Reporters:
Pierre
Thomas
Terry
Moran
Guests:
James
Obergefell
– Victorious
Supreme
Court Litigant
Evan
Wolfson –
President
of
'Freedom to Marry'
Mike
Huckabee
Rep.
Peter King (R-NY)
Cokie
Roberts
Donna
Brazile
Matthew
Dowd
Ken
Blackwell
Stephanopoulos:
OMG what a
fucking
week for politics!
Stephanopoulos:
Obama had his
best
week ever – he
passed
a trade
bill
and the Supreme
Court legalized
Obamacare
and gay marriage!
Stephanopoulos:
then he broke out
into song!
Stephanopoulos:
Terry you've covered
the
court for thirty years – have you
ever seen
the court make this much
history in two days?
Moran:
George I never
have –
the Court
slammed
the door on two big issues
of
our time –
Obamacare and Gay rights
Stephanopoulos:
amazing!
Moran:
it's a reminder
of the tremendous
power
of the Supreme Court and
the importance
of paying reporters
to cover the Court
saved Obamacare!
Moran:
John Roberts isn't a boat rocker
Stephanopoulos:
Anthony Kennedy
is
now a historical figure!
Moran:
Robert Bork was a intellectual
but
a wingnut job and
Anthony Kennedy
brought
heart
and empathy and good
old
western cowboy love
of liberty and
gays
Stephanopoulos:
cowboys love
gays
and lesbians?
Moran:
oh yes George –
in
fact most
cowboys were gay
Stephanopoulos:
I did not know that
Moran:
it's a well-known fact –
didn't
you ever see Brokeback Mountain?
Stephanopoulos:
you learn
something
new every day
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome James
Obergefell
Obergefell:
it's a great morning George!
Stephanopoulos:
how do you feel?
Obergefell:
it's amazing – the
love
my
husband and I had for each
other
has had an impact all
across the country
Stephanopoulos:
Mike Huckabee
says
this Supreme Court
decisions
is
nothing less
than tyranny and evil
Obergfell:
I would ask him if
his
brother
or sister or daughter were
gay
would he love them any less
or
want them have fewer rights?
Huckabee:
absolutely I would –
if
Jesus Christ teaches us anything
it
is to be petty and vindictive and hateful
Obergefell:
we're just asking to
be
treated equally and to enjoy
the
lovely and wonderful
and
sacred
institution of marriage
Huckabee:
that's Satan talking right there
Stephanopoulos:
John Roberts says
the
court shouldn't steal gay marriage
from
the voters and
legalizing gay
marriage
will hurt the cause
of fighting
to
legalize gay marriage
Wolfson:
well that's a
process argument
but
guess what – we
have a Constitution
and
it applies to everyone regardless
of
laws
people pass talking rights away
from
unpopular minorities
Stephanopoulos:
is that right?
Wolfson:
indeed – in fact
that's
why we have
one
Stephanopoulos:
so will your
organization
Freedom
to Marry go out of business?
Wolfson:
no because we have
to
sell the
dignity of gay couples in
Texas and Alabama
Stephanopoulos:
how about you Jim –
will
you pack it in and enjoy life as a gay icon?
Obergfell:
no I think I
will continue
the
fight against
discrimination
against
LGBT people
Stephanopoulos:
well good luck with
that
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Mike
Huckabee
Huckabee:
it's a sad day George
Stephanopoulos:
what did you
think about what James Obergefell
said about just wanting to love and
be married like you
think about what James Obergefell
said about just wanting to love and
be married like you
Huckabee:
I'm deeply moved by
Mr
Obergefell but when
it comes to
denying
people basic human
rights
the
process matters most
Stephanopoulos:
of course
Huckabee:
these justices are
unelected
lawyers – it's just wrong
for
them applying the Constitution
to
gay people
Stephanopoulos:
isn't that the
role
of Supreme Court?
Huckabee:
are we now going to
discriminate
against Christians?
Stephanopoulos:
oh so now you're
worried
about discrimination?
Huckabee:
will we crucify poor
photographers
who won't take
pictures
at Satanic rituals
or
gay wedding?
Stephanopoulos:
well I don't know
Mike do you think the Supreme Court
should protect their rights or
would that be tyranny?
Mike do you think the Supreme Court
should protect their rights or
would that be tyranny?
Huckabee:
what about the poor
guy
at Mozilla who was
tyrannized out of his job as a CEO
tyrannized out of his job as a CEO
Stephanopoulos:
that is so sad –
did
you know people can be
fired
for being gay?
Huckabee:
equality is tyranny!
Stephanopoulos:
tyranny?
Huckabee:
yes if Christians don't
have
more rights that everyone
else
that's discrimination against Christians
Stephanopoulos:
how is that tyranny
again?
Huckabee:
it's tyranny
when the
court
overrules the people who
want
to get married but what to stop
people
they don't like from getting married
Stephanopoulos:
I think I follow
Huckabee:
the court tyrannically didn't
overturn
the Obamacare law – outrageous!
Stephanopoulos:
but that makes no
sense – you call it tyranny when the court doesn't leave gay marriage
to the legislature but it's also tyranny when
they don't overturn a law passed by the legislature
to the legislature but it's also tyranny when
they don't overturn a law passed by the legislature
Huckabee:
exactly – we're living
in
a dystopian nightmare!
