Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX)
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
Amanpour: are there any explosive packages
still out there and what do they look like?
Brennan: worry if you get any unexpected mail from Yemen that is ticking loudly
Amanpour: is it all a plot by a woman and her daughter to wreck America?
Brennan: I didn’t come here to talk about the Palins
Amanpour: who is behind this?
Brennan: we’re looking for all kinds of people
Amanpour: like the men behind the underwear bomber
Brennan: we’re looking for the smoking thong
Amanpour: the PETN got by the PETS!
Brennan: it’s a bit of problem
Amanpour: what else can you do?
Brennan: forget sniffing dogs - we solved this plot with information from Saudi government
Amanpour: how did they know about it
Brennan: let’s just say they have their methods
Amanpour: should we all fly naked?
Brennan: that may work in Sweden but not here
Amanpour: what about cargo planes?
Brennan: they’re full of in-flight bombs like Clash
of the Titans
Amanpour: are we safe
Brennan: no but what can you do?
Amanpour: were they targeting synagogues?
Brennan: no they were only addressed there
to throw off suspicion
Amanpour: of course
Amanpour: will you win the Senate
Cornyn: no but we will in 2012
Amanpour: the end of the world!
Amanpour: have you given up on that loon
Cornyn: oh yeah but at least a Republican
is going to win
Menendez: I think we have a chance - Alaska
is crazy after all
Amanpour: Is this worse than 1994?
Menendez: no because people dislike Dems
but they also hate Republicans
Amanpour: good news indeed
Menendez: we need to remind people that the GOP brought us to the brink of destruction
Amanpour: people think Obama raised taxes, the debt, bailed out the banks and is from Rhodesia
Menendez: I think some of those aren’t true
Amanpour: you want Obama want to be a
Cornyn: look in January 2009 we remembered
we care about spending
Amanpour: can there ever be bipartisanship?
Menendez: no because the GOP want Obama to fail
Amanpour: why are you keeping your spending
cuts a secret?
Cornyn: we will reveal our plans after the election
Amanpour: not before?
Cornyn: it will be fun like a surprise party
Amanpour: how about raising taxes on the rich?
Cornyn: oh no no
Amanpour: why not just keep the tax cuts for everybody?
Menendez: I thought the GOP was worried about
Cornyn: who me?
Amanpour: David Vitter stopped spending money on prostitutes long enough to spend money to attack Hispanics
Cornyn: this is about Yemen terrorists!
Amanpour: ok then