Guests:
Martha
Raddatz
Lon
Snowden
Bruce
Fein
Sen.
Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
Rep.
Ed Royce (R-CA)
Rep.
Joaquin Castro (D-TX)
Rep.
Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Donna
Brazile
George Will
Stephanopoulos:
hey Martha are those
embassies
ever going to re-open or what?
Raddatz:
we scared those terrorists
off
with our panic
Stephanopoulos:
Obama said Ed Snowden
is
'not a patriot' and a 'dweeb'
Raddatz:
they want him to come back but
also
that he's terribly damaged American security
Stephanopoulos:
is your son open to a deal?
Snowden:
I'm not
Stephanopoulos:
not at all
Snowden:
the goal should be justice!
Fein:
we're going to visit Ed in Moscow
Stephanopoulos:
that should be fun
just
don't be openly gay
Fein:
Ed is a patriot since he saved
his
nation from his government
Stephanopoulos:
clever
Snowden:
the President is a in tough
spot
but my son has sacrificed a lot
Stephanopoulos:
are you insisting
on
choosing the venue for his trial?
Fein:
no just not Virginia which is
full
of government bureaucrats and spies
Stephanopoulos:
well he did break the law
Fein:
not necessarily - he had a First Amendment
right
to disclose those secrets
Stephanopoulos:
that seems like a stretch
Fein:
how is supposed to go to Diane Feinstein
-
she thinks he's a traitor and
kept
all these secrets for seven years
Snowden:
if my son went to Peter King
he
would have him killed an buried under
the
Capitol with William Howard Taft
and
Jimmy Hoffa
Stephanopoulos:
Bob would Ed Snowden have
gotten
a fair hearing if he had gone to Congress?
Menendez:
oh sure he would have –
but
instead he undermined the national
security
of the United States
Stephanopoulos:
Dana Rohrabacher thinks
Snowden
is a hero for exposing how evil Obama is
Royce:
the Master Bombmaker is teaching
his
apprentices to make bombs in America!
Stephanopoulos:
oh my
Royce:
this guy Snowden helped
Al-Qaeda
kill Americans!
Stephanopoulos:
yikes
Royce:
also Putin is a former head of the KGB
– hardly
a civil rights advocate
Menendez:
Putin is an authoritarian gay-hating jerk
Stephanopoulos:
can Ed Snowden get a
fair trial in the U.S.?
Royce:
sure he can – a lot better than people
get
in China or Russia
Stephanopoulos:
Jon what's up in Iowa?
Karl:
I got an exclusive interview with Donald Trump!
Stephanopoulos:
sweet
Karl:
will you run for President
Trump:
well I am amazing
Karl:
are you a joke?
Trump:
I am a beautiful man with a lot of money
Karl:
how much would spend to run for President?
Trump:
a million dollars
Karl:
what about Paul Ryan?
Trump:
He's great but he wants to cut Medicare
which
people seem to like
Karl:
what about Chris Christie?
Trump:
he's a loudmouth bully - I love him
Karl:
you were obsessed with the
President's birth certificate
Trump:
it's very important issue also
we're
not supposed to use the n word anymore
Karl:
you believe the President was
born in America now
Trump:
no why should I?
Karl:
are you crazy?
Trump:
our country is being ripped apart by China!
Karl:
is Ted Cruz eligible to be President
even
though he was born in Canada?
Trump:
maybe not
Karl:
maybe he is?
Trump:
who can say?
Karl:
should the government be shut
down
to eliminate Obamacare?
Trump:
sure why not
Karl:
how can Republicans beat Hillary Clinton?
Trump:
nominate me
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
what if Hillary Clinton doesn't run?
Brazile:
Democrats like Elizabeth Warren
or Biden or Cuomo
Stephanopoulos:
interesting
Brazile:
but if Hillary runs it will be a coronation
Stephanopoulos:
Sarah Palin is on
the
Rand Paul runaway train
Gohmert:
people go to Iowa for the fried butter
Will:
the Democrats will win again in 2016
– count
on it
Castro:
if the GOP nominates a tea partier
it
will be 1964 all over again
Gohmert:
we can win on a platform
of
eliminating all income taxes
Will:
Rand Paul has the inside track!
Castro:
the GOP will probably disappear soon
Stephanopoulos:
wow
No comments:
Post a Comment