Guests:
Mayor
Dave Bing (D-Detroit)
Van
Jones
Matthew
Dowd
Dana
Perino
Pierre
Thomas
Cokie Roberts
Stephanopoulos:
omg the President quietly
admitted
this Friday that's he black!!
Audience:
no!
Obama:
people used to hold their
valuables
tightly when I was around
Stephanopoulos:
to be fair that
still
happens to Vladimir Putin
Obama:
could Trayvon had
stood
his ground?
Audience:
oooh
Obama:
we're a more perfect union
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break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Detroit is bankrupt
Bing:
we're coming back!!
Stephanopoulos:
did you ask the
government
to bail you at?
Bing:
not yet – first we have
to
talk to our creditors
Stephanopoulos:
but everybody
these
days gets federal help
Bing:
I know – that's part of the problem
– Obama
might say no
Stephanopoulos:
oh come on –
you
know you want some of
those
sweet federal dollars
Bing:
George you don't understand –
we
don't just need a little cash –
the
city is in big trouble!
Stephanopoulos:
some low-level judge
threw
out your bankruptcy claim
Bing:
screw that George – we're in a crisis!
Stephanopoulos:
do white people
in
Michigan hate Detroit?
Bing:
of course but that's not important
right
now – anyway it will hurt
white
suburbs if Detroit fails
Stephanopoulos:
is Detroit going to change?
Bing:
the Downtown is hot!
Stephanopoulos:
it's hot everywhere
Bing:
but our neighborhoods
are
awful and services suck
Stephanopoulos:
sounds delightful
Bing:
we're coming back! I swear!
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming Chandler
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Obama stood
his
ground as a black man!
Dowd:
it was important to quell
all
the black violence after the verdict
Stephanopoulos:
what violence?
Dowd:
the riots in my mind
Jones:
Matthew Dowd there
was
no violence
Dowd:
there still could be
[
fingers crossed ]
Jones:
the President words
were
very personal
Stephanopoulos:
too personal?
Jones:
other Presidents have talked
openly
about being black Irish
Perino:
Obama is trying to calm
people
down to stop black people from
rioting
when there are no civil rights
charges
against Zimmerman
Thomas:
at least Zimmerman isn't
going
to get his damn gun back
Roberts:
I think Sasha and Malia
made
their Dad talk to the nation
Dowd:
let's face it – Stand Your Ground
makes
people want to shoot other people
Roberts:
Trayvon should've carried
and
gun and shot the nut stalking him
Thomas:
if Trayvon had shot that
guy
he would be in prison for life
Perino:
the President should have
addressed
the case where two
black
teenagers shot a baby
Jones:
a black woman fires a warning
shot
and gets 20 years while Zimmerman
kills
a kid and gets off
Stephanopoulos:
it happens
Jones:
white conservatives keep bringing
up
shootings in Chicago – what if there is
a
silent majority of Jack-Kemp-conservatives
who
care about urban areas and black people?
Stephanopoulos:
indeed and what if
flying
unicorns take over the Senate?
Dowd:
if I were a Republican candidate
for
President I would focus on
fixing
inner cities – GOP primary
voters
would love that
Perino:
George W. Bush showed he cared about poor people by enacted No Child
Left Behind
Stephanopoulos:
he united a divided
nation
hating that law
Roberts:
and now we are less divided as a nation
Dowd:
but we have a huge class divide
between
the rich and the rest of you peons
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming everyone
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