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Meet The Press
April 6, 2008
Guests:
Senator Bob Casey
Governor Ed Rendell
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Russert: is hillary unbeatable???
Rendell: no we're underdogs - Obama is cheating by raising so much money
Russert: omg you endorsed Obama you changed your mind!!!
Casey: yes i did you fat dipshit
Russert: but that's not allowed!!
Casey: Obama is awesome and will be a great president
Russert: can he win Pennsylvania?
Casey: he's very inspirational
Russert: you're cheating by endorsing a handsome young man
Casey: what can i say he's sexy
Russert: but you once said you lack metaphysical certitude
Casey: i know this much - you're an asshole
Russert: hillary can't win can she?
Rendell: no she won Michigan so she's better than Obama
Russert: Penn works for the Medellin family?
Rendell: i hope Penn makes clear that he when does work for the columbians he does not speak for hillary that's just his day job
Russert: what if obama loses the keystone state??
Casey: it only ruins my career if he's not the President
Timmy: Governor doesn't she have to crush mr. handsome in Penn. ???
Rendell: 3 points is a huge win
Timmy: how can she be the nominee?
Rendell: if the superdelegates override the votes by judging that the black man is politically unviable
Timmy: how wonderful
Rendell: she won Michigan and we should seat those delegates
Russert: but she was only person on the ballot
Rendell: he must win Michigan and Florida
Russert: but he can win Virginia and Colorado
Rendell: anyone who fails to win a primary in a state will never win that state later in a general election
Russert: so by your definition Hillary could never be elected at all
Rendell: ok forget everything i just said
Russert: Obama is way ahead in delegates, states won and votes cast
Rendell: oh sure if you only go by those numbers
Russert: well what else
Rendell: we have go by who is ahead in the electoral college
Russert: oh ok
Rendell: plus we should count the elections in Florida and Michigan
Russert: oh is that the new argument now?? Criminy
Russert: but she was the only person on the ballot in Michigan??
Rendell: that's the hardest election win off all!! People would rather vote for nobody than hillary!!
Russert: solution?
Rendell: we three of us can settle this right now and agree to revote now
Casey: wow i didn't know we had that power
Russert: we're white men we can do anything we want
Russert: but she was the only person on the ballot in Michigan??
Rendell: that's the hardest election win off all!! People would rather vote for nobody than hillary!!
Russert: solution?
Rendell: we three of us can settle this right now and agree to revote now
Casey: wow i didn't know we had that power
Russert: we're white men - we can do anything we want
Russert: does Obama think having a baby is a punishment
Casey: hey if the GOP wants to argue that teenage girls having babies is great we're welcome to that debate
Russert: but babies are cute and precious they are never a punishment
Casey: fine 13 year olds should have unprotected sex and procreate all day long - are you happy timmy
Russert: i'm glad you admitted it
Russert: omg the Clintons made $100 million!!!
Rendell: sure but they paid a lot in taxes and gave a lot of charity
Timmy: but what about the contributors to his liberry??
Rendell: it's all to help starving people in Africa
Russert: Obama has raised people from influential people
Casey: not the really A-List bloggers they are steadfastly neutral
Rendell: if hillary steals the nomination will people stay home? Probably - but that's true if we nominate a black man or a non-woman
Casey: yeah ok dood
Russert: early morning april 4 shots rang out in memphis sky
Young: your no bono
Timster: speak to me of King
Young: martin was sick and almost didn't go and gave that ominous speech and the next day he was happy
Russert: he had a preminition
Young: the Constitution promised equality and King was now into economic equality as well as racial equality
Russert: and then he was killed in mysterious circumstances
Young: surprise, surprise
Timmy: why be such a trouble maker and rabble rouser
Young: he wanted to fight powerful entrenched wealthy interests
Timmy: and look how far we've come a mom and pop operation like GE owns Meet the Press
Dyson: death haunted him every day of his life and his blood mixed with the soil of our redemptive history
Brokaw: King was only 26 years old when he started
Russert: ah but did he ever have a house on Nantucket
Brokaw: he had me at non-violence
Russert: who was bull connor
Brokaw: he knew bull connor would overreact with dogs it was clever
Russert: he tricked that poor white man
Russert: King was cuddly and Rev. Right is angry and mean and racist
Dyson: bullshit King said America was going to hell
Russert: why so much hate from the black man???
Dyson: fuck off
Timmy: Obama finally learned you blacks have to reach out to whites
Young: yes he did timster - he's bowling and talking about money and capital
Russert: you may stop talking now i wish to speak to the elderly white man
Brokaw: thank you - i wish to decry racial disparity so sad what's with all the hispanics and asians these days
Russert: who can heal america's racial wounds??
Brokaw: newt gingrich and the american enterprise institute
Dyson: race isn't a fucking fiction it's a damm reality about slavery, prejudice economics and self image
Russert: and having a house in Nantucket
Dyson: we have to reach out to poor people and lift them up
Russert: oh noes!
Russert: condi rice says america has a birth defect - are african americans our third limb?
Young: i love condi rice and she is doing a great job
Dyson: dood are you high?
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