Reporters:
Alex
Marquardt
Pierre
Thomas
David
Wright
Jon
Karl
Guests:
Admiral
James Stavridis (Ret.)
Loretta
Lynch – U.S. Attorney General
Cecile
Richards – President of
Planned Parenthood
Rep.
Keith Ellison (D-MN)
Matthew
Dowd
Maggie
Haberman
Ana
Navarro
Stephanopoulos:
omg Turkey
is finally
fighting ISIS!
Marquardt:
Turkey is bombing ISIS!
Marquardt:
they're even letting
the
U.S. to fly out of Turkey!
Marquardt:
this was only
after
ISIS attacked Turkey
Marquardt:
but ISIS is also bombing
the
Kurds who are also fighting ISIS
Marquardt:
is this a game changer?
Stephanopoulos:
I don't know Alex –
is it?
Marquardt:
I thought you would know
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Admiral
Stavridis:
nice to be here George
Stephanopoulos:
is Turkey
bombing
ISIS a game changer?
Stavridis:
we'll know in a year
Stephanopoulos:
I want to
know
right now
Stavridis:
the real game changer
would
be if Turkey invades Syria
Stephanopoulos:
what about the Kurds?
Stavridis:
we can't have
a
two-front war George
Stephanopoulos:
what should the US do now?
Stavridis:
we should send 10,000
U.S.
troops to fuck up ISIS's shit
Stephanopoulos:
nice
[
break ]
Thomas:
OMG ISIS is a clear
and
present danger!!
Thomas:
is this the most dangerous
threat
since 9/11?!?
Lynch:
they're very dangerous
Thomas: holy shit they're on
social media
promoting killing
Lynch:
they're on the twitter!
Thomas:
they say just do it!
Thomas:
Americans have been
caught
with pressure cookers!
Lynch:
it's unpredictable!
Thomas:
they're fucking invisible!
It's like a superpower!
Lynch:
it's a problem
Thomas:
ISIS might develop
the
bility to do a cyber attack!
Lynch:
maybe
Thomas:
and you even
admit
the FBI can't predict
everything
all the time
Lynch:
well sure
Thomas:
lives are literally
hanging
in the balance!
Stephanopoulos: eek
Thomas:
ISIS is reaching
angry
unstable millenials!
[ break ]
Wright:
omg look at this video that
may
or may not make
Planned Parenthood
look bad
Wright:
this anti-choice activist
says
inflammatory things which
we
will now repeat
Wright:
Planned Parenthood
says
the videos are selectively
edited
but who knows
Boehner:
it made me vomit
or that may have been the scotch
Wright:
these activists may have
more
hoaxed videos which we
will
also show
Stephanopoulos:
more fake
videos
will come out!
Richards:
these are highly edited videos
by
murderous anti-choice activists
Stephanopoulos:
but you did
apologize
for your tone so you
must
be guilty of something
Richards:
yes but we're a huge
non-profit
health care provider
Stephanopoulos:
do you ever harvest tissue?
Richards:
yes but in less than five places
Stephanopoulos:
okay
Richards:
they spent three
years
trying to entrap doctors
and
all they got was this deceptive video
Stephanopoulos:well it's working
Richards:
they had fake IDs
and
fake tax documents
Stephanopoulos:
okay but
the
full videos are out now
Richards:
and the full videos
show
we did nothing wrong
Stephanopoulos:
why do you haggle?
Richards:
the only ones are
haggling
are the lying hoaxers
Stephanopoulos:
maybe
Richards:
one in five women
in
America use our health care services
Stephanopoulos:
one in four
Americans eat at McDonald's
Richards:
this is a smear campaign
to
destroy Planned Parenthood
Stephanopoulos:
even so
Richards:
no one does more
than
us to prevent unwanted pregnancies
Stephanopoulos:
a conservative
writer
says if you did bad things
that
would be bad
Richards:
who cares?
Stephanopoulos:
aren't you making money
Richards:
no
Stephanopoulos:
no?
Richards:
no we're not
Stephanopoulos:
really?
Richards:
you've fallen for a hoax George
Stephanopoulos:
but one of the
videos
says you harvest organs
Richards:
it's a fake George
Stephanopoulos:
one of the doctors
talks
about preserving organs
Richards:
donating fetal tissue
can
cure ebola!
Stephanopoulos:
maybe
Richards:
it's laudable
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Richards:
the disgusting acts come from
these liars and they don't care about
women getting breast cancer screenings
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
[
break ]
Karl:
the GOP has 99 problems
and
Donald Trump is all of them
Karl:
incredibly he is the
leading
the entire GOP field
Karl:
remember this man
is
a game show host
Karl:
he called Lindsey
Graham
an idiot – and that was
the
nicest thing he said all week
Karl:
but more than half
of
Republicans don't like him
Karl:
if he ran as a third party
candidate
he could wreck the
Republican
party
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Matthew Dowd
what
the fuck is going on?
Dowd:
Republicans are very angry
Stephanopoulos:
true
Dowd:
anger can be a
good thing
Stephanopoulos:
true but not in this case
Dowd:
this the bad kind of anger
Dowd:
one quarter of GOP
voters
love this guy
Haberman:
they knew this was
coming
– candidates kissed his
ring for two years
and now he's
turned on them
Navarro:
some candidates are in
hiding
and others are taking him on
Stephanopoulos:
Keith admit it –
you
love this!
Ellison:
look this lunatic could be
elected
if we don't get out and vote Democratic
Stephanopoulos:
he's going to
dominate
the debates isn't he?
Dowd:
you've got to get into
the debates which
means being
outrageous to get attention
Stephanopoulos:
yeah it's weird
Dowd:
why not get free publicity and
do
the right thing by taking on Donald Trump
Stephanopoulos:
will Jeb Bush do that?
Navarro:
you can't get just get up
on
stage and say 'I'm rich and people
love me now vote for me''
Stephanopoulos:
I don't know Ana
it
seem to be working just fine
Navarro: oh god
Dowd: this is not happening
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