Host:
Martha Raddatz
Guests:
Christiane
Amanpour
Rep.
Carl Levin (D-MI)
Rep.
Peter King (D-NY)
Rep.
Nancy Pelosi
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Raddatz:
wow it sounds like there might
be
more violence in the middle east
Audience:
that's new
Reporter:
indeed the Israeli Navy is
bombing
Gaza day and night –
also
ground troops might invade
Amanpour:
Israeli is very pleased with
what
they've done so far – but they
are
still cocking the trigger
Raddatz:
how is the world reacting?
Amanpour:
the US is pressuring Egypt
to
pressure Hamas to pressure
Raddatz:
Carl that's a lot of pressure
Levin:
Israel has right to defend itself
from
rockets by firing rockets
Raddatz:
of course
Levin:
Congress should do a touchdown
dance
over the success of Iron Dome
King:
I am very bipartisan and
the proof is I love Israel
Raddatz:
what's up with the Egyptians?
Levin:
Egypt must crack down Hamas
for
all these rocket attacks
Raddatz:
Let's talk about the most
important
thing ever - Benghazi
King:
Rice lied – not Condi the other one
Raddatz:
David Petraeus said Rice
was
not given proper talking points
so
will you apologize
King:
no because she should have
said
the talking points were watered down
Levin:
oh for god's sake could the
GOP
stop acting like children
Raddatz:
but the talking points!
Raddatz:
Petreaus had the same
talking
points – is he part of the cover up?!
King:
Rice provided less than accurate
information
about a nighttime mob assault
and/or
terrorist attack!
Levin:
get a life you ignorant blow hard
Raddatz:
what about Petreaus' penis?
King:
I love Petreaus and he had always
handled
himself with great dignity but I
am
Catholic so he had to be fired
Levin:
he shouldn't resigned over an affair
– he's
a hero
Raddatz:
but he had s-e-x !
Levin:
oh right I forgot – never mind
Raddatz:
oh my god – Congres must
prevent
the fiscal cliff Congress created!
Raddatz:
Nancy can we really make
a
deal to prevent the destruction of America
Pelosi:
yes but if we don't America
will
be wrecked
Raddatz:
what are your short-term goals?
Pelosi:
prevent giant man-eating
beavers
from consumer our larger cities
Raddatz:
can Speaker Boehner
really
deliver the tea party?
Pelosi:
I don't know – they are pretty much insane
Raddatz:
would they ever raise taxes?
Pelosi:
they would be willing to eliminate
the
home mortgage deduction in exchange
for
eliminating social security
Raddatz:
there's a win-win
Pelosi:
also cut funding for education
and
free oxygen
Raddatz:
should we consider just falling
off
the fiscal cliff?
Pelosi:
maybe
Raddatz:
are you willing to walk away?
Pelosi:
I'm not going to walk away
– I'm
going to win
Raddatz:
do you agree with yourself?
Pelosi:
yes
Raddatz:
awesome
Pelosi:
we're all grownups
Raddatz:
plus Michelle Bachmann
Pelosi:
right
Raddatz:
you seemed offended that the
idea
you should step aside for someone younger
Pelosi:
I was amused it – I get called a
communist at least ten times a day
Raddatz:
thanks for coming
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2 comments:
Actually, wasn't Nancy Pelosi asked to step aside for someone that was a year older than she? (but has a "Y" chromosome, which makes all the difference)
Love Bobble.
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