This Week with George Stephanopoulos – November 11, 2012

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Guests:

Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA)

Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA)

Rep. Donna Edwards

Rep. Aaron Schock

Katrina Vanden Heuvel

Paul Gigot

Greta Van Susteren

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Stephanopoulos: holy crap Obama swept

all the swing state which means he

might be the President

Audience: wow

Stephanopoulos: in bigger news Saint Petraeus

was having sex with his biographer

ABC Journalist: this fall from grace is so sad

Stephanopoulos: isn't this unfair and how

can we blame Obama

ABC Journalist: yes because he didn't

commit any crimes

Stephanopoulos: when did you find out

Petraeus was a slut?

Chambliss: people in intelligence found

out on Tuesday but I found on Friday

watching The Voice

Stephanopoulos: should the FBI have told

Obama before the election?

Chambliss: no because Petraeus is a superhero

and there is no question that he did the right thing

Stephanopoulos: um right

Stephanopoulos: was General Petraeus straight with you

Chambliss: he's not one of them gays

as far as I know

Stephanopoulos: but now we'll never know

what happened with Benghazi

Chambliss: we know Obama is a terrible

President which is all we need to know

Stephanopoulos: did Petreaus lie to you

Chambliss: oh no that's impossible

for a Saint like him

Stephanopoulos: what do you think Patty

Murray: he's a handsome man

Stephanopoulos: what about the Fiscal Cliff

Murrray: Republicans complain about

the deficit constantly – time to put up

and then please shut up

Stephanopoulos: meaning what

Murray: raise taxes on the superrich

Stephanopoulos: but the cliff is so scary!

Murray: we just had an election

Stephy so quit whining

Stephanopoulos: will the rich riot in the

streets of East Hampton if there is a

2% tax hikes on the wealthy?

Chambliss: old and sick people are ruining

America for the rest of us

Stephanopoulos: what else

Chambliss: lets cut the deficit by lowering tax rates

Stephanopoulos: excellent

Chambliss: Presidents Ernst and Young say

if we raise taxes on rich job creators

we wil lose 700,000 jobs

Stephanopoulos: if go off the cliff won't the

economy suffer when it was going so well

Murray: I hear Saxby Chambliss saying

he wants to eliminate tax deductions

for middle class people

Chambliss: those moochers have it too good right now

Stephanopoulos: so what should we do?

Chambliss: we need to put politics aside

and admit Obama won the election so now

he should sit down with Republicans and

do what they want which is what a 

real leader would do

Stephanopoulos: will this get done by New Year's eve

Murray: yes if we raise taxes on the rich

Chambliss: no because getting rid of

Social Security will take more than six weeks

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming you crazy kids

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: whoa Petraeus quit over sex!

Susteren: he had better not lied to

anyone ever or he will go to

Martha Stewart's prison

Gigot: Petraeus saved Iraq and Afghanistan

and was forced out over Gmail

Vanden Heuvel: he had sex with a woman

not his wife – also the CIA tortures

people and counterinsurgency failed

Susteren: he was part of the Benghazi cover up!

Aaron Schock: it's unacceptable that the

head of the CIA could not hide an affair

Donna Edwards: there are many

concerns about intelligence in Congress

Susteren: Petraeus may have been

having sex the high holy day of 9/11!

Vanden Heuvel: oh zip it Greta –

he was Fox's Presidential candidate

Susteren: Fox is totally not a fake

news network for reals!

Gigot: what did Obama know and

when did he know it?!

Stephanopoulos: indeed if Obama can't control

the Petreaus penis how can he control America?

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