Guests:
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
Rep
David Schweikert (R-AZ)
Steve Inskeep
George Will
Donna Brazile
Chris Hughes
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Raddatz: Welcome Senator
McCain –
what's the deal with
immigration reform?
McCain: frankly we have
some awesome ideas
Raddatz: good to know
McCain: honestly
Republicans have finally
realized we will never win
another election
if we don't stop
alienating all those brown people
Raddatz: will the new law include
a path to
citizenship?
McCain: did you know most of the
drugs
in America come from Mexico?
Raddatz: even Viagra?
McCain: that's why we need
reform!
Raddatz: you have
flip-flopped on citizenship
McCain: we have armed
guards in
the U.S. Senate while half of all the
old people Arizona are killed
by
illegal Mexican terrorists
Raddatz: wow
McCain: but let's face it
–
we need those spanish
voters
Raddatz: Obama is the
President –
how to you feel about
that?
McCain: it makes my face
explode
Raddatz: the most
important thing
in the world is Benghazi
McCain: Obama ignored the
warnings!
Raddatz: like all the
warnings before 9/11?
McCain: 7 hours went by!
Raddatz: haven't most of
those
questions been answered?
McCain: it was the High
Holy Day of 9/11!
Raddatz: fascinating
McCain: what was Obama
doing while
our consulate being
attacked?
Playing golf? Watching movies?
Remembering
how he beat me in 2008?
Raddatz: could be all
three – he is a multi-tasker
McCain: Africa is
detoriating since we got Qaddafi!
Raddatz: you want to arm
the rebels in Syria
McCain: yes – this time
I promise
the middle east war will
be fun
Raddatz: you trust the
rebels?
McCain: yes – I've met
them
Raddatz: well you also met
Sarah Palin
McCain: that's a low blow
Martha
Raddatz: will you vote for
Obama's former
Republican defense
secretary?
McCain: no he's too
liberal
Raddatz: what makes you
say that
McCain: he believes in
evolution and
doesn't want to lauch a
war with Iran
Raddatz: do you support
women in combat
McCain: yes but they must
have the
same mental competency as
people like me
Raddatz: that's a high bar
indeed
[ break ]
Raddatz: Senator you're
hispanic –
what about immigration?
Menendez: it seems the GOP
has
finally seen the light
Raddatz: what do you want
from Obama?
Menendez: a pathway to
citizenship
and also a pardon
Raddatz: shouldn't the
President
reach out more to
Republicans?
Menendez: he tried that in
his first term
Raddatz: but not this week
Menendez: he invited all
the hispanics
in Congress to the White
House
Raddatz: he could have
tried to find at
least one Republican
member of color
Menendez: like John
Boehner?
Raddatz: isn't Benghazi a
huge deal
Menendez: no it was always
a fake scandal
Raddatz: do you supports
Chuck Hagel?
Menendez: I am concerned
he
may not love Israel enough
Raddatz: will he be
confirmed?
Menendez: probably
Raddatz: where do you come
down
on the Frank Lautenberg / Cory Booker feud?
Menendez: oh I'm not
touching that one
Raddatz: do you think
Booker was
disrespectful to that 89
year old crank?
Menendez: Martha if I've
learned one
thing in Jersey politics
it's when two friends
are fighting to get the
hell out of the way
[ break ]
Raddatz: panel it looks
like we may an
immigration agreement with
a path to citizenship
Will: sure now that no one
wants to
move to America anymore
Raddatz: ironic indeed
Will: to deport 11 million
people would
require buses from San
Diego to Alaska
so of course we need to
build a human pipeline
Schweikert: People in my
district live
in fear of non-existent Mexicans
Raddatz: chris you were
Mark Zuckerberg's
freshman roommate and so bought
The New Republic
Hughes: yes I was – can the
President lead?
Brazile: Obama closed the
borders!
Raddatz: Benghazi!
Benghazi!
Will: I think we have
wrung this issue dry
Inskeep: no one cares what
is said
on Sunday talk shows
Raddatz: except for this
one!
Raddatz: should women
serve in combat?
Will: only if they can
carry a 265 lb. man 100 yards
Raddatz: George no dude
can do that
Will: harrumph
Raddatz: thanks for coming
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