Admiral James Stavridis (Ret.)
Loretta Lynch – U.S. Attorney General
Cecile Richards – President of
Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN)
Stephanopoulos: omg Turkey
is finally fighting ISIS!
Marquardt: Turkey is bombing ISIS!
Marquardt: they're even letting
the U.S. to fly out of Turkey!
Marquardt: this was only
after ISIS attacked Turkey
Marquardt: but ISIS is also bombing
the Kurds who are also fighting ISIS
Marquardt: is this a game changer?
Stephanopoulos: I don't know Alex – is it?
Marquardt: I thought you would know
Stephanopoulos: welcome Admiral
Stavridis: nice to be here George
Stephanopoulos: is Turkey
bombing ISIS a game changer?
Stavridis: we'll know in a year
Stephanopoulos: I want to
know right now
Stavridis: the real game changer
would be if Turkey invades Syria
Stephanopoulos: what about the Kurds?
Stavridis: we can't have
a two-front war George
Stephanopoulos: what should the US do now?
Stavridis: we should send 10,000
U.S. troops to fuck up ISIS's shit
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Thomas: OMG ISIS is a clear
and present danger!!
Thomas: is this the most dangerous
threat since 9/11?!?
Lynch: they're very dangerous
Thomas: holy shit they're on
social media promoting killing
Lynch: they're on the twitter!
Thomas: they say just do it!
Thomas: Americans have been
caught with pressure cookers!
Lynch: it's unpredictable!
Thomas: they're fucking invisible!
It's like a superpower!
Lynch: it's a problem
Thomas: ISIS might develop
the bility to do a cyber attack!
Thomas: and you even
admit the FBI can't predict
everything all the time
Lynch: well sure
Thomas: lives are literally
hanging in the balance!
Thomas: ISIS is reaching
angry unstable millenials!
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Wright: omg look at this video that
may or may not make
Planned Parenthood look bad
Wright: this anti-choice activist
says inflammatory things which
we will now repeat
Wright: Planned Parenthood
says the videos are selectively
edited but who knows
Boehner: it made me vomit
or that may have been the scotch
Wright: these activists may have
more hoaxed videos which we
will also show
Stephanopoulos: more fake
videos will come out!
Richards: these are highly edited videos
by murderous anti-choice activists
Stephanopoulos: but you did
apologize for your tone so you
must be guilty of something
Richards: yes but we're a huge
non-profit health care provider
Stephanopoulos: do you ever harvest tissue?
Richards: yes but in less than five places
Richards: they spent three
years trying to entrap doctors
and all they got was this deceptive video
Stephanopoulos:well it's working
Richards: they had fake IDs
and fake tax documents
Stephanopoulos: okay but
the full videos are out now
Richards: and the full videos
show we did nothing wrong
Stephanopoulos: why do you haggle?
Richards: the only ones are
haggling are the lying hoaxers
Richards: one in five women
in America use our health care services
Stephanopoulos: one in four
Americans eat at McDonald's
Richards: this is a smear campaign
to destroy Planned Parenthood
Stephanopoulos: even so
Richards: no one does more
than us to prevent unwanted pregnancies
Stephanopoulos: a conservative
writer says if you did bad things
that would be bad
Richards: who cares?
Stephanopoulos: aren't you making money
Richards: no we're not
Richards: you've fallen for a hoax George
Stephanopoulos: but one of the
videos says you harvest organs
Richards: it's a fake George
Stephanopoulos: one of the doctors
talks about preserving organs
Richards: donating fetal tissue
can cure ebola!
Richards: it's laudable
Stephanopoulos: I see
Richards: the disgusting acts come from
these liars and they don't care about
women getting breast cancer screenings
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming
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Karl: the GOP has 99 problems
and Donald Trump is all of them
Karl: incredibly he is the
leading the entire GOP field
Karl: remember this man
is a game show host
Karl: he called Lindsey
Graham an idiot – and that was
the nicest thing he said all week
Karl: but more than half
of Republicans don't like him
Karl: if he ran as a third party
candidate he could wreck the
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Stephanopoulos: Matthew Dowd
what the fuck is going on?
Dowd: Republicans are very angry
Dowd: anger can be a good thing
Stephanopoulos: true but not in this case
Dowd: this the bad kind of anger
Dowd: one quarter of GOP
voters love this guy
Haberman: they knew this was coming
– candidates kissed his ring for two years
and now he's turned on them
Navarro: some candidates are in
hiding and others are taking him on
Stephanopoulos: Keith admit it –
you love this!
Ellison: look this lunatic could be
elected if we don't get out and vote Democratic
Stephanopoulos: he's going to
dominate the debates isn't he?
Dowd: you've got to get into
the debates which means being
outrageous to get attention
Stephanopoulos: yeah it's weird
Dowd: why not get free publicity and
do the right thing by taking on Donald Trump
Stephanopoulos: will Jeb Bush do that?
Navarro: you can't get just get up
on stage and say 'I'm rich and people
love me now vote for me''
Stephanopoulos: I don't know Ana
it seem to be working just fine
Navarro: oh god
Dowd: this is not happening