandals
Carville: that's like saying a rooster
comes with an umbrella and a fifth of whiskey
Remnick: let get to the real issue here –
I cannot understand what James is saying
Stephanopoulos: none of us can David
Remnick: Hillary Clinton is
acting like we are stupid
Carville: maybe y'all is stupid
Remnick: look I'm a
liberal but this is deflating
Carville: it's like a balloon made
of grasshopppers and gravy
Remnick: this brings back bad memories
of all the fake scandals of the 90s
Van Susteren: this won't change
a single vote for or against her
Stephanopoulos: maybe she did
nothing wrong but she didn't spin
this fake scandal very well
Carville: there is a double
standard for the Clintons
Navarro: they think the rules
don't apply to them
Carville: Jeb Bush hid his e-mails too
Navarro: it's different because Jeb
used personal e-mail before he was
governor so that makes it okay
Stephanopoulos: I see
Navarro: also he's disclosed some e-mails
Stephanopoulos: but only a small
fraction – that's just a fact
Carville: he's hiding 90% of his e-mails!
Navarro: okay let's say it's exactly
the same – Bush got better press
out of his scandal therefore he wins
Carville: exactly my point – there is
a double standard applied to the Clintons
Navarro: forget the merits –
the truth has a liberal bias anyway
Remnick: with all due respect
trading accusations is sad what
with war in the middle east
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Stephanopoulos: meanwhile Obama
is in the middle of negotiations with Iran
over nuclear weapons and the GOP
sent fan mail to the Ayatollah
Obama: I'm embarrassed for the
Republicans – what moron sends
a letter to the Ayatollah?
McCain: okay maybe that letter
was stupid in retrospect
Rubio: you're not bombing ISIS
because you love Iran so much
Kerry: you sir are a true idiot
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: welcome Sentaor Blunt
Blunt: good morning George
Stephanopoulos: you sent a letter to the
Ayatollah telling him not give up his nuclear
weapons program – how stupid was that?
Blunt: it was a great idea
– it was essentially an op-ed
Stephanopoulos: addressed to a foreign
leader in the middle of direct delicate
talks with the U.S. President
Blunt: I suppose
Stephanopoulos: this letter will make it
harder to convince our allies to apply
sanctions on Iran you claim you want!
Blunt: I will not cede foreign
policy to the U.N.!
Stephanopoulos: um okay
Blunt: Obama is giving away the store!
Stephanopoulos: what would you suggest?
Blunt: no deal is better than a bad deal!
Stephanopoulos: so you want a
deal with Iran just a better one?
Blunt: why are we moving toward
Iran building a nuclear bomb?
Stephanopoulos: the administration
says it's trying to stop exactly that
Stephanopoulos: let's talk
about Hillary's e-mails!
Blunt: the Clintons think the
rules don't apply to them!
Stephanopoulos: Republicans in Congress
don't keep copies their e-mails either
Blunt: that's totally different
Stephanopoulos: why is it different?
Blunt: Secretaries of State are special
and must preserve all their e-mails!
Stephanopoulos: Colin Powell
didn't keep a single e-mail
Blunt: he's a saint and the Clintons are bad!
Stephanopoulos: what about Ferguson?
Blunt: a lot of those protesters were violent
Blunt: the police should be more militarized!
Stephanopoulos: of course
Blunt: we need more charter schools!
Stephanopoulos: you don't
need to be coy Roy
Blunt: bye George
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Stephanopoulos: omg there is more
turmoil in Ferguson - I didn't think
that was possible
Thomas: Ferguson was just about to
begin healing then two cops were shot
Holder: this was a damn punk!
Thomas: the Police Chief and City Manager
quit after the DOJ report showed the
whole town is a corrupt racist mess
Obama: the entire city was violating
the Constitution and shaking down
African-Americans while letting
white people break the law with impunity
Thomas: there's a shooter on the
loose and protests continue
Stephanopoulos: have they
caught the killer?
Clay: no but we pray for the
recovery of the police officer
Stephanopoulos: do support
recalling this incompetent Mayor?
Clay: well they have city elections
soon so we'll see how that plays out
Stephanopoulos: what about the DOJ report
Clay: the whole city government
was extorting black people!
Stephanopoulos: should the
police force be dismantled?
Clay: damn right it should!
Clay: you can't have a police force
dedicated to violating the law and
Constitution against people based on race!
Stephanopoulos: or just committing
crimes in general
Clay: now you're getting it
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming
Clay: you're welcome
[ break ]
Scott Walker: Bush is an old
failed name from the past!
Jeb Bush: Walker has no spine
Walker: Bush a poopyhead!
Bush: Walker is a weenie!
Stephanopoulos: Ana you love Jeb Bush
Navarro: the Democrats are doomed!
Carville: I love watching Republicans fight!
Van Susteren: Bush has to convince
people that he's not his brother the bad
President or his other brother the shady
savings and loan crook
Remnick: why do we keep nominating
people from the same family?
Navarro: Walker is a flip flopper!
Stephanopoulos: the Iran letter
is backfiring and even Bibi is
in trouble back home
Remnick: voters in Israel care about jobs
Carville: it's the economy stupid!
Remnick: the letter to Iran was
condescending and absurd and
comical and altogether fucked up
Van Susteren: that letter was horrific
but Obama shouldn't do an end
run against Congress
Stephanopoulos: there's much precedent
for Obama making a deal on his own though
Sustern: I don't care – we should
have new set of standards for Obama
Carville: Bibi done fucked up!
Stephanopoulos: it would seem so
Carville: he's like a catfish in a
barn full of armadillos!
Stephanopoulos: I love how weird you are
Carville: it was really stupid!
Stephanopoulos: thanks everybody