Stephanopoulos:
so will you
refuse
to obey this tyrannical ruling?
Huckabee:
in his 'Letter
from Birmingham
Jail'
the conservative
hero Martin Luther
King
said pastors will
have to make
a
tough decision on disobeying the law
Stephanopoulos:
yes citing a man
protesting
laws discriminating against
minorities
makes perfect sense when
fighting
to deny equality to minorities
Huckabee:
Christians everywhere
must
follow the example of Jesus!
Stephanopoulos:
never get married
and
just hang out with a bunch of
other
men wearing robes and sandals?
Huckabee:
No! Jesus Christ's
message
of hate and exclusion!
Stephanopoulos:
what should
government
employees do?
Huckabee:
court clerks should
refuse
to obey any
law they don't like!
Stephanopoulos:
that seems
it
could lead to chaos
Huckabee:
I don't think a
state
Attorney
General
should just
shrug
and say well I guess
we
must just
obey Adolf Hitler now
Stephanopoulos:
so you want
government
officials around the
country
to disobey the Supreme
Court
because they don't like the ruling
Huckabee:
what if a future
Supreme
Court bans abortion
–
what
about that you hypocritical liberals??
Stephanopoulos:
you must
really
hate gay people
Huckabee:
they're only five lawyers!
Who
gave them the power to decide
what
the Constitution says??
Huckabee:
so people should
just
ignore the Supreme Court?
Huckabee:
Obama lit
the White House
in
rainbow colors so
when I'm President
I'm
going to re-name
it 'Mike
Huckabee's
House of Fetuses and Waffles'!
House of Fetuses and Waffles'!
Stephanopoulos:
what about
the confederate flag?
the confederate flag?
Huckabee:
Lindsey Graham is a hero
for
supporting the flying
the flag and
then
sort of reluctantly changing his mind
Stephanopoulos:
a true profile in
courage
Huckabee:
Republicans are the real
opponents
of the confederate flag –
why
don't liberals take it down from
their
state houses huh libs??
Stephanopoulos:
can't argue with
that logic
Huckabee:
Republicans brought civil rights
legislation
and Democrats opposed it!
Stephanopoulos:
sort of
Huckabee:
America's greatest civil
rights
leader was Dwight Eisenhower
and
then some other people did some things
Stephanopoulos:
what did you think
of
President Obama's eulogy?
Huckabee:
I thought it was brilliant
but
it was too political – a
eulogy
should
focus on the deceased
Stephanopoulos:
the deceased was
a
politician who was murdered by a
terrorist
for his political beliefs
Huckabee:
pointing that
out is very bad manners
out is very bad manners
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
Mike
Huckabee:
thanks for inviting me
and
don't forget to hate a gay
today
in the name of Jesus
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
so panel it was
quite
a week in politics
Dowd:
I would just like
to point out
that
not all of Americas problems
were
solved this week
Blackwell:
Christians are going
to
be called names which is very sad
Stephanopoulos:
yes if only gay
people could know what it's like
to be called names they might
not be so insensitive to christians
people could know what it's like
to be called names they might
not be so insensitive to christians
Blackwell:
the court should not
have
legislated
from the bench and instead
overturned
Obamacare as god intended
Stephanopoulos:
makes perfect sense
Blackwell:
we should have
amended
the
Constitution to give
the gays
equality which the GOP would
no doubt have supported
equality which the GOP would
no doubt have supported
Roberts:
this week we
saw black
and
white lesbians kissing each other
which
I for one cannot get enough of
Brazile:
I grew up in the
segregated
south
so it was pretty nice to see the
Supreme
Court this week grant
equal
rights to all Americans
[
break ]
Thomas:
omg ISIS killed
peoplein
France and Tunis!
Woodruff:
the ISIS killer was
so
nervous
he was shaking –
but
somehow found the
nerve
to
shoot people at a
swimming pool
Thomas:
omg ISIS might attack
America
on the 4th
of July!
Comey:
ISIS is looking for troubled
minds
on the Internet
– there seems
to
be no shortage there
Thomas:
a college student from
Queens
wants to
stop traffic on the GW bridge
Christie:
who does that little
bastard think he is?
bastard think he is?
Stephanopoulos:
Pierre how
scared should I be?
scared should I be?
Thomas:
very scared George –
ISIS
is really good on
twitter and instagram
Stephanopoulos:
Facebook too?
Thomas:
no one uses Facebook
anymore
– it's too popular
Stephanopoulos:
this is
very
terrifying
King:
I am more petrified that
at
any time since
September 11
Stephanopoulos:
holy shit
King:
we will almost certainly
be attacked on July 4th
be attacked on July 4th
Stephanopoulos:
wow
King:
we've had a series
of attacks in America's
of attacks in America's
Stephanopoulos:
we have?
King:
well a series of
arrests anyway
Stephanopoulos:
some say white male
right
wing terrorists are more dangerous
Thomas:
yes but ISIS is worse
because
of what they might do
King:
that's ridiculous – there's no
comparison
between wily murderous
arabs
and incompetent sad white
people
with mental health issues
Stephanopoulos:
right
King:
that kind of
reporting is
The
New York Times at its worst
– four
people were killed in the Boston bombing!
Stephanopoulos:
true
King:
When has a white
racist ever
killed
four people at one time?
Stephanopoulos:
last week in
Charleston
King:
that doesn't count!
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